”I heard about this man, he got caught shop lifting at the grocery store, and he was at court, the judge said, sir, I understand you stole a can of beachs, how many peaches were in that can? he said 5 your honor, He said All right, I am going to give you one weekend jail for each peach, You have 5 weeks. then His wife stood up said, your hornor, may I say something? Yes what is it?she said, he stole a can of peas too,"