F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast

Last week we indulged ourselves in a little game, but this week we get right into the meaty, juicy good stuff that you all come here for: advice.  And let me tell you, we have got some doozies this week.  Topics include unintentional third wheel voyeurism, hotel sex long con, wishing he'd have a condom, threesome anxiety and picking a name for the new dog.

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You're in for a real treat today, friends.  Now, I will warn you that this one is a bit off the rails, but we've got your favourite guest boy back in the closet.  That's right, Kyle Crawford joins us once again to co-host this week's episode and this time he brings us a brand new segment: The Fuckly Buds Game!  Niall and Dain play, what is essentially the Newlyweds Game, to see who knows the most about each other while also finding out what a monster Kyle is when it comes to rules.  Topics include the mad shatter, another prophetic dream about pools, moving in too soon, finding the body type that makes you comfortable, getting over the mental blocks of a new kink, a practical after sex surprise.

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"Happy Happy Game Show" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

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In a very special episode we celebrate the greatest of days, Dain's birthday.  To commemorate thirty-two beautiful years on this planet, we pool our collective knowledge into an infinite pool of wisdom.  We also freak out a lot about placentas and we put a new topic in The Box.  Topics include a Tinder heist, having your cake and eating the exact same cake, why you don't take pills you get in the mail, a very tight penis, the great Instagram purge and sleeping with a best friend.

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Despite many cat related technical difficulties, we managed to record this episode for your listening pleasure.  We only had to start and stop recording like three times, but we did it.  Also, if anyone wants a cat, let me know.  Topics include wedding night semen request, top secret Snapchat activation streaks, public sex rejection, the mysterious case of the text that was never sent, how Dain ruined a marriage and sexless seduction.

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The spookiness of October is far behind us now and the cold winter chill has begun to creep into the closet.  Dain brings a much needed update on an on-going saga and Niall reveals our first listener gift.  Topics include dealing with betrayal and a tattoo Hail Mary, ignoring women for three years to attract... women, learning to not be creepy, sneaking a boy into your house undetected, being the only girl in the world to your special someone, a BetterBetch update.

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With only a few residual spook-stains from Spooktober, we roll into, in Dain's opinion, the best month of November.  As the crisp fall breeze gives way to the cold winter wind, let us keep you warm with the hottest sex and dating advice.  Topics include an annoying question, the no kid clause, the sinister sensation of having a taste for the younger flesh, hobbies that get the tail to chase you and performance sex.

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Good day, boos and ghouls (and everyone in between or outside of).  Welcome to our first ever official Spooktacular!  That's right, you're used to the hottest sex advice, but this time around we're bringing you the spookiest advice and we've even got the spookiest guest host we could find... The Spite Witch herself!  Topics include a sneaky pair of panties, spooky sex injuries, a germane porn review, haunted house boners, the latest in the BetterBetch saga, fantasizing about "taking" virginity.

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Niall's had a bad day, so we sing about it.  We actually do a lot of singing in this episode.  Maybe too much.  Topics include respectful break-ups, the importance of D&D, drugging your wife, losing a little weight, some awkward questions, and wooing the cute hairdresser.

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This week Niall makes a really good joke.  I mean, like, he makes a really, really good joke.  And if that doesn't make you horny, Dain brings back a baffling previous question-asker for a much needed update.  Topics include birthday texts, falling in love in three days, another prophetic dream, drive-by flirting, the great sugar daddy gift card scam, forbidden erections and the past kiss haunting.

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Oh boy.  We enter year two hard this week by, maybe, just maybe, revealing we've secretly been terrible people (Dain especially) all along.  But that's okay because we accidentally start this week's episode by just getting right into the advice with some hypotheticals.  Also, this week we start a box in which we take stupid societal concepts and just lock them away for good.  Topics include bad dick game, t-shirt exposition, parental sex toy bamboozles, bedroom raincoat mistake, exposing your number, staying in her pushy, and cougar huntin'.

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