Fearbaiting

CONTENT WARNING: This movie contains a scene of sexual assault as a pivotal moment in the film, and as such, we discuss that content a fair bit. If that’s something that might get to you, totally understandable, and you might wanna skip this one.

I’ll be honest, I really don’t have much to say here. Perfect Blue? Turns out it’s a good fuckin’ movie! Enjoy this hour of Sara marking the fuck out over Satoshi Kon’s entire body of work, marvel as she says some smart shit for once!

Super Smanched Brothers, Saying Legal Things About Darren Aronofsky, Fruit Ninja Decapitations, A Really Long Flappy Bird Tangent, Big Body Pizza, and Jason Voorhees’s Giant Titty.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Paprika
• COUNTER/Weight

Thanks as always to Satah for our excellent intro/outro music! Check their music out at gaygothvibes.online!

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This week, your hosts leap into the fourth dimension in order to wrap our heads around this baffling sequel to Cube. Maybe it’s the time distortion, maybe it’s the Fortnite walls, maybe it’s the impressively nonsensical writing and acting that seem to just rotate your body in zero-G as you age rapidly while watching this movie, but there’s just something about this one, folks. There’s just something about this one.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Hey Riddle Riddle
• 10 Cloverfield Lane

Thank you as always to Satah for our intro and outro music! You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online.

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• Elementary
• CAM
• She-Ra and the Princesses of Power

Now that the season has since past, we’ve gone back and looked at October’s finest creation this year, the 2018 adaptation of Halloween! This is a full spoilercast, obviously, but we also don’t track the plot in its entirety, so if you haven’t seen the movie, your mileage may vary on how much of this episode you’ll understand!

In addition to H40: Just Add Water, your hosts also discussed CRT Mistakes, Kevin Smith Huge Jorts, Half-Point Debacles, Body Genre Bullshit, Human Jack-o-Lanterns, Bottom Driving, and Patreon Namesposting!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• The Good Place
• Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

Thank you as always to Satah for our incredible intro/outro music! Check them out at gaygothvibes.online!

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Sara has her fingers in many devious soups, so cohost-from-another-podcast Satah has stepped in with Blair to talk about this movie that is nearly as inscrutable as the house it’s based off of! Explore this house disappointingly vacant of any kind of actual atmosphere are we discuss topics such as The Podcast That Pink Lemonade Vodka Built, Dr. Deadwifeman, Poison Marketing, Absolute Champion Hellen Mirren, and MORE!

Thank you as always to Satah for our intro an outro music! You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online!

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This week, hosts Blair and Sara give up on pretending not to actually be a Final Destination podcast as they’re joined by We Hate Movies’s own Chris Cabin to sorta get down to business as we talk about House of Wax (2005)! Come and join us as Blair loses his mind over wax physics, someone finally understands who the hell Sara is talking about, and a polite platter of meat and cheese is enjoyed by all in this fat, juicy hog of a closer to this years Schlocktober. Thank you all for fusing with the Schlocktober in your mind-prisms and welcoming in the new flesh, etc.!

Extra special from the bottom of our hearts thanks to Satah for composing our wonderful special intro and outro music for this spooktacular season. We love them the most, no one will ever compare, the rest of you can all give up now and check out more of their work at gaygothvibes.online!!

Well shit folks, we’ve got just one question for you: what if his name was Jason Vore-Hees? This week, our friend Juni joins us to talk about the 2009 reboot of Friday the 13th! Find out exactly why Sara hates Jared Padalecki so much! Also, hey – want some grains?

In addition to this weirdly fun reboot we also discussed Grain Chomping, New Halloween, Dank Doctorates, Bong Disintegration, Murder Logistics, and Too Close to Furry.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• UntilDawn
• Venom
• V/H/S Franchise

Thanks again to Juni for coming on the show! Find them on twitter @JUNIUS_64, on Mastodon at [email protected], and listen to them on Barking Points Memo!

Thanks as always to Satah for our intro and outro music – more of their spectacular music can be found at http://gaygothvibes.online!

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Join us as we ring in week three of Schlocktober The Third with The Haunting (1999), joined by previous guest and friend of the show Gage! Dive into a world of whimsy, dead babies, and beautiful late 90s CGI as we mostly do really region accurate accents, like, the best Boston accent you’ve ever heard, we promise.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Venom (2018)
• Zombieland Saga
• Jazzpunk

Thank you as always to Satah for our special intro and outro music! You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online!

LONG, LONG AGO WE WERE TOLD TALES. TALES OF THIS FORBIDDEN MONTH OF HORROR FILMS, THIS “SCHLOCKTOBER” WHICH NO PERSON HAD MADE IT THROUGH ALIVE. WE’RE HERE TODAY TO TELL YOU: THOSE STORIES WERE TRUE.

And hey! Li’l Clem is back with us, returning to discuss the Michael Myers-less entry in this franchise, Halloween III: Season of the Witch! Follow us as we journey down this all-to-familiar road when all the kids put on a Halloween mask and turn into bugs and snakes. Don’t you just hate it when that happens?

The Masc Top Lifestyle, Where Is My Hoverboard?, Doctor Burt Reynolds, Dirt Transformation Sequence, Halloween H2O: Just Add Water, and A Dissection of Rick & Morty.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Born Ruffians’s Red, Yellow & Blue
• Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind
• The Venture Bros.

Thanks again to Clem for joining us – you can find them on Twitter @catboyrights, or on tumblr at powerfisto!

Thanks as always to Satah for our incredible intro/outro music! Check them out at http://gaygothvibes.online!

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SCHLOCKTOBER IS UPON US. SCHLOCKTOBER IS ALL. WE HAVE BEEN SUBSUMED BY THE MIGHT AND POWER OF THE ALL KNOWING SCHLOCKTOBER. DEATH TO FEARBAITING; LONG LIVE THE NEW POD.

*coughs* And, uh, friend of the show Alex Charles is here to pop off the new season with our buddy Dean Winchester in My Bloody Valentine 3D! Join us as we discuss pussy-out looks, Pick-Axe-Man Disease, aaaall of the dimensions, Noobz (2012), eggs, and so much more nonsense!

Big big HUGE shout out and thanks to our very dear friend Satah for mixing us a new intro/outro for the holiday! Check out more of their work at gaygothvibes.online! We love you the most, don’t tell our other children.