Secular - A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about faith and always being ready to give an answer for what we believe. She decided to test the kids. Teacher : “Alright, kids, let’s see who can answer this question. What’s small, furry, has a bushy tail, and climbs trees?” The kids sat there…

I heard a joke once about a man who was stuck on his rooftop during a flood. He prayed for God’s help, and soon a neighbor came by offering to help. The man waved him off, saying, ‘No thanks, I’m waiting for God!’ Then came a boat, and he turned it down too. Finally, he drowned. When he met God, he said,…

Secular - A couple of guys, we’ll call them John and Al, were standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that read, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car. As the first driver sped past, he yelled, “Leave us alone…

I got two stories of living in a christian life. I couldn’t decide which one I liked better. 1 During Sunday school, the teacher was explaining how God created Eve from Adam’s rib. A little boy, fascinated by the story, listened intently. Later that night, his mom found him lying in bed clutching his…

There was a small-town church holding a special weekend retreat, and the pastor wanted to teach a powerful lesson on faith in action. He gathered the whole group outside and announced they were going to do a trust fall exercise. He called up Brother Bob — a well-known member of the church who was always…

Reality walks into a Coffee Shop, but no one acknowledges it. It sighs and mutters, “Figures. Everyone’s too busy living in their own little worlds.” Meanwhile, Perception walks in right after, and the whole place cheers. Reality groans, “Of course. Always the popular one.” There is a difference between…

Billy loved spending weekends at his Grandpa Joe’s house. Grandpa was full of wisdom, stories, and—most importantly—hilarious ideas about “helping.” One Saturday morning, Billy’s mom reminded him to clean his room before heading outside. Sighing, Billy trudged upstairs, but Grandpa Joe stopped him. “Don’t…

In a small village, there was a man widely regarded as the village fool. He would stand at the market every day, and people would offer him two coins: one was large and made of cheap metal, and the other was tiny but made of gold. Every time, the fool would take the large coin. One day, a curious boy…

A man was sitting on a park bench, deep in thought, when a bird landed near him. The bird looked at him and said, “Why the long face?” The man sighed. “I’m trying to figure out what freedom really means.” The bird tilted its head and chirped, “Freedom is simple! Look at me. I can fly wherever I want,…