Poor Peter will soon be returning his Captain Haddock outfit to his unintelligibly Welsh friend when the boat he’s been working on for the last few weeks turns out to be highly flammable. Irish Tina is back with a recipe for morning sickness and a plan to get herself, and an unsuspecting Tyler, into Amy’s baby’s life. Meanwhile, the show insists that we care about Clayton getting his head kicked in by a bloke covered in pen. Elsewhere, Chesney and Gemma’s pursuit of their hole runs close to infringing the copyright of a Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze movie from the 90s, Dev takes his pet empty cup for a walk around Weatherfield, and Summer is very temporarily in possession of a banana. If you want to send us virtual samples of your writing so we can compare it against Mary’s, please do so in these tried and tested formats. Our email and Skype is [email protected], if Twitter and Facebook burns your boat we’re @corriepodcast, and you can find our freshly updated blog over at thetalkofthestreetpodcast.wordpress.com.