Hey bitches! It's Dr. Ellie Blake here, back with another nugget episode on the Fuck The Status Quo podcast. As always, I'm here to give you the straight-up truth about assholeness and how to overcome it. So if you're new here, buckle up because it's about to get real. For my returning listeners, you know I love you guys, but I’d love you even more if you leave me a review and send me a DM on Insta.

Anyway, we all know we're not perfect, and that's perfectly okay. But sometimes, we need to take a good look at ourselves and see where we could use some improvement. So here's your challenge for today: take a moment to think about one of those nasty little traits of yours.

Maybe it's impatience, or a tendency to interrupt others. Whatever it is, I'm here to help you work on it. So you, over there, shaking your head as if you’ve never done something wrong in your entire life. Stop being in denial ‘cause we all can use a little bit of awareness, well actually a lot of self awareness if you ask me.

So let's get started and think about that one trait that's holding us back from being our best selves. Don't worry, we'll figure it out together and of course, you know there's going to be some cursing involved because, well, we don't do vanilla around here. Sit back, relax, and get ready for some funny and witty tips that might just surprise you. Let's do this, bitches!

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Welcome to another Talk Shit episode with Steph here on Fuck The Status Quo Podcast! Where we ain't afraid to talk shit about anything or anyone. 

Today, we're diving into the age-old question: are we alone in this universe or are we just a tiny speck in a vast cosmic ocean teaming with intelligent life? And let's get one thing straight, we're not just talking about little green men, we're talking about inter-dimensional beings, shape-shifting lizards, and whatever the fuck else is out there. 

‘Cause why the hell not? I mean, who wouldn't want to discuss extraterrestrial beings with questionable fashion sense? But seriously, have you ever thought about what kind of intergalactic gossip those ETs are probably slinging about us? They've probably got an entire network dedicated to our dumbasses. 

So grab your tinfoil hats, buckle up, and let's get this shit-show started. Buckle up, bitches, it's going to be a wild ride!!!

References

The Joe Rogan Experience

Gaia

Shows and Movies

Nope

E.T.

Soul

Coco

Passenger

Ancient Aliens

The Fourth Kind

Bob Lazar: Area 51 & Flying Saucer

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Good morning (or good morning to me), you beautiful gems and gents! I must admit, I just woke up and I'm running behind on submitting this to my podcast editor. So, please excuse my groggy voice as I welcome you back to the one and only Fuck the Status Quo podcast! I am your infamous foul-mouthed host, Ellie Blake, and I am here to help you become the less asshole version of yourself, in hopes of reducing the population of assholes on the planet. 

Today we're talking about a topic near and dear to my heart: fucking up or most commonly known as failing. Yep, you heard me right. Failing isn't just for losers and schmucks, it's for winners like you and me too. 

Honestly, I used to be scared shitless of failing. I mean, who the hell actually enjoys it? But then I had an epiphany, a real "aha!" moment. I realized that the only real failure in life is not even trying in the first place. 

So now I'm not afraid to try new things... well, except for skydiving. I mean, come on, that shit is for masochists and thrill-seekers. I'll stick to failure in other departments, thank you very much. And to all you out there who are afraid to fail, just remember: failure is just a stepping stone on the road to success. So get your asses off your couch my friends and listen to this episode!

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What's up Queens and Kings? It's Dr. Ellie Blake here. Welcome back to the Fuck The Status Quo podcast. Unless you're brand new here in that case I bid you adieu... wait hold up, does that mean hello or goodbye? After a quick Google search, I found out it was actually goodbye. Oops, my bad. So scratch that, new peeps can stick around if you want. In fact, I want to say a big, warm, effervescent "hello" to all of y’all! 

In this episode, I got to chat with the amazing Brittany Prince of Fresh And Fit Nutrition. And let me tell you, if you're tired of western medicine's "pill for every ill" mentality, this chick's got you covered with her holistic approach. Now, normally I'd say I met her on the internet, but shockingly, Instagram wasn't the culprit this time. Nope, we actually did an online coaching program together. 

And unlike western medicine, which is all about slapping a band-aid on the issue with some pill, holistic medicine is about getting to the root cause. So if you're still not sure what the hell holistic even means, don't worry. We cover it all in our conversation. Because we're all about pushing boundaries and learning new shit. So grab a cup of tea (‘cause we’re going healthy today), sit back, and prepare to be wowed by the queen of holistic health. 

Oh, by the way, quick disclaimer, we talked about some mental health illness here so if you’re not in the right headspace you can always come back to this some other time or if you still wanna listen to this episode then skip 21:39-22:07. I promise I won’t hold it against you. Peace!

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Well, well, well, what's up, you beautiful bitch? Look who decided to come back for more of my delightful asshole wisdom. Dr. Ellie Blake here, the one and only asshole specialist, delighting you with another nugget episode of the Fuck The Status Quo podcast. 

Can you believe it's August already? I mean, what the fuck? Time flies when you're being a badass, I guess. 

This month, I'm prescribing a big dose of self-love, because let's face it, you're probably your own worst enemy. Let’s all take a break from being a self-deprecating dick and show yourself some freaking kindness. Trust me, the world can handle one less asshole, especially when that asshole is you. 

So put down that mirror, stop criticizing every inch of your being and let's work on being less of an asshole together. Cheers, bitches!

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Oh, hello there my favorite peeps! It's your girl, Ellie Blake, and I am so excited to talk about something that really grinds my gears and that is…..comparing cats and dogs, bitches!!! That bullshit has gotta end.

Let me tell you, that shit needs to stop. Like seriously, have you ever seen a cat try to catch a frisbee? Yeah, I didn't think so. Don't get me wrong, I love both furry creatures equally, but why oh why do we gotta compare them? Is it because we can't handle the fact that they're both amazing in their own unique ways? Or is it just 'cause y'all need something to argue about? Let's face the facts here peeps, comparing cats and dogs is like comparing apples and oranges. They're both goddamn delicious, but they're completely different fruits! 

So if you're still skeptical after that slick dissertation feel free to listen to this episode at yo own risk people, fresh outlaw juice droppin' here. Over n out comin' at ya!

References

The Surprising Differences between Cats and Dogs

Shows and Movies

Inside A Cat’s Mind

Meet The Parents

Wild Cat

A Dog’s Purpose

Air Bud

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Well, well, well, if it isn't my favorite bunch of MOFOs tuning in for another nugget episode of the Fuck The Status Quo podcast. It’s your girl, Dr. Ellie Blake, the head bitch in charge, back and about to shake things up a bit.Today ain't no regular episode. We're not gonna rant about society or talk to one of my awesome IG friends. 

No, no, no. I’ve got a real curveball up my sleeve.

Today, we're gonna get in touch with our inner peace and meditate together. Now, before you go thinking this will be some boring shit, let me tell you right now, this ain't your grandma's meditation. This is how I meditate so let it not be a surprise to you hearing all the cuss words in this meditation episode. 

But before you hit that play button, let me just say, if you're driving right now, turn this shit off. I don't need your car crashing into a Walmart. Alright, let's get our zen on, bitches.

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Hey, hey, hey, what's up gangsters? It's your girl Ellie Blake, back with another episode of Fuck The Status Quo podcast. Now, if you're new here, consider yourself blessed to have stumbled upon this gold mine of truth bombs and real talk. And if you're a repeat offender, I see you and I appreciate you. But here's the thing, if you really want to do your part of ridding the world of assholes, you gotta rate and review this podcast, fam. 

I hope y'all enjoyed last week's episode because this week's guest is a next level badass chick. I'm talking about Lindsey Thompson or as I’d like to call her “The Real LT”, the queen of construction and diesel delivery. This woman is a walking, talking embodiment of the phrase "Bitches get shit done". I mean, she's got a freakin' GC license and she's running her own company in a male-dominated industry! If that isn’t proof enough I don’t know what is.

And let me tell you, our conversation was off the chain, literally. We talked about everything from real estate to wild animals and even dive into our plans for running for president in the future. Let's not forget about all the crazy shit we've done together. 

So, my advice to you guys is buckle up and get ready for some non-stop laughs and entertainment. Let's get this show on the road baby! Woot! Woot!

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Hey there party people, it's your girl Ellie Blake, back with another nugget episode for all my fellow Fuck The Status Quo listeners out there. 

So, get this, I recently traveled to Greece for my sister's wedding and let me tell you, it was a freakin' adventure. As someone who's only been to Mexico before, this was my first time flying over the Atlantic fucking ocean and spending a full day traveling one way. Basically, it took me three days to get to my destination and back. You heard me right, THREE DAYS. It felt like I was on a freaking pilgrimage or something.

Don't worry, I survived, and I came back with some sick realizations and lessons that I can't wait to share with y’all. As always, I've got my trusty list to keep me on track, so buckle up and get ready for some serious insights I had while sipping ouzo and basking in the Mediterranean sun. 

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Well, well, well, if it ain't your favorite asshole specialist, Dr. Ellie Blake, back at it again on the Fuck The Status Quo Podcast. For those of you who haven’t been blessed with my presence yet, welcome! And for those repeat offenders, I'm glad you stuck around for another round. You know the drill. 

Today's episode is like a chicken tender, not quite a nugget, but not a whole fried bad boy either. It's just me and my geriatric stalker of a dog, Colins. Did I mention the podcast room is getting a makeover and needs a name? Send your suggestions my way on IG, don't be shy. 

Okay, enough chit-chat, Elizabeth.

So listen up, bitches, because in this episode, I talked about how to not be an asshole to yourself. That's right, we're talking about forgiving yourself. It's a damn crucial skill if you want to avoid being a total dick to yourself. 

So sit back, relax, and listen up, because your girl Dr. Blake is about to drop some knowledge bombs. And don't worry, I'll sprinkle some curse words in there so you don't fall asleep on me.

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