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  • Episode 92 – Ragdoll Facial

    This week we buckle down and get to business with possibly the most questions we’ve ever answered in one episode.  We’ve set a dangerous precedent, but don’t get too used to it, this much focus can only come around once in awhile.  Topics include a real ex-girlfriend porn video, the creepiest clean up, a traditional family without electronics, a sexy video to the wrong fella, insecurity and plastic surgery, making new traditions for traumatic events, dating while broke, unashamed erections, a sixth grade conundrum.

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    Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

    1 hr 1 min
  • Episode 91 – Phat Yoni Energy

    Crack open an ice cold beer that may or may not include someone’s genital bacteria and enjoy this week’s episode!  Topics include the mystical yoni, how to recover after losing a fight, a political tattoo, getting over a broken heart and accepting your vagina’s plumpness.

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    Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

    1 hr 4 min
  • Episode 90 – Pride MEGAsode (feat. Kyle Crawford)

    It’s the time of year, y’all!  Happy Pride!  And what would Pride be without our annual Pride episode and with our favourite co-host Kyle Crawford?  In dependable fashion, Kyle brings a brand new game to challenge Dain and Niall with to see who’s more in touch with their queer side.  Topics include Grindr’s race removal, bisexual reveal, keeping it in the family threesome, making moves in this quarantine world, a video game faux pas, churning and burning.

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    Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

    1 hr 24 min
  • Episode 89 – The Impossible Toilet

    We’re back to our regularly scheduled programming in the hopes that we can be a little bit of light in an otherwise bleak time.  We hang out in the bathroom for probably too long in this episode, but that’s okay because sometimes you gotta get dirty to answer the people’s questions.  Topics include absorbent seduction techniques, mystery residue and mystery fetish, a big small toilet problem, how to calm the My Girl in your girl, and fighting indoctrination.

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    Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

    55 min
  • Black Lives Matter

    This week we take a step back from our usual show to use our platform to support the Black Lives Matter.

    Books recommendations: 

    ‘Why Are All the Black Kids Sitting Together in the Cafeteria?: And Other Conversations About Race’ by Beverly Daniel Tatum
    ‘When They Call You a Terrorist: A Black Lives Matter Memoir’ by Patrisse Khan-Cullors and Asha Bandele
    ‘So You Want to Talk About Race’ by Ijeoma Oluo
    ‘Eloquent Rage: A Black Feminist Discovers Her Superpower’ by Brittney Cooper

    Important Links:
    https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/
    https://bailfunds.github.io/

    As of this publishing, the Youtube video to donate without money has been taken down.

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    Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

    21 min
  • Episode 88 – How Sexy Is Dain’s Dad?

    The world is chaos at the moment.  We recorded this episode before madness descended, so we hope that we can provide a slice of normalcy and maybe even a smile during these times of pain and healing.

    Additional music:

    Study And Relax by Kevin MacLeod
    Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5764-study-and-relax
    License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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    Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

    1 hr 1 min
  • Episode 87 – Banging Grandma While Jesus Watches

    A brief apology for some of the audio issues this week, my microphone decided to crank itself to 11 while we were recording, but thanks to modern technology, we were able to fix the issue for the most part and deliver another week of rousing sex and dating advice.  Topics include terrorist incels, the boundary between insecurity and invasion,  clearing your mind during sex, an unexpected elderly audience, a sexual hydration solution, a hostile business takeover.

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    Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

    59 min
  • Episode 86 – Super Penis Cocktail

    It’s hard to come up with these episode descriptions when all I do is sit around all day re-watching Community and working on a digital farm, but, hey, someone’s got to do it.  Topics include creative urine solutions, finding a place for sex when you’re exhausted, natural penis enlargement, making sure you don’t confuse holes, the hellish fiend Doof Deniur.

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    Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

    57 min
  • Episode 85 – Elusive Pirate

    In the interest of safety, we respectfully ask that you remain six feet away from your podcast player while listening to this week’s episode.  You can’t be too safe.  Topics include sideways boners, where are young people having sex, quarantine friends with benefits, how to leave pick-up behind and initiate sex like a human being, seducing your mom’s best friend, cutting a new relationship off at the knee, dealing with tummy insecurities.

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    Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

    56 min
  • Episode 84 – Matthew’s Famous Brisket

    Look, we know you’ve got a lot on your mind.  Deadly pandemic, murder hornets… full body mythical creature tattoos.  We’re here to take your mind off all this craziness for a hot, sexy hour.  You’re welcome.  Topics include how to seduce an angry woman, peeing someone else’s underwear, masturbation fines, bringing the goods when you blow too soon, how to defeat a succubus, when you’re bored of explaining yourself and how to communicate in a communcationless relationship.

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    Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

    1 hr

About F*ck Buddies

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Fuck Buddies is a one-hour, award winning advice show hosted by Dain Miller and Niall Spain. Taking turns posing questions submitted by their listeners and that they’ve found on social media (and sometimes more dubious sources), the hosts tackle the entire spectrum of dating and sex advice quandaries from light-hearted queries to serious moral dilemmas. Common topics are consent, communication issues, break-up recovery, and initiating a romantic or sexual relationship.