F*ck Me Dead Podcast

F*ck Me Dead Podcast

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  • Episode 84: Rum Fuelled Snake Orgy

    In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about an assisted suicide (that was really murder), a horrible note left on a car for no reason, unvaccinated people to be welcome in some NSW businesses, another murder, the rum rebellion and a snake orgy

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    Credits:  
    https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/woman-finds-disgusting-note-on-her-windscreen-in-an-aldi-car-park/news-story/c74216d480839e6159cdb20655d9b3be https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10003439/Terrifying-moment-woman-finds-confronting-tree-snake-orgy-laundry-Townsville-home.html https://7news.com.au/news/crime/mother-charged-with-murder-of-three-young-daughters-in-timaru-tragedy-in-new-zealand-c-3993213 https://www.news.com.au/world/pacific/three-young-girls-found-dead-woman-in-hospital-as-nz-police-open-murder-probe/news-story/3606c0cfadf46c8b6c57efa2f3cbed71 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10005337/New-Zealand-mother-accused-murder-prettiest-house.html
    https://www.9news.com.au/national/widow-natasha-beth-darcy-murder-mathew-dunbar-facing-new-charges/cdbd675f-e2c2-4c55-a3b1-b621ead3b0e6
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9987933/Natasha-Beth-Darcy-killed-Mathew-Dunbar-inspired-TV-sitcom-Frasier-courtroom-ploy.html
    https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/retail/nsw-businesses-declare-they-will-welcome-unvaccinated-customers/news-story/1c76f2b4c2a08fa76bda2408a4c38b82
    https://www.torial.com/en/sarge.stafford/portfolio/274158
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rum_Rebellion
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lachlan_Macquarie

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    55 min
  • Episode 83: Dickheads n Dolphins

    In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about  a racist real estate ad, people doing the wrong thing during the pandemic, a brawl in a KFC parking lot, Dick Pussy again, a horrifying Australian megafauna and dolphins getting high

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    Credits: 
    https://lightersideofrealestate.com/humor/news-reporter-confronts-home-seller-over-racist-real-estate-ad https://www.9news.com.au/national/two-arrested-after-brawl-in-kfc-parking-lot-in-south-west-sydney/a8669de1-6aa3-470f-8866-97d9876c79b9 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YM9Ereg2Zo&t=1s https://australian.museum/learn/australia-over-time/extinct-animals/procoptodon-goliah/ https://www.tiktok.com/@oddpride/video/7006831723086368005?_d=secCgYIASAHKAESPgo8lwVYQiE6QS4fPpjQrgIe%2FuqYy7tNKBTEWasQz38sfXesLvA2TAC7oUSWXdJbo87cvv9TEPd7T%2FifE1cHGgA%3D&language=en&preview_pb=0&sec_user_id=MS4wLjABAAAA5CI6amp9k7SwSxxUnHG-ce5NByEkyySN3gulY57V6edmhNLdb7B6wIoRT4bhKFOj&share_item_id=7006831723086368005&share_link_id=A75926EE-9A2D-4443-8F11-671E34484031&source=h5_m×tamp=1631511589&tt_from=copy&u_code=df5b9aaebec1ha&user_id=6886428841746727942&utm_campaign=client_share&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=copy&_r=1
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9941119/Leppington-Sydney-Five-men-ADMIT-Covid-police-hanging-table.html
    https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/courts-law/porsche-driver-richard-pusey-admits-to-assault-road-rage-and-menacing-emails/news-story/dd0bea4b9cb7b80797d2f6820f538c84
    https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-08-23/richard-pusey-charged-several-offences/100400158
    https://www.vice.com/en/article/pgxebb/apparently-dolphins-in-australia-like-to-get-stoned-by-chewing-on-toxic-blowfish-vgtrn

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    54 min
  • Episode 82: Loots n Poops

    In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about a very ineffective NZ lock down protest, a megachurch in Sydney that was busted spreading misinformation, new NZ terrorist laws, a vegan protesting in their own period blood and a poo bomber

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    Credits: 
    https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/new-zealand-attacker-shot-dead-after-injuring-people-mall-2021-09-03/
    https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/new-zealand/2021/08/covid-19-one-person-shows-up-at-anti-lockdown-protest-in-auckland.html
    https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/meet-the-poo-bomber-a-woman-who-shoplifts-then-defecates-in-the-store-before-leaving/news-story/db480f3fbc733170c071b365df1eb26a
    https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2021/9/4/new-zealand-to-criminalise-attack-planning-after-mall
    https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/ghosts-penis-caught-camera-stunned-24770890
    https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/aug/27/new-zealand-police-break-up-one-person-anti-lockdown-protest-in-auckland
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9917833/NSW-Covid-Global-megachurch-Christ-Embassy-fined-anti-vaccine-rhetoric-Blacktown-breach.html
    https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/tash-peterson-wears-underwear-and-period-blood-for-protest-in-louis-vuitton-store/news-story/d33de0b1613ef5035b66f259e2d0d2c5

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    49 min
  • Special: No Anything

    Unfortunately we don't have a real episode for you this week, but what we do have is 10 minutes of complaining

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    11 min
  • Episode 81: Doom and Gloom in NSW

    TRIGGER WARNING:  Our second story contains references to a paedophile, if this is triggering for you when you hear the warning in the episode, please skip forward to 37mins 30seconds

    In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about covid a lot, how wonderful Julien O'Shea is, a terrible case of a pedophile,  a UFO sighting in the 90s, a python in a supermarket and dogs being put down for no reason.

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    Credits:     
    https://www.smh.com.au/national/nsw/rescue-dogs-shot-dead-by-nsw-council-due-to-covid-19-restrictions-20210821-p58ksh.html
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9913667/Australia-staggering-six-million-AstraZeneca-doses-NO-ONE-wait-Pfizer.html
    https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/112342-highest-altitude-skateboarding https://www.australianoftheyear.org.au/recipients/julian-o%27shea/1089/
    https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/bombshell-claim-on-somerton-man-mystery-i-saw-his-dead-body/news-story/a78b959a0f922adc0d993d351a516c8d 
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8737087/Pervert-used-dating-app-groom-impregnate-13-year-old-girl-asking-adopt-her.html 
    https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/books-magazines/books/us-officials-tried-to-stop-aussie-locals-reporting-ufo-sighting/news-story/2747ba6dce58eae39d733c79be7b282a 
    https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2021/aug/17/python-shocks-sydney-shoppers-by-slithering-along-supermarket-spice-shelf 

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    1 hr 2 min
  • Episode 80: A Pooculiar Place

    In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about murder, covid workers being abused, a woman who offered a better photo for her mug shot, 12 crashes in the same front yard, a bird that saved a life and a poosuem

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    Credits:    
    https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/courts-law/tradie-rian-farrell-stabbed-friend-liam-cahill-through-the-heart-at-docklands-party-court/news-story/f6f84c6d4ebaa7926ca2d2f464785567
    https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-07-13/farrell-jailed-over-cahill-fatal-stabbing-docklands-apartment/100288862
    https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/aug/29/woman-offers-media-more-flattering-photo-to-replace-mugshots-after-sydney-jailbreak
    https://news.sky.com/story/pet-parrot-saves-man-from-house-fire-in-australia-12123221
    https://www.stuff.co.nz/waikato-times/news/125994346/twelve-crashes-in-six-years-rod-dixon-has-had-enough https://www.facebook.com/nswpoliceforce/posts/196746172497810 https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-07-13/tasmania-richmond-pooseum-sign-saved-clarence-council/100288056

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    52 min
  • Episode 79: Sexy Australian Vampires

    In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about a murderer complaining about his jail sentence, taking chucking a sickie to the extreme, how Australian English is changing, a terrible car crash, a croc attack and Australian vampires

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    Credits:   
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9873549/SA-dad-shot-son-dead-turning-teenagers-girlfriend-appeal-life-sentence.html
    https://www.facebook.com/nswpoliceforce/posts/192684589570635
    https://www.smh.com.au/national/australian-english-isn-t-being-taken-over-by-americanisms-but-it-is-changing-20210729-p58e2f.html?fbclid=IwAR0SHv_j6DLuCXuvBsc1CIOkE9uOVXQIspQdYLW-iSmhngs6vTTM8uSq3Dw
    https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/126005200/driver-apologises-for-stupid-mistakes-after-five-teens-killed-near-timaru
    https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2021/aug/07/queensland-crocodile-attack-two-men-bitten-north-of-lockhart-river
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZhrOnxbccY
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yara-ma-yha-who 

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    1 hr 2 min
  • Episode 78: Call A Shark At Your Local Bup

    In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about a man denying that he took a machete to his mother, big cats (yet again), shark calling, Dieter Brummer's sad passing, a fun misspelling and old timey tale.

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    Credits:   
    https://www.thenational.com.pg/man-denies-allegations-seeks-bail/
    https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-05-11/mitta-valley-big-cat-sighting-continues-victorian-legend/100130380?utm_medium=content_shared&utm_source=abc_news_amp&utm_campaign=abc_news_amp&utm_content=facebook&fbclid=IwAR3RhDaTlhwOdhIl7lleg2Sczmh9mpE1mlGlThLT7qdfu5nGn02fIWm3w-U
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTbyViHY3Ls
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMTpE_EZu8o
    https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-08-01/shark-callers-kontu-papua-new-guinea-mining-sea-bed/100333102
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9841931/Home-Away-Dieter-Brummer-Shane-Parrish-dead-Covid-Sydney-lockdown.html
    https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/tradies-pub-spelling-error-goes-viral-but-locals-love-new-name/news-story/c960b28254abd132b5f64cca51b1959f
    https://www.facebook.com/113822811993455/posts/the-ghost-of-gunnadorahthe-old-road-south-from-adavale-to-thargomindah-was-a-maj/1576478169061238/

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    1 hr
  • Episode 77: Like in the Cartoons

    In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about a man escaping hotel quarantine using bed sheets, a dorito going for $20k, a horrible case of animal cruelty, a crime being solved by a leech, backyard castrations and an echidna causing chaos.

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    Credits:  

    https://edition.cnn.com/2021/07/21/australia/australia-covid-outbreak-sheet-hotel-intl-hnk/index.html
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9820311/Doritos-hands-Queensland-Teenage-girl-20-000-rare-chip-sent-eBay-auction-frenzy.html
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9816211/Man-70-charged-killing-stray-cat-online-post-showing-animal-drowning.html
    http://www.crimemagazine.com/silent-witness-dna-leech
    https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-07-16/qld-brisbane-man-sentenced-over-castration-surgeries/100298996
    https://www.thedrinksbusiness.com/2021/07/rogue-echidna-breaks-into-alcohol-store-smashes-booze-and-passes-out/
    https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-07-21/echidna-spikes-bottle-shop-kyogle-rampage-/100307324

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    47 min
  • Episode 76: Hitmen Have Standards

    In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about the Prime Minister shitting himself, a terrible car crash, a fire that started from someone cooking steak in a toaster,  a woman who crashed her own funeral, a crocodile eating a shark and a dog getting high from eating human shit.

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    Credits:   
    https://www.tiktok.com/foryou?_d=secCgYIASAHKAESMgowFTsQL8HYMldTT8thw37V%2Fit7DMGonoFNbBkKT%2BXt8blfrJ6zQMGeg8gXQ4fS9ZmPGgA%3D&checksum=c94ae4a002aebbe1d2955b7382b27a6f513b0ab3226ec9f5dc0e4fa9d6bd19f0&language=en&preview_pb=0&sec_user_id=MS4wLjABAAAAhOnRa9mBJiSMmUvPI4VHuwcJil5I4Hvx65NfzLfHRwGEoBq7buKEwia-TPD_1Z_a&share_app_id=1233&share_item_id=6983600618485075201&share_link_id=5094d918-bc77-42bd-a149-2da9ee9d5b80&source=h5_m×tamp=1625998743&u_code=d489hlalj71me3&user_id=6648158820973608965&utm_campaign=client_share&utm_medium=android&utm_source=more&_r=1&is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1&item_id=6983600618485075201#/@cameronmarkdoyle/video/6983600618485075201
    https://www.abc.net.au/radio/adelaide/programs/breakfast/drug-dog/13436938
    https://www.theaustralian.com.au/breaking-news/man-18-dead-two-hospitalised-following-car-crash-in-melbourne/news-story/c2cfc17c4907b8b473d51353f3614769
    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/02/05/wife-crashes-her-own-funeral-horrifying-her-husband-who-had-paid-have-her-killed/
    https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/radio/scott-morrison-addresses-engadine-mcdonalds-rumour-on-kyle-and-jackie-o/news-story/3bad89c6cfb7479eee467fbdc8dbe04a
    https://www.stuff.co.nz/business/money/300346156/man-who-set-fire-to-house-by-cooking-steak-in-toaster-upset-at-insurance-payout
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9402133/Now-jaws-Gigantic-crocodile-swallows-SHARK-Australia.html

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    54 min

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A bi-weekly podcast bringing you the Australian (and it’s nearest buddies) news that leaves you thinking Fuck Me Dead. Join CJ and Amanda as they share the weird, odd, and hilarious news stories from…

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