F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast

More like Carpe Deez Nuts, right?  Am I right, guys?  Deez nuts?  That's still funny right?  Topics include cab fare, too weak for missionary, leaving Raul out of it, sex recovery day.

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I'm starting to get the step-sibling trend in porn now... it's the only way they could get the chemistry that sexy!  Topics include I love you and also I never want to see you again, embarrassing oral, treat her like your little sister, unrealistic dating standards.

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It's an absolute miracle that this episode exists considering all of the technical difficulties we suffering while recording.  So, you know, really enjoy this one.

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We're always bragging about our great advice, but have you ever thought of where it REALLY comes from?  Topics include never nude, definitely not premature ejaculation, the dating experts lied.

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Next time you're out at a bar, I want you to look around and try to guess how many people are actively participating in their kink and/or a sex act.  Have fun!  Topics include exclusivity test, public vibrator outing, eating the peach, and the hand not closing the deal.

NOTE: Also, we apologize, but due to a scheduling conflict we had to postpone our live show!  We're really bummed and very sorry!

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It doesn't matter what stupid idea your teenage brain comes up with, you can always blame Tiktok.  Topics include breaking beds, size comparisons, being a sleepy guy, and feelin' weird about feet.

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Everyone knows that underwear resets in freshness every day if it's worn inside out.  Topics include the sleepiness men must fight, swinging in a situationship, keeping the drawers fresh, ejaculate volume.

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BRING ME MORE (SEXY) PHOTOS OF SPIDER-MAN!  Topics include the sneaking suspicion of dishonesty, the effects of emotions on sexual stamina, making your girlfriend more kinky, and position practice.

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Please, for the love of God, if you listen to ANY of our advice: do not put soil inside you.  It's dirt.  It's literal dirt.  Topics include abandonment issues, cuddle boners, focusing on yourself is a lie, holy mole-y.

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Before you marry that man you literally just met, please know that you have our full and enthusiastic support to divorce him.

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