Today, Lindy and Meagan are recording this episode in their most natural state: lying down.That’s right–these two sleepy gals are broadcasting from a very fancy Big Fig mattress at On Air Fest in Brooklyn, NYC aka DA BIG APPLE. And they’re not alone! They’re in bed with the biggest grifter in the biz, a legendary podcast king and professional menace…Ronald Young Jr. Big Ron gives us the scoop on New York's hottest restaurants (a sexy little local joint~Aplé-beis~), gives us many a glad tiding, and tells us Watch-him Watchin! 

Are you watching Lady Matlock??? Tell us your thoughts!!! BFF Party Line: (703) 829-0003.

If you’d like to keep Meagan licensed to practice law in New York, DONATE $400 TO OUR PATREON patreon.com/textmebackpod

Do we really have to watch Beast Games, Suits, or Succession? 😩 Rate this slop by emailing us at deartextmeback@gmail.com

What’s your favorite version of Sherlock? AND BTW AS SOON AS WE STOPPED RECORDING WE REMEMBERED HER NAME IS FREAKING MRS. HUDSON. SORRY MA’AM! Anyway, DM us @textmebackpod on IG!

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“Even though I've been religiously listening to this since its Kayak Dad beginnings, I'm somehow just now rating it. The inspiration? The most inspired episode of a podcast I've ever heard in my entire life, featuring 90s child hip-hop group The Puppies. I'm not going to say anything else but this: it's canon, and it will change your life. Listen!!!”

GIRAGE-1-2 YOU ARE OUR FAVORITE PUPPY DON’T TELL KEVIN, MARGE, OR BARRY

STUFF TO CHECK OUT:

• Learn more about our friends at Big Fig! 
• Listen to Meagan and Lindy debate Elijah vs. Macaulay on Pop Culture Debate Club! 
• Listen to Lindy’s appearance on Weight For It!
• Connect with podcast superstar Big Ron!!! @ohitsbigron on IG
• Go see Lindy’s Every Castle Ranked LIVE at the Reser in Beaverton! 
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• Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod)
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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is supported by COPILOT Collective and produced by Alli Slice.

Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.

You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!

Special thanks as always to our perfect angels: Jeannie Yandel, Brandi Fullwood, and Isolde Raftery.

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Deep-cut audio lore, chaotic jingles, and possibly altering the course of America—just another exceedingly normal episode of Text Me Back.

🚨🚨Hot Take Alert 🚨🚨Meagan defends nepo babies? If you’re into blazing hot takes from topics that were top of mind in 2014, you are in for a real treat today. And a new segment means a call for a new theme song! Zuma Rossdale Stefani please we need your help!!!!

And Lindy held the future of America in her DMs?? GRIMES!! CALL US GIRL! (703) 829-0003.

And speaking of new segment theme songs…do you like Lindy’s Dong Exploder audio crime?? DM us with your compliments @textmebackpod on IG!

Plus, we are thrilled to bring you new friend-lore! Lindy unearths the legendary ~chonkay~ audio from Loveline, validating two decades of in-jokes. She also embarks on a crucial scientific study (okay Busy Business Woman): How jade roller? What do?  Are you a jade roller/face juice expert?? Email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com

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“Come for the snakes, stay for the friends...I am silent scream laughing at dong exploder.

Thank you for bringing so much weirdness to my podcast feed!”

SEAURCHINHUG YOU ARE ENDORSING LINDY’S AUDIO CRIME BUT WE LOVE YOU!

This episode is brought to you by Magic Mind!!! 

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Also! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.

We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod!

You can email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com!

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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is supported by COPILOT Collective and produced by Alli Slice.

Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.

You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!

Special thanks as always to our perfect angels: Jeannie Yandel, Brandi Fullwood, and Isolde Raftery.

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Ass oil, Dongexploder, and The Puppies! If those words and phrases make sense to you, you’ve been perusing the Text Me Back Biki and are OBSESSED with us! 

This week, these two supermodels do the impossible: record a podcast. Lindy goes absolutely feral on the mediaboard, testing the limits of both podcasting and her friendship with Meagan. Meagan has an important mouth update. Lindy is discriminated against AND/OR is herself the perpetrator? Tell us what you think happened in that coffee shop at deartextmeback@gmail.com! And then when you’re done with that, contact the EEOC immediately!

And last but not least, we have an incredible addition to the friend-canon for our listeners. To help break it down, we also have our first contributor segment with our Czar of Sound Force, Ahamefule J. Oluo!!! 

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“The best NBA and Doritos couture podcast you'll find! Adore this show and its brilliant, hilarious BBW hosts!”

COUTURE YOU SAY? PAINTING NAILS EMOJI!! AGAVE77 WE LOVE YOU MWAH

STUFF TO CHECK OUT:

• ORTHODOTS
• Do your deep-dive into The Puppies
• Text Me Biki
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• Join our Discord! We’re obsessed with these people.
• ON AIR FEST! Brooklyn Feb 19-21! Use POP40 for 40% off and come see us!!!
• Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod)
• Check out Meagan’s new newsletter, SWAMP PERSON! 

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Also! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.

We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod!

You can email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com!

WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD!

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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is supported by COPILOT Collective and produced by Alli Slice.

Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.

You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!

Special thanks as always to our perfect angels: Jeannie Yandel, Brandi Fullwood, and Isolde Raftery.

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Lots of news to get into today! First up, we start off with DOG THOUGHTS that includes an absolutely iconic voicemail from a very good husband listener named Gerald. Yes, Gerald, this time we ARE talking about you! If YOU want to tell us more about bull penis use-cases, call the Best Friend Party Phone at (703) 829-0003. 

And we have a new segment: The Reddit Report! What on Eru’s green Middle Earth is friggin HAPPENING around here??? Is it so hard to all agree that literal Nazis are bad and don’t belong in our Hobbitty little lives? Don’t let them make it normal, precious! What are your favorite NON-Nazi subreddits?? Email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com!

And last but not least: We check in on Lindy’s Rebuilding Year, which has had some exciting new developments (feet pics 😔).

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“Other than my mood stabilizing medication, this podcast is the only thing keeping me sane.”

SAME, KJE0101, SAME

STUFF TO CHECK OUT:

• Check out Lindy and Meagan’s ep of Normal Gossip!
• Lindy's Wikifeet?? NICE VOTES ONLY
• Fave subreddits: Weird Eggs; Food but for Babies; good LOTR; Dragon Age
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• ON AIR FEST! Brooklyn Feb 19-21! Use POP40 for 40% off and come see us!!!
• Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod)
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Also! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.

We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod!

You can email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com!

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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is supported by COPILOT Collective and produced by Alli Slice.

Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.

You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!

Special thanks as always to our perfect angels: Jeannie Yandel, Brandi Fullwood, and Isolde Raftery.

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This week we welcome Rafil Kroll-Zaidi, our in-house private eye and bear oil enthusiast, who gives us some pretty hot gossip in this week’s Segment P.U.B.E.S. We’re learning who these dangerous yahoos are stocking Trump’s cabinet, and this week’s featured player is:

-An alumnus from America’s most expensive clown college, Princeton*

-A geography novice and a military fangirl

-A former Fox & Friends host

-A bona fide dick-shooter

That’s right, it’s P.U.B.E of the week Peter Hegseth! Good luck, girl! We’re so scared of you!

But that’s not all! We talk about idling (bad), Lindy’s lil tumble in the shower (funny), the Year of the Snake (good?), and the segment that just won’t quit: Xmas Addendum! If you thought LAST week was too late for an xmas addendum, then you better buckle up buddy! Because we have yet another breaking xmas addendum and you won’t even begin to guess what the item in question is this week (unless you follow us or Samantha Irby on Instagram). 

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“I love this podcast. It's like time traveling to High School without actually having to be in high school. The stories, inside jokes and insights are splendid. And they make me laugh until my eyes water every week.”

THANK YOU BOOOKISHSARA77! YOU ARE OUR FAVORITE BUT DON’T TELL ANYONE ELSE, K?

STUFF TO CHECK OUT:

• Check out Rafil’s piece on dirty stinky idling cars! 
• Link to Lindy’s fave ramen and empathy station in NYC Marufuku East Village
• Text Me Biki
• Any non-evil social media platforms on your radar? Email us at deartextmebackpod@gmail.com
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• ON AIR FEST! Brooklyn Feb 19-21! Use POP40 for 40% off and come see us!!!
• Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod)
• Check out Meagan’s new newsletter, SWAMP PERSON! 
• *PRINCETON DUNK IS A SIMPSON’S REFERENCE DON’T COME FOR US IF YOU’RE A GOOD AND NICE PRINCETON GRAD LIKE RAFIL

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Also! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.

We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod!

You can email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com!

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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is supported by COPILOT Collective and produced by Alli Slice.

Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.

You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!

Special thanks as always to our perfect angels: Jeannie Yandel, Brandi Fullwood, and Isolde Raftery.

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A real embarrassment of riches over here on the Text Me Back side of the internet. First, we pay tribute to David Lynch, which bridges poetically into our next phase of entertainment: the Trump administration’s trailblazing focus on Making Hollywood Great Again with washed up losers who failed out of Hollywood! If art isn’t dead already, these freakin’ ding dongs will make sure it’s killed for good.

But you know what? We also have good news. Our segment Normal News brings us wonderful news about zombie pig brains! And in the famed and celebrated segment known as Christmas Addendum, Meagan shares a trinket we CHALLENGE you to guess (email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com with your guesses prior to hearing the answer–we’ll know if you cheat). Plus, some faithful reporting on news from pop culture magazines AKA slop culture. 

WE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show.

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“I truly love this podcast and miss it when it's gone. I'd listen to it daily if Lindy and Meagan didn't have better things to do!”

WE WILL FORSAKE ALL OF OUR PROMISES AND RESPONSIBILITIES TO TRY TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN FOR YOU MED04! YOU ARE THE PRIORITY, BABY!

STUFF TO CHECK OUT:

• Corianton Hale’s ceramic studio! 
• A link to the trinket that is illegal to click until you’ve listened and submitted your guess!
• Pig Brain Science! 
• Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news, and sign up for her Master Class, How to Be Funny When You’re Sad!
• Join our Discord! We’re obsessed with these people.
• ON AIR FEST! Brooklyn Feb 19-21, more details coming soon
• Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod)
• Check out Meagan’s new newsletter, SWAMP PERSON! 

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Also! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.

We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod!

You can email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com!

WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD!

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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is supported by COPILOT Collective and produced by Alli Slice.

Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.

You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!

Special thanks as always to our perfect angels: Jeannie Yandel, Brandi Fullwood, and Isolde Raftery.

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We’re back again! And maybe this episode is slightly more normal than last week’s (complimentary)? We’re back on our Whatcha Watchin’ nonsense, and we’re talking Later Daters, The Ultimatum, Dateline, Sports (Beyoncé), and last and absolutely least: ReelShorts (??).  Have you seen Later Daters?? TELL US YOUR THOUGHTS at deartextmeback@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram. Are you getting served ReelShorts slop? Tell Meagan EVERYTHING via the Best Friend Party Phone at (703) 829-0003. Bonus points if you tell us what soaps you grew up with.

We are also ecstatic to present our new signature Dog Thoughts jingle (thank you Chelsea + partner + dog!). Top billing under Dog Thoughts: what the hell, Kevin. Second billing: Barry, you’re killing us. Third item: we love these friggin’ pups, never change 💕

And! Lindy is teaching a class! Learn how to make your sad stories funny/funnier! It’s gonna be so good! Sign up below 👇

STUFF TO CHECK OUT:

• Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news, and sign up for her Master Class, How to Be Funny When You’re Sad!
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• Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod)
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Also! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.

We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod!

You can email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com!

WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD!

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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is supported by COPILOT Collective and produced by Alli Slice.

Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.

You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!

Special thanks as always to our perfect angels: Jeannie Yandel, Brandi Fullwood, and Isolde Raftery.

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It may be the dead of winter, but in our hearts the clammy buds of spring are bursting–and so are Lindy and Meagan!—with squeaky-clean teeth, resolutions, and creamed corn. This week, they dive into their post-holiday recap, revisit their 2024 affirmations, and commit to their new 2025 goals (including being Even Better Better Businesswomen!!). 

Plus, the Text Me Backolytes share their own resolutions! We are eating fruit, sewing, cooking, and enriching our pets’ lives. We are going to the library. We are being cute. This is the resistance, friends!

It’s not too late to share your resolutions! Tell us what’s ahead in 2025 by emailing us at deartextmeback@gmail.com.

And we simply must know if you are joining Meagan’s “Pickles” resolution. Tell us what foods are YOUR pickles by DMing us @textmebackpod on IG and Tiktok.

STUFF TO CHECK OUT:

• Join our Discord! These people rock.
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• Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news, and sign up for her Master Class, How to Be Funny When You’re Sad!
• Check out Meagan’s new newsletter, SWAMP PERSON! 

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Also! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.

We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod!

You can email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com!

WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD!

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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is supported by COPILOT Collective and produced by Alli Slice.

Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.

You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!

Special thanks as always to our perfect angels: Jeannie Yandel, Brandi Fullwood, and Isolde Raftery.

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See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

No one’s going hungry this week with your beloved TMBTL of the Dog hosts on the case. That’s right, Lindy and Meagan have teamed up once again with Luke and Andrew of Too Beautiful to Live to bring you another episode that will take you on several journeys involving puppies in witness protection, Meagan’s little buggies, Luke’s homicidal tendencies, and Andrew’s connection to a famous TMB earworm involving dogs, shit, and peach pits.

In other words, a perfectly normal crossover event hosted by four well-adjusted adults who don’t have any problems at all. New to Too Beautiful to Live? Check them out here: https://www.tbtl.net/ 

Do you have brain problems that would fit right in on an episode of TMBTL of the Dog? Tell us all about it deartextmeback@gmail.com. Or you can text or call us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003 or DM us @textmebackpod on IG and Tiktok.

Also! This is our last episode of 2024 but there will still be lots of fun things on our Patreon! Be sure to subscribe for goodies. Everyone else, we’ll see your asses in 2025!

STUFF TO CHECK OUT:

• Link to Lindy’s masterclass!
• Gift a Lindy Cameo! She’ll talk your loved one’s ear off and it’ll be delightful!
• Check out Meagan’s new newsletter, SWAMP PERSON! It will make you laugh AND offer actionable insights to get us through what’s coming.
• Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news
• Check out our MERCH! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod)

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If you like this episode and want us to keep making the show forever, please subscribe to our Patreon. This podcast will always be free, but we need your help to produce it -- and if you support our Patreon, you'll get all kinds of goodies in addition to the show itself! Learn more about the different tiers and rewards here: https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPod

Also! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.

We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod!

Full videos of our episodes are on YouTube at @textlindyandmeaganback

You can email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com!

WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD!

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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is supported by COPILOT Collective and produced by Alli Slice.

Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.

You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!

Special thanks as always to our perfect angels: Jeannie Yandel, Brandi Fullwood, and Isolde Raftery.

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See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

BBW Updates! Corny Tyme! A nostalgic game! Lindy’s delirious brush with VH1 fame! This episode has it all!

In this segment-stacked episode, Lindy and Meagan share BBW updates you won’t wanna miss (peep our links below). Listen, we wish we had all the land, energy, and fertilizer in the world to start a commune in the woods with many many donkeys! We wish we could find an abandoned boxcar and ride the rails into the sunset forever and ever! But realistically, the resistance looks more like staying engaged, doing art, building community, and other forms of activism. We wanna know how are you staying engaged politically? Tell us how you’re getting through it at deartextmeback@gmail.com.

Lindy and Meagan also dive into nostalgia with their new game, I Like the ’90s! It’s different enough, or parody! Don’t come at us Video Hits 1! Also send us that unaired Lindy footage 😤 Are you team pizza bagel or team English muffin pizzas? For bonus Text Me Back Accolades (Text Me Backolades?) we challenge you to figure out our opaque demands and tell us your hyper specific 90s thingy! You can text or call us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003 or DM us @textmebackpod on IG and Tiktok.

STUFF TO CHECK OUT:

• Link to Lindy’s masterclass!
• Gift a Lindy Cameo! She’ll talk your loved one’s ear off and it’ll be delightful!
• Check out Meagan’s new newsletter, SWAMP PERSON! It will make you laugh AND offer actionable insights to get us through what’s coming.
• Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news
• Check out our MERCH! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod)

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If you like this episode and want us to keep making the show forever, please subscribe to our Patreon. This podcast will always be free, but we need your help to produce it -- and if you support our Patreon, you'll get all kinds of goodies in addition to the show itself! Learn more about the different tiers and rewards here: https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPod

Also! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.

We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod!

Full videos of our episodes are on YouTube at @textlindyandmeaganback

You can email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com!

WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD!

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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is supported by COPILOT Collective and produced by Alli Slice.

Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.

You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!

Special thanks as always to our perfect angels: Jeannie Yandel, Brandi Fullwood, and Isolde Raftery.

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See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.