F*ck Buddies

If anyone needs me, I’ll be hanging with my mom for the next three weeks.  Topics include your boyfriend’s cool horse friend, ex’s engagement effect, kept under lock and key, how to not ask for a woman’s number, get me cheating, got you cheating, not being as cool as your boyfriend’s mom, a confusing text.

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Welcome to our city of Toronto fancast where we talk about our favourite city instead of helping you.  Topics include regrets of key giving, masturbation efficacy, cuckolding gone wrong, when to cancel a date, hot girl phase, My Fair Lady (2022 Remake).

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It’s not included in any of the party packages, but if you find the right suspicious looking kid, he’ll hook you up.  Topics include constant cheating accusations, no sex two weeks before meeting, really hot bully, a childish first date, sibling only birthday dinner, tired of talking…forever, caught condomless, suspicious co-worker, and cracking jokes about cheating.

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Hey, idiot! Are you bad at dishes? Go read a book. Can’t solve complicated math problems? READ A BOOK! Topics include underground platonic cuddle group, how to know if your date went well, underage Grindr extraction, a cold first experience, requiring a trip to the sex library.

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While you cautiously store your nuts for a later date, why not consider giving away nuts for other people?  Topics include No Nut November, hurting for a squirting, seeking that post nut clarity, Dain’s optimistic prediction, just date your friends with benefits.

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We won a gosh dang Canadian Podcast Award, so I’m not going to write a description today because I’m drunk on power!

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Does anyone know if the babysitter from Crazy, Stupid Love gets arrested for literally sending porn to a child?  Topics include controlling your boner with sheer force of will, being sent a screenshot of your own texts, adopting jealousy, spooky spider situations,  stopping the flow of nudes, leaving the shire out of sex, how to stop your absolutely shitty roommates from ruining Netflix and chill.

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That’s right, ladies.  You sit there… sipping your lemonades while men continue to suffer at the hands of society.  Topics include a jet setting affair, sentimental nude stash, personifying your manhood, the allure of tearing off clothing, the historical significant of that tangy yellow juice, the best you ever had.

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Take it from me, a renowned dog/man trainer, the stinkier the window, the better the lesson.  Topics include the completely made up and imaginary female orgasm, the male desire to feel special, the woman in the window, are you a homewrecker or just friends with a woman, the sleepiest and horniest man alive and, of course, more Tindies.

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Yes, it’s finally here.  The joke that transcended time and space to earn us any and all award nominations we have and ever will earn.  Topics include cheating form behind, the pros and cons of a pro and con list, lesbian porn stealing your girlfriend, when you break up and do a very bad job at it, getting what you ask for and hating it, the good, the bad and the uglyhot.

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