Feelings and F-Bombs

We’re kicking things off with questionable wine, zero planning, and the realization that wedding planning is a fucking scam. In this episode of Feelings and F-Bombs, Madeline and Alexis dive into the chaos of planning a Vegas wedding on a budget, navigating unsolicited family opinions, setting boundaries, and why your wedding guest list shouldn't come with a side of guilt. Naturally, things spiral into an aggressive encounter over ONE flower, dogs with absolutely no survival instincts, husbands who fart themselves awake, postpartum sleep deprivation, and the terrifying phenomenon of children silently standing beside your bed at night. It's wedding drama, emotional growth, questionable storytelling, and completely unnecessary tangents — exactly how we like it. Thanks for hanging out with us — we love you, and we mean it. 💌✨

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We said we were going to keep this episode short, which obviously meant we immediately spiraled into breastfeeding, postpartum mom guilt, having your whole titty out with your friends, turning 30, mortality, fully developed frontal lobes, food hangovers, and all the absolutely unhinged things our early-20s selves somehow survived. We unpack the weird mix of excitement and existential dread that comes with leaving your 20s, why 30 feels both incredibly young and somehow ancient, and whether any of us ever actually feel like we’re where we’re “supposed” to be. Then we take a trip back to high school — cheerleading for popularity, thinking being mean made you cool, publicly clapping back at bullies, friendships that changed depending on who was watching, and the realization that high school was basically a tiny fucking cult. Somehow, between all the chaos, we land on one of the best parts of getting older: caring a whole lot less about being cool and a whole lot more about actually liking your life. Cheers to 30, questionable decisions, and becoming slightly more well-informed adults. 🥂💌✨

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📚 REFERENCED / MENTIONED IN THIS EPISODE

• Lactation support/resources — if you’re postpartum and feeding isn’t going the way you expected, an IBCLC or other qualified lactation professional can help you explore feeding options without judgment.

https://texaswic.org/health-partners/wic-lactation-support-centers-hotlines

https://lllusa.org/locator/

https://wicbreastfeeding.fna.usda.gov/get-support-wic

https://aeroflowbreastpumps.com/

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We’re back — well, halfway back — and this time, there’s officially a baby involved. In this episode of Feelings and F-Bombs, Madeline returns five weeks postpartum to share the full story of Dakota’s arrival, from a failed ECV and contractions she initially refused to believe were real to two final brownies, intense back labor, an unplanned C-section, and the emotional moment she finally heard her baby cry. Along the way, we talk overtired newborns, TikTok sleep advice that surprisingly worked, the very real shock of having no free time while technically “doing nothing,” Alexis’ unexpected pregnancy scare, postpartum anxiety, supportive partners, and the tiny victories of brushing your teeth before noon. It’s raw, funny, emotional, wildly overshared, and exactly what you’d expect from us. Thanks for hanging out with us — we love you, and we mean it. 💌✨

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Last Episode: Attachment Styles, Golden Showers, and What TF is in Our Food?

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TIMESTAMPS

00:00 — We’re Back… and Madeline Had a Baby

06:27 — The Book Club, Pregnancy Scares & an Ego Death

08:18 — Dakota’s Birth Story Begins

19:10 — “I’ll Eat Two More Brownies” Before Labor

26:34 — The Unplanned C-Section & Meeting Dakota

Today we debated toe sucking and golden showers, shared some allegedly hypothetical edible stories, and somehow ended up deep-diving into attachment styles and spiraling about never being in control of our health.

Just another normal episode. 🤷‍♀️

Drop your attachment style below ⬇️

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TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 Pregnancy pillow almost suffocates Roscoe 😅

03:21 What actually counts as each “base”? 👀

07:31 Golden showers: would you ever?

08:45 Hypothetical college edible stories 🌿

14:32 The Pitt and wanting to work in medicine

20:39 Attachment styles & who thrives in high-stress jobs 🧠

28:12 Why is everything bad for you?

In this episode, we’re diving into the subtle (and not-so-subtle) signs that someone may not actually like, value, or prioritize you in a relationship. From never planning dates, ignoring your boundaries, and choosing distractions over quality time, to making you feel “too much” or not enough — we’re unpacking the behaviors we wish we recognized sooner.

We’re sharing personal experiences, relationship lessons, unhealthy patterns we normalized, and the differences we noticed once we experienced healthier love. This one gets vulnerable, honest, and hopefully (or hopefully not?) relatable.

Grab your apple juice (or something stronger) and let’s talk about it.

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Referenced episode: Wet A$$ V-Day

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TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 Broccoli cut & Alexi’s no-volume hair

02:42 What has us fucked up

03:20 Pregnancy struggles & tall girl syndrome

09:21 Signs your partner’s not that into you

Dealing with loss, kiwi skin, and nuclear explosions in space?? Yeah…this episode has RANGE. We go from “what has us f*cked up” to “time isn’t real” real quick. Welcome to the emotional rollercoaster 🎢 


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Referenced book: How Not to Die



Referenced episode: Anxious Minds & Absurd Questions


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TIMESTAMPS:
00:00 Cold open & condoms

06:07 Flu while pregnant & overnight hospital visit

10:00 Alexis processes grief (Live. How fun!)

20:00 Time is a construct (deep dive)

31:00 Money, productivity & life balance


34:00 Closing thoughts & outro

POV: you came for a chill podcast… and stayed for pregnancy chaos, doomsday panic, and the most unhinged “would you rather” questions 😭🍷

We’re talking: – being pregnant has Madeline f*cked up in the best (and worst?) way – social media messing with your brain – AND a few cringe moments to consider in your Would You Rather game.

Grab your drink (real or fake, no judgment) and laugh/cringe with us… it only gets worse from here 💀

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Referenced book: The Anxious Generation

Referenced episode: Real women fart too

TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 – Intro: Grab your wine, weed, & whatever you need

3:18 – Big knockers + “What Has You F*cked Up”

11:41 – Texas Weather Panic/Snowpocalypse 2.0?

17:58 – Fearmongering, Social Media + Anxiety Talk

21:39 – Would You Rather Game (Impossible addition)

We’re kicking things off the only way we know how: zero planning, sugar-fueled chaos, and emotional growth disguised as absolute nonsense.

In this episode of Feelings & F-Bombs, Madeline and Alexis dive into life updates that start off wholesome and quickly spiral into… well, everything.

We’re talking pregnancy cravings that feel illegal, skiing disasters that humble you instantly, and a literal movie-scene engagement story that somehow includes horses, yellow snow, and near wipeouts. 💍❄️

It’s funny, reflective, mildly unhinged, and somehow still grounding.

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Welcome in, eavesdroppers. 💌✨ This one gets real—like “snuggle up with a blanket and maybe text your therapist” real.

In this episode of Feelings and F-Bombs, Madeline + Alexis start with chaos (Roscoe’s tippy-taps included), accidentally roast capitalism, and somehow land in a deeply honest conversation about body image, the scale, food guilt, and what “being healthy” even means when your brain is doing the most.

We also cover: pregnancy swelling, the sacred science of “mom butt,” scrunch-butt shorts as a push-up bra for your cheeks, and the emotional timeline of learning how to be nice to yourself… without becoming a robot who only eats protein and sadness.

TRIGGER WARNING: We discuss body image and relationship with food/eating habits. If that’s tender for you right now, you can skip around using the timestamps below. You’re not alone, and we’re really glad you’re here. 🤍

Referenced in this episode:

• The Anxious Generation: https://www.anxiousgeneration.com/book

Resources (if this episode brings stuff up):

• National Eating Disorders Association (NEDA): screening + support options: https://www.nationaleatingdisorders.org/

• ANAD (free eating disorder support groups): https://anad.org/

• If you’re in immediate danger or need urgent help: call/text 988 (US Suicide & Crisis Lifeline): https://988lifeline.org/

• or your local emergency number

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TIME STAMPS:

00:00 — Trigger Warning + What We’re Covering Today

01:13 — Monday Check-In + Rosco's Tippy-Taps

03:01 — New Year Brain: Deadlines Aren’t Real

10:12 — Pregnancy Swelling + “Mom Butt” Watch Party

17:15 — Body Image + Food Talk Deep Dive (TRIGGER WARNING)

We’re celebrating Valentine’s Day the only way we know how: zero planning, alcohol-free wine, and emotional damage served with a side of chaos. 💌🍷✨

In this episode of Feelings and F-Bombs, Madeline and Alexis get into the VERY important topics… like placebo drunkness, why sugar hits like crack now that we’re aging, and the terrifying realization that EpiPens are basically a “pause button” and not a “save button.”

Then we shift into the Valentine’s Day vibe: horror stories, bare minimum exes, and the tragic reality of dating someone who simply… does not like you.

And of course — we finish strong with our new favorite segment: WOP OR FLOP: Valentine’s Day Edition (aka: does it make you WET or does it make you want to put your panties in a LOCKBOX?)

It’s funny, reflective, wildly unhinged, and somehow still weirdly healing. Thanks for being here. We love you and we mean it. 💘

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References:

Wop or Flop segment inspired by: Call Her Daddy x Cardi B

YouTube channel mentioned: Smosh – Reddit Reads

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TIME STAMPS:

00:00 – Cupid Sent Us… Alcohol-Free Wine

08:05 – Pregnant & Placebo Drunk in Public

13:45 – Engagement Ring Confirmed (We’re Screaming)

15:58 – EpiPens Are a Scam (Apparently??)

31:20 – WOP OR FLOP: Valentine’s Day Edition