F*ck Buddies

The closet is less crowded this week as we've returned to the tried and true format of just two boys in the room bringing you the freshest dating and sex advice.  Dain brings a much anticipated update on last week's introduction to Cooking with Ricardo and we both manage to not rant about how garbage Game of Thrones has gotten.  Topics include karaoke introduction, TV boob jealousy, petrified goat orgasms, heartbroken dumper, fun and flirty sex friends, vagina snorkels, death and mistresses and what to do while your blasts her clit. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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We did it.  They said we couldn't do it, but we did it.  We fit exactly one more boy in this closet to host our very first guest on the show, Kyle Crawford!  Ironically, it just so happens to be a gay man we've put back in the closet (don't worry, I'm pretty sure that's the only closet joke we made, surprisingly!).  We've gotten a lot of questions we didn't feel comfortable answering, being straight men with absolutely no gay experience, so we've brought in a third-party expert to shed some light on some of the mysteries of gay dating culture.  Topics include crusty spaghetti, the white lie escape, crushing on straight boys, landlord Grindr thief, the top/bottom meme dynamic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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This is the first episode in a few weeks that we don't go completely off-the-rails by the end of things and we're not too sure how we feel about that.  This week we bring an exciting conclusion to #cumbox2019 and I promise you, you'll never guess how it all shakes out.  Topics include ghosting but still orbiting, the first date hand-off, a dick like a leg and an orgasm like a pig, sneaky in-bed phone times, lookin' pretty and how to pick up men. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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420 blaze it, squad.  We know we're a few days late, but we're hot-boxing the hell out of the closet and this week our advice isn't the only thing that's dank.  We are 100% professional, crunchy weed boys and 100% aren't just trying to jump on this hype train.  In all honesty, we're not high at all, but listening to this episode, you'd never know.  Topics include choosing between two lovers, the no hook ups policy, romantic activities with your parents, creepy compliments, dating bad boys and a slanderous box of condoms. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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I feel like we say this a lot, but, man, this episode got away from us.  We're still coming in hot with that advice you so desperately crave, but we're also coming at you with a whole lot of extras that I don't think anyone, including us, wanted.  In this episode, we either revolutionize sex or ruin it forever.  Topics include emotional bamboozling, being the weird kid, on the DL, next gen pudenda, cling envy, and rectum dining. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Hey friends!  We hope you enjoyed our master prank for April Fool's!  We're back to the show you know and love now and this week we're bringing you all levels of cringe.  Topics include unprotected sex, the porn ban, the no cuddle policy, period sex, a bumpy penis and dead child turn-offs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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We finally got there, (one of) Dain's favourite episode(s)!  We go 'ALL IN' to the season three premiere after the cliff-hanger ending of season two and start talking about our least favourite parts of the series, how Winston becomes Dain's favourite character and the downfall of Schmidt as well as all the big things to come.  Grab your most difficult puzzle, a pile of almonds and let's do this episode as dirty as we can. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Oh baby.  Winter is over and Spring Fever has begun to set in.  But don't you worry your frisky little minds because we're here to offer you another freshly grown heaping of dating and sex advice with a few bizarre trips to Tangent City thrown in for good measure.  Topics include dating's fundamental misery, a poop-time visitor, Niall's CW teen drama debut, claiming virginity, genuine conversations, hook-up culture or common sense? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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We're back to our regularly scheduled podcasting!  Last week we took a break from the usual format to celebrate 25 episodes, but now we've jumped right back into that dirty, sticky sex advice you crave.  This week, for some reason, Dain's acting education saves the day.  Dain's hungover and Niall just won't stop yelling, or at least, it feels like he's yelling.  Is he yelling?  Topics include after sex sheet wipe, revenge threesome, tongue exertion, shitty condom Houdini, ruined meat sheath, the phrase to finish him with. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Holy sweet hell, friends.  We've made it to episode 25 and to celebrate we're poppin' bottles and taking a break from our usual format in order to address our favourite subject: ourselves!  In this special episode, we talk about how we met, why and how we made the podcast, how we met our partners and some personal anecdotes that we hope will not make you hate us.  But for real, thanks for listening!  Here's to 25 more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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