Fictional Hangover

"It's very rude to keep a woman bound for any more than two or three or seven generations."

In this episode of Fictional Hangover, Amanda and Claire talk about pantsless cheese threatening situations, sexy spelunking, time-space fuckery, and the proper way to make tea in their discussion of Blue Lily, Lily Blue by Maggie Stiefvater.

“This is what happens when you try to fight an eight-foot-tall mythical beast.”

In this episode of Fictional Hangover, Amanda and Claire talk about their socks, fiery vaginas, wistful ennui, and respecting body autonomy, in their discussion of Patricia Wants to Cuddle by Samantha Allen.

“I was just saying that Charlie’s crush on you was really extreme... It was, like, Twilight levels of pining.”

In this episode of Fictional Hangover, Amanda, Claire and Superfan Drew talk about shady alcohol deals in the alcove next to the vending machine, being made of 80% fanfiction and 40% Twilight, Jared Leto’s Joker origin story (a stale croissant dipped in cheap vodka), “You're like my own personal brand of croissant” and shitbags everywhere in their discussion of Heartstopper Volume 3 by Alice Oseman.

"It's twilight," Edward murmured.

In this episode of Fictional Hangover, Amanda and Claire talk about a smokin' hot open sleeveless button down shirt, being a victim of weather stereotyping, and how much they like-like this book in their discussion of Twilight by Stephenie Meyer.

"…dream me the world. Something new for every night."

In this episode of Fictional Hangover, Amanda and Claire talk about a Mitsubishi, Catholic shouting, a Mitsubishi, indulging in tiny sandwiches and magic pie, a Mitsubishi, double-dipping with your double-edged spoon, and a Mitsubishi in their discussion of The Dream Thieves by Maggie Stiefvater.

"Try to not die, if it can be helped."

In this episode of Fictional Hangover, Amanda and Claire talk about a garbage shark murder, how monsters are heroes, too, slapping a panda, making out with a mirror maze, hors d'oeuvres of guilt before the main course of guilt followed by a kebab of guilt in their discussion of Good Girls Die First by Kathryn Foxfield featuring the author for their game of Would You Rather.

In this bonus episode of Fictional Hangover, Amanda and Claire with special guest author Kathryn Foxfield talk about sniffing a panda, not séancing where you shit, and trapping teens, murdering them then having some cheese.

"Ha ha ha. Why are we like this?"

In this episode of Fictional Hangover, Amanda and Claire talk about choosing tea, choosing violence, being Excessively British, sassing the Excessively British, and asking, what ya doing, mate? in their discussion of Heartstopper Volume 2 by Alice Oseman, featuring Superfan Drew for WYR.

"You're a literary fang banger."

In this episode of Fictional Hangover, Amanda and Claire talk about fairy-blooming tomatoes, being disheartened, convoluted and actually dead, and saying goodbye to Sookie in their discussion of Dead Ever After by Charlaine Harris.

“Enola, you will manage very well on your own.”