First off, we take February 1990 "Rate Your Willpower" quiz. If you think you may know what kind of tangents that leads us to, you are almost certainly wrong. Then we play your latest voicemails, in which you tell us about your own experiments with Sassy's beauty hacks, your musings about which kind of medical procedure would be least terrible if interrupted by an earthquake, what it's like to get scammed by a poetry contest, and so much more!

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🎧 It Is February 1990

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😓 The "Rate Your Willpower" quiz

🔥 Burn It Down by Maureen Ryan at HarperCollins.com

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