F*ck Buddies

You should be extra grateful for this one, y’all, we actually stopped playing Elden Ring just to record it.  Topics include Elden Ring cockblock, cowgirl tips for bigger ladies, how to Inception a woman into being interesting, focusing on yourself during sex, a secret KFC update, sexy singles island, self esteem and dating profiles and Tindies!

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I’m very sorry, Mr. Murray, I didn’t mean to slander you.  Topics include Niall’s terrifying crow trivia, anal-safe condoms, a sexual history PowerPoint, using other senses as a means for arousal, the cuckification of oral sex, encouraging your partner to reciprocate, your girlfriend’s mysterious hole and more Tinders.

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All aboard!  If the topic has already come up, you’ve got a one-way ticket to Titty Town!  Topics include protecting our LGBT youth, when it’s appropriate to add a crush to social media, campus creeper, surviving the first five minutes of a first date, lying about your virginity, unnecessary and controlling transparency in relationships, and, of course, a new slew of Tindies.

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At least if you date a tooth pervert, there’s a good chance you’ll have plenty of change for the bus.  Topics include the importance of context, your partner’s secret apartment, dating an ex-friend’s ex, processing the jealousy of your partner’s new hobby, dating with weird music tastes, men don’t owe you sex, insecurity about your not-so pearly whites, a fast-food folly.

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Ah jeez.  Just looked at my schedule and I’m working the shrink shift four times this week… those women are animals.  Topics include how long do you have to kick it before someone will date you, taking your first steps into exhibitionism, a career ending decade old one night stand, letting him down easy after moving too fast, a spicy mother-daughter connection, hooking up at work when there’s an age gap, what it means when the neighbours hate her.

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The game has changed and they only thing we need to start playing is more ‘roids!  Topics include what to do when you see a cute pic of the person you’re dating, open season on Treadmill Woman, coming to terms with your partner’s sexual past, rejection via unfollowing, changing your dating mindset, indicators of a person’s “body count” and, of course, a fresh batch of profiles to review.

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It’s Tumbler 2’s favourite podcast back again with another episode that the kids just CANNOT get enough of.  Topics include the best way to prevent and hide your incredible erection, sexually escalating too quickly, parsing exactly what it means to be a simp, escaping a toxic friendship before it’s too late and more of those sweet dating profiles you love.

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If you listen to this episode, I’m super mad at you and you totally owe me a few thousand dollars.  Topics include when the vibes don’t lie, uninvited exercise encouragement, underage Instagram models, a $15,000 mistake, how to move forward after discovering a partner’s past trauma, erectile difficulties and ghosting.

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When you’re about to propose and life gives you lemonade maybe also ask for some chocolate?  Topics include eating your engagement ring, how to last multiple rounds in bed, using song lyrics to pick up women, post-oral beard clean up, The Game but for women and, as usual, a new batch of dating profiles.

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Every man has a secret, powerful syrup that imbibes him with a power beyond mortal comprehension.  Topics include how many rejections should you take before giving up and dying alone, a really stupid trip to the zoo, the date worthiness of the spookiest profession, an angry ex interruption, the potency of your boyfriend’s magical syrup, processing the guilt and shame of an STI, succumbing to jealousy instead of logic and quite possibly the worst batch of dating profiles we’ve had.

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