THE GARY BOBBY SUMMER SLAM FEST '22 IS HERE!   

It's reunion time y'all! You asked for it and its here. In the Season 3 premiere we are going to be catching up and we also have a new addition to the show - Uncle Lazer. He's the love child of Gary and Bobby and he don't fuck around. Enjoy the show babbbyyeeeee!!  

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It's July 12, 2022 and here in Austin, Texas we just experienced the hottest 7 day stretch on record! Which means it's the perfect day to stay inside and watch this podcast (audio coming soon to Spotify).   

Originally, this episode was going to cover con some of the most interesting and infamous people in history... con artists, but Hunter Biden's crack smoking has become so impressive that I just had to change the title and topic of today's show. We're still going to cover some stuff about con artists and also a list of classic assassination attempts.  

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The former Prime Minister of Japan has been assassinated!   

I'm also gonna talk about the idea and implications of cloning myself, being a father, sleep schedules, and how lawyers tend to be scam artists. 

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The OG podcast idea is coming back. This is less of a news show and more of a rant. In fact, its completely Gary ranting.   

Today's topics: Men need hobbies as much as they need work, golfing is the best hobby, boxing is also good, so is shooting guns and just fighting in general. I recommend a book to anyone struggling with women. To-do lists are also important as are routines. Also, I explain why red flags laws are completely insane.  

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International Women's Week. Is there a more powerful three-word combination?

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It's here: Texas Election Time babbyyyeee!  

Today we are announcing our run for President of Texas! Also, Gary got drugged, Gary went to church, and Gary's identity almost got stolen. In other news, it's World Hearing Day, we talk about the Kentucky Meat Shower incident, and explain why Joe Rogan should be tax exempt, among other crazy news.  

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It has begun. World War III. Our imminent deaths are on the horizon!  

If we survive the nuclear holocaust here are some other grand topics on today's show: Kanye West is in the news again. We also hear from Positive Gary about apologizing, two sexual incidences involving female teacher pedophiles, the world's first down syndrome model, a banana that can walk, and Bobby tells us about the recording process for the Nether Hour album. 

Also, our friend Maserati Pac joins the show for the second half. 

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There's a lot to cover on this one since last week's show was cancelled due to Gary's bout with Giardia. But the major news this week is: THE OLYMPIC GAMES... and why they suck. We've got some updates to the studio, Gary's positive now, the supply chain problem is getting outta hand, and the Bengals lost the Superbowl again.

Plus, we have former UFC fighter and current 10th Planet boxing coach, Andy Craig, in the studio today to chat boxing. We also filmed a segment with him during one of his classes that you don't wanna miss. It'll premiere at the break. 

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For the second year in a row Texans are frozen inside their homes and everything except McDonald's is closed... even the strip clubs are closed. Kinda feels like Groundhog Day don't it? Maybe it is, maybe it isn't... who knows, nothing is real when you're losing yo mind livin' in the matrix BABBBYYYEE!!  

Today we are talking about the origins of this dumbass holiday and talk about a few of the ways that Bill Murray tried to kill himself in the famous movie of the same name and dig into how pussified the south becomes when it gets cold. Also, Bianca Parato joins us in studio to talk about what it's like being a female comic in the Austin comedy scene.  

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The greatest honky tonk band on this side of planet Earth joins the show to talk about music and love and tribulations mannn... AND REVELATIONS! If you wanna experience your inner dimensions you need to align your soul with this episode of the cult that is The Gary Bobby Show! 

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