"My da’s not feckin’ Count Dracula!"

In this episode of Fictional Hangover, Amanda and Claire talk about all sexy times all the sexy time, Hilary Clinton and ball sacs in their discussion of VAMPS: Fresh Blood by Nicole Arend.

"It's bad form to be dressed as a burglar on the night of anyone's murder, much less that of someone you hate."

In this episode of Fictional Hangover, Amanda and Claire talk about immediate murder, death threats in comic sans, and dealing with a coked up tween with hormones in their discussion of A Study In Charlotte by Brittany Cavallero.

"Not every story has a happy ending, but most do if you are brave enough to keep reading to the end."

In this episode of Fictional Hangover, Amanda and Claire talk about magic and tomfoolery, a blanket fort war with blackberry preserves and magical underpants, cuss words, and the Macarena in their discussion of Mysteries of Thorn Manor by Margaret Rogerson, featuring Superfan Brie who joins in after the summary.

“Beautiful day for a double homicide, isn't it, my man?!"

In this episode of Fictional Hangover, Amanda and Claire talk about immediate murder, the creepy fucking cabin in the woods, luring monsters into the closet with candy, and running off to get ice cream, as one does, in their discussion of The October Faction Volume One by Steve Niles and Damien Worm.

“Hey, being different really isn't as bad as you think."

In this episode of Fictional Hangover, Amanda and Claire talk about how demons are misunderstood and fairies are jerks, how they would reform school lessons, and their theories about mysterious figures in various hats in their discussion of Meesh the Bad Demon by Michelle Lam.

In this LIVE episode of Fictional Hangover, Amanda and Claire, in the same room at the same time for the first time ever, talk about the short story Vampires Never Say Die by Zoraida Córdova and Natalie C. Parker.

"A little bit of fakery does so much.”

In this episode of Fictional Hangover, Amanda and Claire take a virtual trip to London and talk about poor decisions, solving the Jack the Ripper murders and being excessively British with intense Americanisms in their discussion of Nine Liars by Maureen Johnson... it sounds like murder.

"FEAR NO DEERE"

In this episode of Fictional Hangover, Amanda and Claire talk about haunted house cosplay, how internet best friends are better than selfish backstabbing idiots, Class Q for cutie and class S for softie, and provable bullshit in their discussion of Teen Killers in Love by Lily Sparks, featuring the author for Would You Rather.

In this bonus episode of Fictional Hangover, Amanda, Claire and author Lily Sparks talk about manifesting a wig room, creepy guy conversations, killing a sister and stealing her shoes, and snapping a rubber band.

"Nothing says 'let's be pals' quite like a joint exorcism."

In this episode of Fictional Hangover, Amanda and Claire talk about how this book is so precious, being broken by background garlic, illustrations being a matter of perspective, and their favorite, found family in their discussion of Unfamiliar by Haley Newsome.