🎬 Nose Jobs, Nepo Babies, and Why 'Nadaaniyan' (2025) is a Trainwreck You Can't Miss! 🎬

In this crazy episode of Fear of Stairs: Desi Films Decoded, we're diving headfirst into the disaster that is Nadaaniyan (2025)! This Netflix "gem" has left us all wondering—how did this movie even get made?

Grab some popcorn and join our mixed Desi-Western crew:

・ Winnie—the Desi who's never set foot in India 🕵️‍♀️

・ Khili—Karan Johar’s biggest admirer 🌟

・ Nicky—the rom-com enthusiast with a soft spot for the classics 🍿

・ Adam—the Western film buff who now questions everything 📽️

We’re peeling back the layers of:

・ The epic fails in writing and direction that make you appreciate even the Twilight saga.

・ Mega Nepo Babies attempting (and failing) to win our hearts.

・ The bonkers social commentary on class and elitism that left us speechless.

・ Hilarious side notes about swearing in front of kids, Tekken showdowns, and why rich people ALWAYS get cars every year. 🚗💰

Oh, but wait—there’s more! We spill the chai on the real drama behind the scenes involving DM slides, nose-job debates, and righteous burns from Pakistani journalists. Seriously, Abraham's response is the stuff of legend! 😲🔥

Whether you’re into Bollywood cringe-fests or just enjoy a good laugh at bad cinema, this episode is your ticket to a wild ride. Trust us, you don't want to miss our take on why Nadaaniyan might just be the worst rom-com of the decade.

Hit play now and decide for yourself—is Nadaaniyan (2025) a ‘must-avoid,’ or do bad movies make the best stories?

🎥 Bollywood's E.T. Moment: Koi Mil Gaya & The Magic of Jadoo! 🚀

What happens when you mix E.T., Forrest Gump, Space Jam, and a Bollywood dance-off? You get Koi Mil Gaya—the most insane, heartwarming, and absolutely bonkers alien movie to ever come out of India.

In this episode of Fear of Stairs: Desi Films Decoded, we dive deep into the 2003 classic where Hrithik Roshan plays a developmentally delayed man who befriends a blue alien named Jadoo. Oh, and did we mention Jadoo has the power to cure brain deficiencies AND give you a six-pack? Yeah, it's that kind of movie.

Join us as we discuss:

✨ The questionable science behind Jadoo's magical healing powers.

🏀 The most ridiculous basketball game in cinematic history (spoiler: kids vs. adults, and the kids FLY).

🎭 Hrithik Roshan’s method acting—is it genius or just… a lot?

🌎 Why this movie was filmed in five different countries for absolutely no reason.

🤯 The mind-blowing realization that this movie is actually a prequel to Bollywood's first superhero franchise, Krrish.

Whether you grew up loving Jadoo or you're just here for the chaos, this episode is packed with laughs, nostalgia, and some very serious debates about whether it's more ethical to date Hrithik’s character or Jadoo. (Yes, that conversation actually happened.)

So grab your Bournvita, sit back, and hit play—because this is one intergalactic Bollywood ride you don’t want to miss!

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🎬 From Bollywood Dreams to Real-Life Struggles: A Deep Dive into "All We Imagine as Light" 🎬

In this episode of Fear of Stairs: Desi Films Decoded, we’re taking a break from the glitz and glam of Bollywood to explore the raw, real, and riveting world of "All We Imagine as Light." This 2024 film has been making waves, and we’re here to break it all down for you!

Join us as we chat about:

・ The stark portrayal of Mumbai (or should we say "B-bay"? 😉) and its unforgiving nature.

・ The complex lives of three generations of women navigating love, loss, and friendship.

・ The economic forces that push people into tough situations and how they cope.

・ The unexpected moments that had us on the edge of our seats (and questioning our Bollywood instincts).

Whether you’re a fan of art house films or just curious about the buzz, we’re breaking down this film in a way that’s fun, laid-back, and totally relatable. Plus, we’ve got some hilarious tangents about porn masters, dorm life, and more!

So grab your popcorn, hit play, and let’s figure out together if "All We Imagine as Light" is a must-watch or just another overhyped indie flick.

🎬 Fast Bikes, Crazy Heists, and Bollywood Shenanigans in Dhoom! 🎬

In this episode of Fear of Stairs: Desi Films Decoded, we’re revving up our engines and diving into the high-octane world of Dhoom! Get ready for a wild ride as we break down the movie that’s part Fast & Furious, part Oceans 11, and all Bollywood madness.

Join us as we chat about:

1. The insane stunts that defy all logic and physics (seriously, who needs helmets?).
2. The love-hate relationship with the characters—why is the villain hotter than the hero?
3. The cultural impact of Dhoom, including a real-life bank heist inspired by the movie!
4. The unforgettable soundtrack featuring Thailand’s own Tata Young and her transformation into a sex symbol.
5. The hilarious and sometimes cringe-worthy moments that make Dhoom a cult classic.

So grab your masala coke, hit play, and let’s figure out together if Dhoom is a must-watch or just another over-the-top blockbuster. Spoiler: It’s a wild ride you don’t want to miss! 🚀

🎬 Disco Fever, Guitar Phobia, and Bollywood's Wild Ride in "Disco Dancer"! 🎬

In this episode of Fear of Stairs: Desi Films Decoded, we’re strapping on our dancing shoes and diving into the glitzy, over-the-top world of "Disco Dancer." This 1980s Bollywood classic has it all: revenge, romance, and some seriously questionable dance moves.

Join us as we chat about:

・ The epic tale of Jimmy, the street dancer turned disco king, and his relentless quest for revenge against the evil rich guy who wronged his mom.

・ The bizarre yet fascinating phenomenon of guitar phobia—yes, it’s a thing!

・ How "Disco Dancer" became a massive hit in the USSR and why Russians still can't get enough of it.

・ The iconic soundtrack that transcended borders and generations, including the legendary "Jimmy Jimmy Aaja."

・ The classic Bollywood tropes we love, from mama’s boys to rich villains getting their comeuppance.

Whether you’re a Bollywood newbie or a seasoned fan, we’re breaking down all the glitz, glam, and sheer madness of "Disco Dancer" in a way that’s fun, laid-back, and totally relatable.

So grab your popcorn, hit play, and let’s boogie down memory lane to figure out if "Disco Dancer" is a timeless classic or just another cheesy flick from the past. Spoiler: It’s a bit of both, and we love it!

Tune in now and get ready to dance your heart out! 💃🕺

🥊 From Underdog to Champion: The Wild Ride of Sarpatta Parambarai! 🥊

In this episode of Fear of Stairs: Desi Films Decoded, we’re diving into the gritty, action-packed world of Sarpatta Parambarai, where boxing isn’t just a sport—it’s a way of life. Join us as we break down the epic journey of Kabilan, a man who goes from zero to hero, and then back to zero, and then hero again. Yeah, it’s a rollercoaster!

Here’s what we’re chatting about:

・ The insane training montages that make Rocky's look like a walk in the park. (Crabs are harder to catch than chickens)

・ The deep dive into the caste system and how it shapes the characters and their destinies.

・ The unforgettable characters like Coach Rangan (the Yoda of boxing) and Rosy (who looks like a Ready 2 Rumble boxer).

・ The over-the-top family drama that makes you question if your family is really that bad.

・ Why this film is more than just a boxing movie—it’s a social commentary wrapped in punches and sweat.

Whether you’re a fan of sports dramas, love a good underdog story, or just want to see some epic mustaches, this episode has got you covered.

So grab your gloves, hit play, and let’s punch our way through the highs and lows of Sarpatta Parambarai! 🥊🎬

🎬 3 Idiots: Cracking the Code of India’s Education System 🎬

In this episode of Fear of Stairs: Desi Films Decoded, we’re diving into the iconic Bollywood film, 3 Idiots. Join us as we navigate the hilarious and heartwarming journey of three friends challenging the norms of the Indian education system. Spoiler alert: there's a lot of urine and a baby delivered via webcam!

Join us as we chat about:

・ The over-the-top scenes that make you question reality (and physics).

・ The film’s take on the pressures of education and societal expectations—does it hit the mark or miss entirely?

・ Why Bollywood loves its star power and how Aamir Khan, at 44, convincingly plays a college student (or does he?).

・ The classic Bollywood tropes we can’t help but love (or laugh at).

Whether you’re new to Bollywood or a longtime fan, we’re breaking down all the craziness in a way that’s fun, laid-back, and totally relatable.

So grab your popcorn, hit play, and let’s figure out together if 3 Idiots is a must-watch or just another overhyped blockbuster. And hey, ever wondered if you can get electrocuted by peeing on an electric fence? We’ve got the answers!

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🎬 Shah Rukh Khan, North Korean Dance-Offs, and Bollywood Shenanigans in Happy New Year! 🎬

In this episode of Fear of Stairs: Desi Films Decoded, we’re diving into the bonkers world of Happy New Year, where Shah Rukh Khan leads a ragtag team of misfits in a heist disguised as a dance competition. Yep, you heard that right—it's Ocean's 11 meets Step Up, but with way more WTF moments!

Join us as we chat about:

・ The hilariously over-the-top action scenes that defy all logic and physics.

・ The film’s bizarre take on North Korea—spoiler: they don’t speak Korean!

・ Why Bollywood loves its star power and how Shah Rukh Khan can do no wrong (except maybe this time).

・ The classic Bollywood tropes we can’t help but laugh at, including homophobic ballet jokes and spiky glass landmines.

Whether you’re new to Bollywood or a longtime fan, we’re breaking down all the craziness in a way that’s fun, laid-back, and hopefully relatable.

So grab your popcorn, hit play, and let’s figure out together if Happy New Year is a must-watch or just another overhyped blockbuster that makes you question your life choices. 🎉

🎬 From Pig Slaughter to Dubai Dreams: The Wild Ride of Angamaly Diaries! 🎬

In this episode of Fear of Stairs: Desi Films Decoded, we’re diving into the chaotic, food-filled, and bomb-throwing world of Angamaly Diaries. This isn't your typical Bollywood flick—think more street brawls and pork curries than dance numbers and love songs.

Join us as we chat about:

・ The insane 11-minute one-shot scene that will blow your mind (and maybe make you dizzy).

・ Why Vincent Pepe is the Zac Efron of Angamaly (seriously, the guy's got game).

・ The gritty realism of small-town gang life and why it’s oddly relatable.

・ How food, fights, and friendships make this film a must-watch.

・ The hilarious and heartwarming moments that make you question your own life choices.

Whether you’re a fan of indie cinema or just love a good underdog story, we’re breaking down all the madness in a way that’s fun, laid-back, and totally relatable.

So grab your pork curry, hit play, and let’s figure out together if Angamaly Diaries is a hidden gem or just another chaotic mess. Spoiler: It’s a gem.

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💩 Delhi Belly, Explosive Comedy, and the Craziest Toilet Stories Ever! 💩

In this episode of Fear of Stairs: Desi Films Decoded, we’re diving deep into the chaotic, hilarious, and sometimes disgusting world of Delhi Belly! This is NOT your typical Bollywood movie—think more Guy Ritchie meets India, with a side of explosive diarrhea. Yep, you heard that right.

Join us as we chat about:

・ The wild plot that involves diamonds, gangsters, and a mix-up involving, uh, poop.

・ Why Delhi Belly is the ultimate anti-Bollywood film with its edgy humor, English dialogue, and a runtime that won’t take up your entire weekend (only 1 hour and 40 minutes, we promise!).

・ Our personal “Delhi Belly” horror stories—because who hasn’t had a bathroom mishap while traveling?

・ The groundbreaking moments in the movie (yes, there’s an oral sex scene, and no, it’s not what you’d expect from Bollywood).

Whether you’re a newbie to Indian cinema or just here for the toilet humor, this episode is a wild ride through one of the most unique films to come out of India.

So, grab your toilet paper (or a bum gun if you’re fancy), hit play, and let’s break down why Delhi Belly is a must-watch for anyone who loves a good laugh and a little bit of chaos.

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