If you’re one of those people who’ve been sitting at home on tenterhooks for Chesney and Gemma to finally get it on then this is the week for you. For everyone else; not so much. Brian and Cathy’s plans to eventually put in an offer on every commercial building on the street takes another step forward when the Kabin suddenly becomes up for grabs, but how will Rita, who spends all week screaming at people, feel about this development? Elsewhere, Nick and David’s sudden misogyny is only outshone by the return of Shona’s ne’erdowell offspring, Abi will be married to Peter and sailing around the world with him before Spring has Sprung unless Tracy can do something about it, Ron from Goodnight Sweetheart is fencing stolen goods, and rather than appear in court, Liz disappears for a holiday in the sun on a cardboard plane from the 1980s. Okay, so please by all means be aware that most of the people who get in contact with us actively seem to hate Coronation Street, so if you have something positive to say, anything positive to say, you are more than encouraged to do so via email or Skype voicemail (we haven’t had one of those yet) at [email protected]. On Twitter and Facebook we’re @corriepodcast, which I’m still amazed hadn’t been snapped up before we got our mitts on it. And there’s a blog, but you’re not interested in that, but of the sake of consistency it’s thetalkofthestreetpodcast.wordpress.com.