Pam is still out on assignment, so it's just Dave and Tara this week to talk about all the style contained in the February 1991 issue. Dress in florals, or straight out of a mall store! Dye your hair, for a while or forever! Annoy everyone you know by going overboard with a heart motif! DON'T buy the sketchy products advertised at the back of the issue -- let Karen tell you precisely why! And above all, when you're applying mascara, OPEN YOUR MOUTH. All of this and much much more awaits you in our latest episode!

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🎧 It Is February 1991

🎧 Fashion Feature: Fresh Cuts

🎧 Fashion Feature: Worn To Work

🎧 What Next: Heart Attack

🎧 Beauty Feature: Fear-Free Hair Coloring

🎧 About Face

🎧 Sassy Ads

🎧 Diary: Will The Real Jane Pratt Please Stand Up?

🎧 Magazine-y Feature: Karen Tries To Get Thinner Thighs, Longer Hair, Bigger Breasts, Tanner Skin And A Boyfriend Through The Mail!

🎧 Inside Out: What I Did On My Vacation

🎧 Goodbye For Now

🐕 The Doxshund collection at the Through Methods store

🎱 "Vintage 1980's Leather "8 Ball" Jacket By Boulder Ridge Very Rare 100% Authentic" on eBay

🎠 "Merry Go...Out Of Business" at the Washington Post

👱🏻‍♀️ Friends's Rachel Green and her highlights

💿 The Sassy / Sire Sampler at Discogs

📼 "Joey Ramone hosting 'The Sassy/Sire Sampler II' promo cassette tape (1992)" on YouTube [oops this was the next year's compilation, so I'm sure we'll talk about it whenever we get to that issue, but since we mentioned it on the podcast, here's the link anyway]

🎯 'MAGAZINES: GET HIM SYSTEM TURNS OUT TO BE A GOTCHA!' at the Virginian-Pilot

🪙 "Street Cents - The Get Him System" on YouTube

📕 @AlexisDelCid's tweet about The Get Him System on Twitter

📖 The Get Him System on ThriftBooks [sold out as of press time]

🏠 Tara's review of the S07 review of The Conners at Cracked