From fired up to just plain fired! Brian Smith wallows in self-pity after being let go as the Roosters coach. Steve Noyce alerts player to the news via scissor lift, one of the many communicative devices at his disposal. Onto another man who has lost his way this week. Russell Crowe has drifted off-course on a kayak east of the Hamptons this week. Method acting for his latest role of Noah perhaps? Or is he just generally confused like all the other Souths supporters? Perry Keyes and his hubris join the boys for a chat and a song and Jamal Idris reveals that his weight problem is directly linked to an abnormal hip. Someone’s telling porkies…Fire Up!

This Friday night we will go to sleep underneath a blue moon and so this week on your radio All the Best brings you an episode about the night and what happens when you live by the moon. We follow a family through Ramadan, head to Darwin for Territory Day and ask a nurse why they don’t like working on full moons.

Andrew Demetriou’s lapdog and 2IC at the AFL Gillon McLachlan has been targeted to join the NRL’s administration team. Will he give up lattes, polo and Pierre Cardin to head north and deal with the likes of Fuifui Moimoi? Is the Eastern suburbs whispering his name? Only time will tell. Rugby League celebrates its 117th birthday this week and celebrates by launching a museum at NRL HQ. The only problem is it’s only open 4 hours a week and is most likely curated by Toyota Cup players. MoNA’s looking more appealing by the minute. The Buzz Rothfield/Todd Carney conspiracy deepens as Todd is hailed a “good bloke” for being removed from the Clovelly Hotel early. How would Buzz have framed this in 2011? Daniel Eastwood also drops by to talk about his favourite touchie insults and the secrets of the inner circle. Fire Up!

This Friday night we will go to sleep underneath a blue moon and so this week on your radio All the Best brings you an episode about the night and what happens when you live by the moon. We follow a family through Ramadan, head to Darwin for Territory Day and ask a nurse why they don’t like working on full moons.

The theme today on All the Best is taken from ‘Im Not There’ a film about Bob Dylan. In the film six actors play six incarnations of Bob Dylan and today we have stories about shifting personalities, missing family and friends who seem real one moment and gone the next. From Jasper who has 1 million imaginary friends, to a story about the discovery of a bag of memories and the attempt to get to know your mum.

A big week in League calls for a big guest (the biggest in our opinion)! We take a journey into the mind of one of the NRL’s most knowledgeable and insightful fellows, Mr Andrew Voss. In one of the busiest weeks in the competitions history the boys and Vossy take a look at Mark Gasnier’s new book “Spurting Sauce” paying special attention to the man’s lack of awareness regarding intellectual property law. How dare he attempt to copyright Fire Up! Channel 9 clinches a major TV rights deal with the promise of establishing an academy for player media training (about time). Mario runs for office, Rusty proves his manliness in the rugged Icelandic tundra and Jamie Soward thinks he’s newsworthy. FIRE UP!!!

This week's program is a challenge. On Sunday August 5 we sent 10 contributors out to the streets of Sydney and Melbourne and another on a Countrylink train towards Port Macquarie. The goal: To find a story in 24 hours. Want to hear how they went? You better stay tuned.

FBi's resident movie watcher Sam Clark examines dubious sidequel THE BOURNE LEGACY, which does not feature its title character!

On today’s show, we’re talking diaries... Justin Heazlewood aka The Bedroom Philosopher reads from his teen diaries, and author and playwright Anna Barnes on why we should all keep a diary. Also, our host Georgia reveals a shameful incident of diary snooping from her past!

Let's celebrate the Aussie success in boats of all kinds, the fact that we now have more Golds than you can count on one hand and that BMX is so entertaining. Also, Vierboom gets creepy over rhythmic gymnastics, Novak sings the Goulburn Valley ad jingle AND a Justin Bieber song and we learn about the tradition of cheating in the marathon going back over a century. The Eat My FBi team consists of Andy Thomas, Matt Vierboom, Lewis Mitchell and Dave Novak. You can contact us on Twitter: @EatMyFBI or email: [email protected]