In today's episode, we talk about the crazy things people try to smuggle on Border Security TV shows, momma-birding old men and other kinks. Online "services" and how the video games you play reflect your personality!

In this episode, we discuss Greg's "serial killer" handwriting, socially awkward people, artificial flavors, foods that piss us off as well as a Christmas Dinner to remember in a new Diary of Feen!

We discuss trying to impress women, dangerous sex practices, we answer a desperate housewife's cry for help, the importance of post-nut clarity and how to survive in the social media landscape.

We discuss reach-arounds at work, suffer a rare Diary of Greg, we verbally abuse our new boss, discuss the planet's porn intake and games that destroy families and friendships.

We discuss attacking friends with a box of sh**, slinging unsolicited advice, we verbally abuse Sergio and send studio intern Maggie to the other side of the globe for the first-ever Maggie Report.

We talk relationships and dispel some myths about men and women with our new friend Crowez!

Two life-long friends talk about everything and nothing all in one podcast. We talk about world issues, personal problems, embarrassing stories and so much more.

Trust us... we aren't normal.

Two life-long friends talk about everything and nothing all in one podcast. We talk about world issues, personal problems, embarrassing stories and so much more.

Trust us... we aren't normal.

Two life-long friends talk about everything and nothing all in one podcast. We talk about world issues, personal problems, embarrassing stories and so much more.

Trust us... we aren't normal.

Two life-long friends talk about everything and nothing all in one podcast. We talk about world issues, personal problems, embarrassing stories and so much more.

Trust us... we aren't normal.