I know it's against company policy. And I know I wrote that policy, but ... make me the forbidden cake for my daughter's birthday! Add one to the accent count for Ceara. Griff had to go live on the farm (NOT LIKE THAT) so we're joined by special co-host Sarah Doerner.

Tickets to Sarah's live show here!

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Can you legally kiss your boss's son on New Year's Eve? What if I told you I only did it because I hate my boss(!). Plus, the fabulous Chandler Dean (Abolish Everything!) is here!!!

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It's been 7 years. I haven't returned a single one of your phone calls. BUT ... do you wanna be my bridesmaid?! Be sure to celebrate the holidays by taking a shot every time Griff talks about "exchanging energies."

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Kindly RSVP you will not kiss my husband on the lips, or tell anyone we're in a throuple. Sincerely, The Bride. Plus, Griff with an update on what a Port-A-Potty is For-Ta-Potty!

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Welcome to Dirty Daniel Island! We’ve got spiders, mold, broken ankles, and exactly three forks. What's not to love?!

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Real-life private investigator Mackenzie Fultz (Dating Detectives) is here to quote Taylor Swift, convince Griff to rent a car, and finally teach Ceara how to do an accent.

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Uh oh! Mommy and Daddy are fighting. That can only mean one thing ... our Annual Thanksgiving PuPu Pettyganza! Small crimes only. No crumbs.

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Divorced, Beheaded, Died, Divorced, Beheaded, THANKSGIVING SURPRISE! Ceara walks us through the Lily Allen drama, and Griff learns why all the cool kids are saying Tempe.

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Comedian Beth Stelling gets us fantasizing about tall Belgian bodybuilders who throw tables to let their feelings out. It's 100 degrees out and the Korean soft porn is on ... let's get petty!

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What would it take for you to kill your husband? A lie? An affair? A cashew?! Plus, Ceara names her richest friend. And, aww, Griff made some artwork!

Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis

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