F*ckin' Brothers

Welcome back to the most toxic place on the web, The F*ckin' Brothers' Podcast! We explain the key to wealth which is the manipulation of dementia patients! It's time to get that bag by targeting the vulnerable lower-class! We'll also dive into how to destroy a European using nothing but Takis and pizza rolls! Moms' may be against vaping, but we're sure as Hell not! Turns out there's actually a higher rank than Alpha Male and it's Turbo Dude! Stay toxic everyone!

40 episodes in and The F*ckin" Brothers have brought peace to Middle East, absolutely groundbreaking! This week, we breakdown border expansion, Antarctica and the anti-cancelling technology that is audio editing! If this week's episode teaches you anything it's that everyone has a story, every town has a rock, and adrenaline should be used recreationally!

It only took 39 episodes but the brothers finally have an understanding of what a woman is! This week has all the patriarch induced chaos with a feminine touch! We figure out that astrology and manifestation are the real deal and George W Bush is proof of that! After being kicked out of Legoland, this podcast is all we have left! Girl math may be causing an economic collapse but at least the firing squad still exists!

Another week means another hour of practical advice and bold statements. The brothers reveal the horrors of dating Halloween girls and the logistics of Santa. We take a stand against the people who can't stand and feed you conspiracy theories that are sure to get you killed by your government! Make sure you never overpay for a dating app and remember to channel your anger into drywall so you can avoid a domestic violence charge!

Our pal Sal smokes a cigarette and dies instantly. Nate and Nathaniel hold down the fort with the most crucial facts you're gonna hear all week. The brother's break down America's favorite torture porn film-franchise "SAW" and explain how anyone can play the game (and win!). Remember that watching anime and doing kegels won't give you a dick as big as Ghost Rider! Now go eat a Twinkie and practice crying on demand! Don't forget about your 34th vaccine booster shot!

The mongolian eagle hunter has a strong bond with his bird. The house cat has an even stronger bond with the sand he poops in! Mountain people are built different, cyber terrorism never goes out of style, and our pal Sal has the laugh of a flooded tractor engine! This episode embraces learning! Two key takeaways are that you should always bow to a Japanese intern and make sure you commit your most heinous crimes before turning 18, that way they can't cancel you!

An episode that starts with the brothers screaming at one another is always a good sign of a quality show! After a touching moment of silence in honor of the TSA's birthday, the boys move right on to Jesus (The world's biggest gaslighter)! Tune in for the best names for your dog and all the potential noises that a doctor could make! Matt Walsh, we'll see you in the octagon! Go outside and talk to a girl, you can't play Starfield forever!

The long awaited talk with the general is finally here! The brothers go on the front-line with their active duty, unhinged military best friend! This patriotic special episode becomes a battlefield that features dolphin jelly, Machiavellian behavior, and turning the entire world into a parking-lot! Remember that bobcat lives DO NOT matter and if you fuck a guy in a public bathroom, just make sure to wash your hands after!

The BIG special is here! The brothers sit down with longstanding group member Big Z to tackle the problems of the modern world. This special episode has the crew entering the world of Dungeons and Dragons, steeling animal tails from the mentally ill, and blacking out on public transportation. You're sure to get motion sickness with lively discussions on motorcycles, car-crashes, and rollercoasters! An emotional neglect from parents will make you great at video-games later in life! Remember that life's hard but it's even harder if you're name is Credal!