Listen To Sassy: Life In The 90s

Let's all open up a new issue together! Yes, the first feature is a dispiriting profile of Bill, who only recently left foster care to reunite with his family. But there's also dating, sleeping, a primer on becoming a vegetarian, and a truly classic fiction story. What He Said is all about your potty mouth; Body Talk is telling you about a new-fangled piece of exercise gear known as a step; Help For Him addresses bad smells Down There...and more! Grab a tall glass of orange juice and listen!

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🎧 It Is November 1990

🎧 Feature: Bill Is Just One

🎧 Feature: Go To Sleep

🎧 Feature: How To Have Fun On A Date With A Guy You’ve Never Gone Out With Before In Your Life

🎧 Feature: More Tofu-Lentil Loaf, Anyone?

🎧 Fiction: Breathing Room

🎧 Body Talk

🎧 What He Said: Do You Like Girls Who Curse?

🎧 Help

🎧 Help For Him

🎧 Stuff You Wrote

🎧 Goodbye For Now

🍖 Scrapple on Wikipedia

👨‍💼 Retired ACLU attorney Chris Hansen on Wikipedia

📜 "The 'Magna Carta' of Cyberspace Turns 20: An Interview With the ACLU Lawyer Who Helped Save the Internet" at the ACLU's website

👦🏻 “When Should A Child Be Taken From His Parents?” at the New Yorker website

👶 “When Foster Parents Don’t Want To Give Back The Baby” at the New Yorker website

📦 Lori Eaton's Found Archives

🔗 Eaton on LinkedIn

👟 Reebok Step

🪑 The Reebok Fitness Multipurpose Bench

💅 "Abdul backs bill for cleaner nail salons" at SFGate

👂 "Twitter Helps Q-Tip Find High School Sweetheart" at BET's website

💝 Q-Tip's high school sweetheart Pamela Sweat on Instagram

🗣️ "Person-Centered Language" at Mental Health America

🪦 Debra Ashley Nettles Mahany's obituary

🤘 "A study found toxic metals in popular tampon brands" at the NPR website

🌴 The Again With This podcast on Patreon

After skipping the September 1990 Slumber Party, we're resuming with our results from the October 1990 quiz -- What Kind Of Sister Are You? -- then launching into a bumper crop of your latest voicemails. Why are driver's ed films so horrifying? Can you still get Mad magazine? What's lymph? We figure out SOME of this in this all-new episode!

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🎧 It Is October 1990

🎧 Quiz: What Kind Of Sister Are You?

🎧 From The Hotline

🎧 Goodbye For Now

🎧 Pam's Marriage Award

👯‍♀️ The October 1990 quiz: What Kind Of Sister Are You?

🧴 Colors de Benetton / Woman

👃 Colors de Benetton on Fragrantica

🌮 "Eat Through Austin Day One: The Eatening" at Pamie

🤢 "Reasons For This Tummy Ache" at Jamie

🏀 Mr. Throwback on Extra Extra Hot Great

⛹️‍♂️ Tara's Mr. Throwback review at Cracked

😥 The Change on Britbox

This month's fashion stories run the gamut more than most issues. Do you want to dress like everyone on Twin Peaks? It's 1990 -- of course you do, and so does everyone else! Do you want to wear velvet? Mmmm, depends if you like everyone to see sweat stains on your catsuit. This month we're also learning why we should exercise with weights, how gardening clogs could be worn in everyday life, what benefits you could obtain from loitering around a department store wig section (???), and who came SECOND in the Sassiest Boy In America contest -- but first in our hearts. Snap that Best Friends necklace in half now: you'll want complete silence for our latest episode!

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🎧 It Is October 1990

🎧 Fashion Feature: Superplush

🎧 Fashion Feature: Anytown, USA

🎧 What Next

🎧 Beauty Feature: Be Strong

🎧 About Face

🎧 Zits And Stuff

🎧 Sassy Ads

🎧 Sassy Club

🎧 Diary: Boy-crazy? Us?

🎧 Say What

🎧 Inside Out: Our First Runner-Up

🎧 Goodbye For Now

👗 "Rare Punk label Betsey Johnson velvet halter dress" on Poshmark

👞 "Smith & Hawken Gardening Clogs - green" on Poshmark

💪 "How can strength training build healthier bodies as we age?" at the National Institute On Aging

🏋️ Iron Method

📷 Bordeaux Modeling on Instagram

💁‍♀️ Nicole Bordeaux's bio at Photogenics Media

📷 Nicole Bordeaux on Instagram

🏫 The Freshman Dorm book series at ThriftBooks

☎️ MC Hammer 900 number commercial on YouTube

🗣️ MC Hammer at All American Speakers

⏳ Tara's review of AppleTV+'s Time Bandits at Cracked

Who has tattoos? What snack does Iggy Pop most resemble? How seriously do we need to take Perry Farrell's 1990 First Amendment statement? What's wrong with Whit Stillman? Is there a minimum age for album reviewers? What's "Balt"?! We answer all these questions and so many more in the October 1990 Pop Culture episode!

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🎧 It Is October 1990

🎧 What Now

🎧 Watch It

🎧 Listen Up

🎧 One To Watch: Balthazar Getty

🎧 Feature: Christian Slater Has Simple Needs

🎧 Feature: Don’t Mess With Her

🎧 Goodbye For Now

🌴 Again With This, our sister podcast on (among others) Beverly Hills, 90210

🧑‍🚀 Faith No More's "We Care A Lot" live, on YouTube ("The Right Stuff" riff is at 2:20)

🫂 The official "We Care A Lot" video on YouTube

🪦 Information on the I Should Have Been Dead Years Ago, on Lubricated Goat singer Stu Spasm, at Magic Umbrella's website

🦟 "To The Mosquitoes" by Perry Farrell

☄️ Aaron Cometbus on Wikipedia

📕 BookThugNation on Instagram

📸 Aaron Cometbus in a post on Julia J. Wertz's Instagram

🚌 Cometbus

📖 Zine-o-Matic

😓 Mo' Better Blues on Starz

🔊 Pump Up The Volume's soundtrack on Wikipedia

🎶 Pump Up The Volume's music supervisor Kathy Nelson

🎞️ "Talk Hard: The Making Of The Teen-Angst Classic 'Pump Up The Volume''" at The Ringer

🌆 Metropolitan on Max

🎬 Metropolitan trailer on YouTube

🎵 Monie Love's "Monie In The Middle" video on YouTube

📺 Monie Love's "It's A Shame" video on YouTube

📸 Monie Love on Instagram

🐕 Jane's Addiction's website

📸 Peggy Sirota's website

🥃 Los Angeles Times report on Christian Slater's DUI sentencing

🤝 "Queen Latifah On Women Uniting: 'When We Stand Together There Is Nothing More Potent" at Variety

🧺 "The Roots Picnic: Hip-Hop Is The Love Of My Life With Common, Queen Latifah, And Digable Planets" At MXDWN

🏳️‍🌈 "'Happy Pride!': Queen Latifah Thanks Her Partner Eboni During The BET Awards" at Them

🥋 Tara's review of Cobra Kai S06 (Part I) at Cracked

More so than usual, the Teen Life topics of the October 1990 issue are here to help you figure out your life. What might a wise older person tell you about trying to get your driver's license? What jobs are so weird you might actually want to do them? How do you heal from a parent's substance use issues? Then there's Amy, who writes an It Happened To Me about her internship at Mad magazine, not knowing what hangs us all up is her throwaway detail about spending the summer BEFORE that working at a crouton factory, but...did she? Really? Or is she just putting on airs (and seasoning)? Tampon durability, the first Sassiest Boy In America, and more all await you in our latest episode!

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🎧 It Is October 1990

🎧 Feature: Getting My Driver’s License? No Sweat.

🎧 Feature: My Alcoholic Father

🎧 Feature: Are These Jobs Weird Enough For You?

🎧 Feature: Ian Is Too Sassy

🎧 Fiction: Mr. Taylor

🎧 Help

🎧 It Happened To Me: Interned at Mad Magazine

🎧 What He Said: Can Guys And Girls Be Just Friends?

🎧 Stuff You Wrote

🎧 Goodbye For Now

✍🏻 Illustrator J. Otto Seibold

🚙 Room To Live at Texas Archive

🥃 Al-Anon

🍸 Adult Children Of Alcoholics

🕵🏻‍♀️ Beth Bronner on NNDB

🤳 Bronner on Transplant Village

🏎️ Shannon Eis in the Late Show segment "Dave's Holiday Go-Kart Of Fun!" on YouTube

⛱️ Eis in the Late Show segment "Summer Toys" on YouTube

🎙️ Ian Svenonius on Wikipedia

🎶 The Nation Of Ulysses's début album on YouTube

🚷 "Ian Svenonius Publishes And Deletes Post About Being 'Completely Inappropriate To Women'" on Pitchfork

📸 Svenonius on Instagram

📜 Pamela Christman on Poets & Writers

🎥 Samuel Bayer on Wikipedia

👩‍🏫 A Teacher on Hulu [CW: grooming]

👨🏻‍🏫 The Kids In The Hall sketch "Groovy Teacher" on YouTube

📬 Subscription page for the defunct magazine Mad on the DC website

📖 Mad's October 1986 issue on Scribd

🫥 Tara's list of forgotten 90s sitcoms on Cracked

Shop like a model; dress like an elf!

There's a lot of pop culture in the September 1990 issue that will need revision sooner or later. Like: a report on the cancellation of 21 Jump Street, just weeks before its revival in syndication. And: making James Marshall One To Watch off the strength of one season of Twin Peaks, before he went off the grid. Or: an extensive feature on The Hothouse Flowers, perhaps to justify the expense of whoever paid for Christina to go to Dublin and interview them. And while giving Die Hard 2 a mere 2 stars is, of course, a matter to taste...it's not taste we share. All this and much more awaits you in our latest podcast!

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🎧 It Is September 1990

🎧 What Now

🎧 Watch It

🎧 Listen Up

🎧 One To Watch

🎧 Feature: Why The Hothouse Flowers Are My New Favorite Band

🎧 Goodbye For Now

🤷‍♀️ The June 1990 Pop Culture episode, containing Christina's middling review of Suzanne Vega's album Days Of Open Hand

🏆 "Eskimo Yoyo Champion" on YouTube

🚔 21 Jump Street on Wikipedia

🕰️ Another 48 Hrs. on Paramount+

🤖 Robocop 2 on Max

✈️ Die Hard 2 on Hulu

👕 James Marshall's Gap ad

⛰️ "Twin Peaks: The Return's James Marshall on David Lynch, Reviving 'Just You,' and Whether His Character Is Actually Cool" at Vulture

📸 @jamesmarshallartist on Instagram

🎞️ Tara's Ron Livingston appreciation at Cracked.com

The first thing you need to know about this episode is that there was an issue with one of the tracks. It doesn't matter who did what: the result is that Dave had to use a backup to the backup, which means this is going to be a more rough-and-ready version of the podcast than you're used to. We're sorry about that, but hey: it'll be all the more enjoyable when the next episode reaches you with its usual level of polish. MOVING ON: the September issue's Teen Life topics include gangs, puppy mills, and a bedroom painting project your parents are probably never going to let you do. Fortunately, we also get a report from Kim about which boy-meeting strategies worked best at a recent party attended by several eligible Sassy staffers. We'll also touch on braces, veins, a conversion to Islam in RECORD speed, which girls are allowed to dress "provocatively," and an annoyingly brief Stuff You Wrote. Grab your Rollerblades (but put on a helmet first) and join us!

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🎧 All the usual stuff except it is all stuck together because of REASONS.

👨‍🎨 "Dutch Boy 1991 Television Commercial" on YouTube

🐶 The ASPCA's mini-site on puppy mills [warning: graphic images]

🎨 Maybe or maybe not the Billy Gallo who painted for Karen

💬 Billy Gallo in the November 1988 What He Said

📚 Enid Harlow on GoodReads

🌴 The Again With This podcast

The two of us who grew up without MTV do our best on the August 1990 quiz, Rate Your MTV-ness! (That "best" is...bad.) Then it's on to your latest calls! What bedding treasures are you finding online? Who's out here defending Madonna's I'm Breathless? Which chain restaurants reign supreme? We thrill to the journeys you're taking us on in the August 1990 Slumber Party!

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🎧 It Is August 1990

🎧 Quiz: Rate Your MTV-ness

🎧 From The Hotline

🎧 Goodbye For Now

👨‍🚀 Rate Your MTV-ness

🆙 An August 1990 episode of MTV's Turn It Up on YouTube

🐝 A 1990 episode of MTV's Buzz on YouTube

🫡 "MTV's 1990 BUZZ Cut-up salute to William S. Burroughs" on YouTube

👭 Video for The Cure's "Close To Me" on YouTube

🏹 @TribesTheSeries on YouTube

🍋 Lemon/cow duvet at AliExpress

🔥 Extra Hot Great 509 featuring Dan Cassino

🗽 The Great American Pop Culture Quiz Show podcast

It's nearly time to go back to school, and Sassy has your wardrobe inspiration. Retro nerd? Cute jock? Merchant marine? It's all possible if you run with Sassy's latest tips. There's also advice on doing your hair and makeup like you didn't try, making perfectly good underwear borderline unwearable, and ads, ads, ads. (Yes, Filippo-Totti is back, THANK GOD.) Turn down your Keith Sweat or MC Hammer albums and listen to all our thoughts on the August 1990 issue's Fashion (Etc.)!

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🎧 It Is August 1990

🎧 Fashion Feature: Academia

🎧 Fashion Feature: Dressed To Play The Game

🎧 Fashion Feature: Water Proof

🎧 Making It: Under Where?

🎧 About Face

🎧 Sassy Ads

🎧 Sassy Club

🎧 Goodbye For Now

👛 Burnout Velvet Black Mary Poppins Weekender at MCWHandmade.com

👚 Women's 1988 Rollneck sweater at JCrew.com

🗻 LookoutAndWonderland.com

🧦 Socks at TabioUSA.com

💅 Stop Nail Biting MS at PotentialsUnlimited.com

✈️ Tara's review of Conan O'Brien Must Go at Cracked