Feature Creep: Built-in Microwave

Feature Creep: Built-in Microwave

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Feature Creep: Built-in Microwave episodes

  • Speculation
    Ned and Meg speculate with Damon. About what? You can speculate, or you can listen to us!
    56 min
  • Ice Cream Trucks And Disappointment
    Ned and Meg talk about a local Minneapolis hero with a special kind of vehicle that makes existential deliveries. We expound on art cars, lame covid-19 responses, and not being a shit. Wash your hands. Help your neighbors. Wear a mask!
    1 hr 12 min
  • Short, Deesplaining Flowers
    In this short, Meg over-explains flowers to Ned and Damon. We discuss Graveolens and Geraniums and the differences between them, which the British have detailed at length.
    25 min
  • Why Broomsticks Are Not Crack Pipes
    Ned and Meg discuss some of what we think are the self-evident causes of the Salem witch trials, as well as some very unlikely causes, which we ridicule. We also crap all over authors who half-ass their work because it’s paltry, pathetic, and they should know their parents are disappointed in them. Wash your hands and wear your mask!
    1 hr
  • Short, Phooey Pantone Bullshit
    In this short, we vent about Pantone’s hilariously terrible website and criticize the supposed utility of color matching technology. Wash your hands and wear your mask!
    38 min
  • I Don't Knowwww
    Ned and Meg discuss the FCBM website, our domain name collection/addiction, unscrupulous and repugnant real estate developers, ADHD, escalating dares, and defiance. Take a mental walk with us. Wash your hands!
    1 hr 15 min
  • Making Bread With Chet
    Ned and Meg and Damon discuss making things to eat. Quarantine gave us a lot of time to make food from scratch and boy were we ever foolish for not doing this sooner. We discuss different delicacies and delectable dishes. Hey it’s June! Wash your hands!
    54 min

About Feature Creep: Built-in Microwave

From the publisher's feed

Sometimes you just want to listen to some people get off topic as quickly as possible.