F*ck The Status Quo

What's up, you beautiful bunch of fuckers?! It's your girl Doctor Ellie Blake, and I'm ready to give you another special edition episode of the Fuck The Status Quo podcast. Our witches and wizards are off causing mayhem in the Quidditch Cup, so I'm taking over. Today's topic is How To Not Be An Asshole, and let me tell you, folks, we could all use a little less assholeness in our lives. 

Prepare yourselves for a badass lineup of ten tips that’ll have you shedding your asshole tendencies faster than a stripper drops a sequinted G-string. We’re dishing out practical strategies, mind-bending mindset shifts, and a generous sprinkle of humor that’ll make this journey towards decency more entertaining than a night at the Three Broomsticks.

So buckle up, unless you're driving, then keep those eyes on the road, and get ready for ten tips to reduce those asshole levels. And hey, if you know someone who needs to hear this, don't hesitate to share it with them, but if you're already a goddamn saint, then feel free to share these tips on your Instagram story.. It’s like a digital high-five to your less-enlightened friends because, let’s face it, we’re all in this chaotic journey called life together. Peace out, homies! 

Remember, being a good human is the ultimate wizardry we should all strive for.

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In this hilarious and brutally honest episode of the Fuck the Status Quo Podcast, your host Rubeus Hagrid, a.k.a Ellie, takes a break from her usual antics to answer your burning questions. From starting an Etsy shop to navigating the world of wholesale, Ellie dishes out no-nonsense advice with her signature snark. If you're looking for business tips and a good laugh, this episode is a must-listen.

Tune in to Ellie's distinctive brand of advice and irreverent humor in an episode that's part business wisdom, part comedy show. Whether you're an aspiring entrepreneur or just looking for a good time, Ellie's got you covered.

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What’s up, what’s up? Welcome back to the Fuck The Status Quo podcast, homies! It's your girl, Ellie Blake, and I gotta say, I am hype as hell today. Why? Because we're talking about chicken tenders, y'all. Oh, wait, sorry, that's just code for a medium-length episode. My bad. 

But seriously, I am stoked to share some real talk about building that credit score. And listen, I may be the world's leading asshole specialist, but I gotta give you a little disclaimer: I am NOT a financial advisor. I know, shocking, right? So take my advice with a grain of salt and maybe a shot of tequila. 

Now, back to the subject at hand. Ya girl went from a sad, sad credit score of 520 to a boss level of 743-ish in just three years. And no, I didn't sell my soul to the credit gods (although I did kind of sell my soul to this podcast, if I'm being honest). But nope, it's just a game, baby. 

Lucky for you, I'm going to spill the beans on what worked for me. So let me teach you the rules or at least my version of them and how to play it like a pro. And if you don't rate or review this podcast after this episode, well, let's just say you'll be in the cone of shame, my friends. Let's do this!

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Sarah Nilson's Episode!

Hi y’all! Welcome back to the F*ck The Status Quo podcast. If you don’t know yet after fucking 55 episodes, I’m your host, Molly Weasley aka Ellie Blake. IYKYK. *wink*

Today, we’re revisiting one of the amazing interviews I’ve had in this podcast. It is no other than the badass chick, Sarah Nilson. And, fuck, how do I even begin to describe Sarah to you guys? Well, she’s only one of the most hilarious, creative, talented, wise AF person that I've ever met. She's an artist entrepreneur, which for the record, is my favorite kind of entrepreneur. Yes, you can call me biased. I don’t give a shit. 

This interview is so inspiring and motivating as hell, especially if you’re a creative person yourself, but unlike any other, her success came as a surprise. 

In the words of Sarah, “Did I think I would get here? No way. No way.” One thing’s for sure though, this episode is one that you wouldn’t wanna miss.

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Hey there, party people! Welcome back to Fuck The Status Quo podcast. I’m your host, Ronald Weasley! I hope you’re all enjoying this fantastic spooky season. Did you know that October happens to be my absolute fucking favorite month of the year? Honestly, I can’t help but feel a tiny bit jealous of anyone who’s celebrating an October birthday.

Now, let’s dive into an awesome interview I’ve got lined up for you. But first, I need to share just how eerily remarkable this episode turned out. We had a damn unexpected visit from a friendly ghost toward the end, so keep an ear out for that. Anyway without further ado, today’s guest is the remarkable Sara Brown of Tailored Marketing. She’s got one hell of a story that fits perfectly her badass attitude. I’m a big fan of hers, obviously, and I’ll tell you why.

Sara is a business coach who helps people expand and grow their businesses without breaking the bank. She’s all about maximizing what you already have and building on it, which is pretty damn cool if you ask me. She’s been a tremendous help to me, providing loads of free advice for my business which I fucking appreciate a lot. On top of that, she also owns a marketing agency and collaborates with startups to help them reach their goals. And if you’re not entirely sure what a startup is, don’t worry, you’re not alone. I was in the same boat, but Sara cleared things up for us in this episode.

We talked about her 6-year-old’s very confusing wisdom, keeping your plans under wraps, and living life on your own terms. We also dove into some random shit like teeth, ghosts, a movie which I haven’t watched, as usual, and of course books. So what’re you waiting for? Go and click that play button now!

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What's up y’all?! Welcome back to the Fuck The Status Quo podcast. Today, we're talking shit about the twisted world of serial killers. Cue scary background music.

Before we get into the gruesome details, let's address the damn elephant in the room, my fucking internet. It's been acting up more than a toddler on a sugar rush. We actually attempted to record this episode once before, but my internet was throwing a tantrum, so we threw in the towel. But guess what, folks? We've persevered and this time, the digital gods have smiled upon us. So here we are, ready to spill the bloody beans on serial killers!

Now, our resident badass bitch, Steph, couldn’t wait to dig into this conversation. You see, some of you might already know that I’ve got a degree in Criminal Psychology which took me 7 years to graduate. Yeah, I took the scenic route through academia, but it’s given me a treasure load of knowledge about the darkest corners of human psyche especially serial killers and all their fucking creepy shenanigans.

But hey, before we dive headfirst into this rabbit hole, let’s cross our fingers and toes that we don’t end up on some serial killer’s hit list after this episode. After all, we’re about to expose their twisted secrets and we’d prefer not to become the subjects of our very own true crime podcast episode. 

So lock your doors and join us as we go on an adventure into the chilling world of serial killers. It’s gonna be a killer episode and we promise to keep it bloody entertaining.

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Hello! Welcome back to the Fuck The Status Quo podcast. I’m your delightfully unapologetic host, Doctor Strange, also known as the world’s leading asshole specialist. Now, I know I left you all dangling like a loose thread on a cheap sweater last month so my sincerest apologies for the suspense.

I hope you’ve managed to dodge those pesky assholes, whether they came in the form of your yappy neighbors or your own internal monologue! And if you’ve found that your asshole quotient has taken a nosedive, do us a solid and rate this podcast.

Now, I’d like to remind you that this podcast contains more colorful language than a Picasso masterpiece, so if you’ve got delicate ears or a pristine vocabulary, you might want to reconsider your life choices right about now. But for the rest of you intrepid souls, grab your portions, your sense of humor and let’s head to another wild adventure together as we navigate the realm of assholism!

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What's good, my gangsters? It's your girl Hermoine, back again with Fuck The Status Quo, the podcast that never fails to disappoint. If you're not already a part of my squad on Instagram, what the hell are you doing? Anyway, as some of you might already know, I run a business called AsToldByEllie. 

You all know that I never shy away from pushing the boundaries, and today is no different. We're diving headfirst into the world of AsToldByEllie, where creativity knows no bounds. You're about to witness the unfiltered, unapologetic essence of my craft. No sugar-coating, no beating around the bush, just pure, unadulterated authenticity. 

If you're not used to seeing the word "fuck" on cards, then you're in for a wild ride, my friends. But, that's what makes my shit so unique. I'm not scared to say what most people are thinking. So, let's get down to business and see what's cookin'. No scripts, no pretense, just straight up real talk ya’ll!

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What's up everyone, it's Harry from the Fuck The Status Quo podcast. We all know that life on earth can be tough, and I'm sure many of you are going through a challenging time right now. I know I certainly have been. 

The past few months have been incredibly stressful, but I wanted to take a moment today to remind you that you are not alone. As the song says in High School Musical, we’re all in this together, and we will get through it. 

It's important to remember to take care of ourselves during difficult times, and that's a message I want to share with you today. Whether it's through exercise, therapy, or just taking a few minutes each day to disconnect and unwind, it's important that we prioritize our own wellbeing. Learn to tell people to fuck off and sit back, relax, and know that you've got this. 

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Hey, hey y’all! Welcome to Fuck The Status Quo podcast. It’s your host, Queen Eleanor. Today, I've decided to spice things up by giving myself new and ridiculous names for each episode. Pretty freaking genius, right? If you agree, slide into my DMs on Insta.

Anyway, this interview is a treat. Get ready to meet a real fucking boss lady. I am talking about Kelli Moore, who is a badass podcaster, who along with her husband, started Soulfire, a media empire that'll make the big dogs at Disney shake in their little booties. 

But hey, we didn’t talk business all day, no no no. Kelli and I jump into some real talk about the important things in life, like eating mushrooms (no, not the edible kind... or maybe they are?), being women in our 30s and how we need to guide the next generation to avoid all the mistakes we've made (believe me, we've made plenty), and hold on to your sits everybody ‘cause Kelli’s past life experiences as a fucking sports host for ESPN right out of college was revealed. Yo girl was the "it" girl before she even knew what the "it" girl meant. But you know what? Kelli freaking left that shit behind and made a name for herself in the podcast world. ‘Cause at the end of the day, it's all about learning from experiences and taking that shit to the next level, am I right?

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