A long time ago on Broadway (the street), Lindsay stumbled into a small theater and saw Mr. Jeff Goldblum and Billy Crudup perform a children's horror theater production entitled the Pillow Man. Today we do a table read of that production. **Warning** This script contains: foul language, violence, inappropriate offensive and non-inclusive terms and know one in this podcast condones them. That being said it was a different time and Jeff... this one is for you. 

Just another free-style by the gang F.T.J. 

Cookie Jar. Latest single by F.T.J.

Single by the Feat. Jeff Goldblum house band. F.T.J. (Fea Turing Jeff). This one is about road-head while stuck in school traffic.

Who is the true Santa? Find out in this bonus featurette as well as some holiday traditions from around the world.

Need some ideas of how to protect your home from invaders? We took a look at the master and made some plans of our own. 

As promised, we are releasing all of our Season One Bonus Content for free to all of you. Please enjoy. Then maybe send us some money.... or tell your mom to do it. 

First up, St. Patty's Day Special. I am sorry for the accents. Seriously. 

Jurassic World, Wordle of the Day, Jeannine reviews movies from 20+ years ago, Creature Feature, Kindernews, The Ministry of Propaganda, a big announcement. 

Talking points: The Space Age, Titanic or every 90's girls sexual awakening, Cool Runnings 3?, Who's Your Daddy?...Quiz, the kid from Sleepless in Seattle should be behind bars. 

We are so happy to be back with possibly the longest episode we have ever done. Talking points: explicit art, Twilight, pooping in space, all kinds of news, The Magical Journey Debacle, Dictionary Corner, Austin plays with copyright law.