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Time to meet the family -- because things are about to get Sirius. Gather your extendable ears, snag a bag of puking pastilles, and join Adrienne and Annamarie for their first episode on "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix," covering chapters 1-11. Dive into Harry's new teenage angst as he grapples with isolation and frustration, meet the enigmatic Order of the Phoenix at the mysterious Grimmauld Place, and give your take on the heated debate between Molly and Sirius over Harry's right to know. Witness Dumbledore serve both looks and justice at Harry's trial and experience the uncanny atmosphere of returning to the Hogwarts Express this year, as the wizarding world grows darker and more complex.

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

05:06 Initial Thoughts

09:26 Enter Harry's Angst

16:06 Beware: Old Lady With Cat Treats

19:10 The Barrier Breaks: Remember My Last!

23:45 The GC Is Going Off

29:28 Real Moody v Fake Moody

32:20 Tonks: Your New Bestie

33:56 Daddy DADA? (Unfiltered Thoughts)

35:15 The Package Is Being Transferred

38:09 Love What You've Done With The (Grim Old) Place

40:16 REUNITED and it doesn't feel so good

48:55 Sleuthing Info

50:19 Pompous Percy

52:24 The Order of the Phoenix

52:24 The Pettiest Mother This Side of London

53:00 Dinner at Grimmauld Place

55:06 Molly v. Sirius

01:03:54 A Lil Status Update

01:06:52 The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black

01:12:59 The Ministry of Magic

01:19:11 You Can't Handle The Truth!

01:26:24 Good Job! You Did....It.

01:37:28 Luna Lovegood

01:40:10 Do It For The Plot

01:41:11 Sirius Black - The 6th One Direction Member?

01:43:10 Weird Is The New Cool

01:45:53 The Actual 6th One Direction Member ?

01:48:04 The First Hem Hem

01:50:05 Another Yo Mama Off

01:51:33 Final Thoughts

01:54:14 Character Awards

01:58:51 Lightning Bolt Moments

02:01:25 Muggle Wishes

02:02:53 Wand (Mic) Drop

02:05:26 Side Quests

02:08:50 Outro

Quick! Ready your quick quote quills and join Adrienne, Annamarie, and their magical guests, Josh and Eve, for a spell-binding wrap-up of “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire”! Tune in as they dive into the tangled web of the Crouch family,  discuss the Triwizard champs, and explore the new faces that add a dash of whimsy, mystery, and magic to the story. And don't miss out on the enchanting Swift Corner!

A great big thank you to our wonderful wizarding guests and friends, Josh and Eve, for joining! 

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

02:21 The Crouches: Yikes

14:16 Ludo Bagman: Celebrity Privilege

16:39 Igor Karkaroff: Ew.

19:14 Madame Maxime: Big Boned?!

22:43 Rita Skeeter: The OG Rage Baiter

29:43 Fleur Delacour: Not Really A Mean Girl

33:07 Victor Krum aka Troy Bolton

38:59 Cedric Diggory: RIP

42:10 Hagrid: Embrace Your Unique Self

46:07 Sirius Needs A Shower

48:19 Dumbledore: Unbothered Diva With The Aura

51:19 Cornelius Fudge: Just Another Politician

52:54 Swift Corner

01:08:40 Thank You To Josh and Eve

01:10:10 Outro

Get ready for a magical ride as hosts Adrienne and Annamarie, along with their special wizarding pals Josh and Eve, dive into the epic finale of "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire"! 🎉 From the intense trials hidden within Dumbledore’s mind to the unforgettable third task, between Harry and Cedric’s final decision in the Triwizard Tournament and the shocking halt of Cedric's fate, this episode is packed with thrills, chills, and plot twists! As Voldemort makes his spine-tingling return, join us for a spellbinding chat that marks the beginning of the end. Don't miss out on the wizarding fun!

Thanks again to our wonderful guests Eve and Josh for joining us!

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00:00 Intro

04:04 Guest Intro: Josh and Eve

12:16 Initial Thoughts

16:59 Do We Vibe With Divination?

25:16 Karkaroff's Trial: I'm Only Here For The Shirts

29:05 Bagman's Trial: How Was I Supposed To Know?!

33:08 Barty Crouch Jr: A Tragedy?

42:12 The Third Task

43:55 Neville's Story

49:42 Back To The Task

53:51 Harry and Cedric

59:58 We Lost A Real One 

01:05:33 Wormtail Stirring The Cauldron

01:08:31 Voldy Needs A Monologue

01:12:18 The Death Eaters

01:16:41 The Ghosts of Murders Past

01:23:30 Barty Crouch Jr: A Mastermind (Unfortunately)

01:30:23 Fudge About To Fudge Up

01:36:50 The Beginning

01:41:36 Fleur Is Intrigued

01:42:38 Hermione Casually Putting People In Jars

01:45:26 Final Thoughts and Star Ratings

01:48:56 Character Awards

01:57:16 Lightning Bolt Moments

02:00:18 Muggle Wishes

02:01:47 Wand (Mic) Drop

02:05:29 Outro

Cheer on your favorite champ at the Triwizard Tournament, don your finest Yule Ball fits, grab the latest issue of Witches Weekly and join Adrienne and Annamarie as they unravel the magical mayhem and teenage drama of "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire," Chapters 20 through 28! From Dobby's charming (and fashionable) comeback, to the first and second heart-pounding Triwizard Tournament tasks, and the enchanting drama of the Yule Ball, this episode is a rollercoaster of thrill and excitement, filled with inspiring activism and heartfelt acceptance, relationship dynamics and as always, whimsical wizarding wonders -- specifically the most extravagant Christmas at Hogwarts yet. Discover the sparks flying between Viktor Krum and Hermione, get the dish on Rita Skeeter's scandalous scoops, and finally, delve into the mysterious machinations of Barty Crouch before our hosts embark on the homestretch — we saved you the best seats!

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

02:51 Initial Thoughts

04:02 Being Noble

04:49 Dumbledore: Go Swim Child

06:25 Training Montage (H Squared Version)

09:01 The First Task

10:45 Harry's Fangirls: Wood and Bagman

13:34 A Reconciliation

15:28 What The HELF?!

17:45 Keeping Up With Dobby and Winky

22:11 Dumbledore Giving Second Chances

23:34 A Free Elf Is A Bad Elf!

25:53 There are GIRLS at Hogwarts?!

29:46 Annamarie Taking Ron Down

32:00 The CHOsen One

34:39 Wizarding World Entertainment

36:03 The Yule "Teenage Drama Fest" Ball

43:06 You Know How To Ball, I Know Aristotle

46:20 At The Champions Table

49:25 Ron and Hermione Fight (Again) - The Audacity

52:27 Rendezvous In The Bushes

56:43 Rita Skeeter's Scoop

01:00:44 The Outcasts

01:02:09 Bagman's Business

01:03:35 I Am Who I Am

01:06:35 The Egg and The Eye

01:11:38 The Second Task

01:19:40 Krum's Little Crushy Crush

01:25:25 The Barty Crouch Lore

01:31:58 Hermione gets CANCELLED!

01:35:42 Harry Sets The Record Straight

01:38:13 The True Madness of Barty Crouch

01:40:54 Final Thoughts

01:44:56 Character Awards

01:50:46 Lightning Bolt Moments

01:52:29 Muggle Wishes

01:53:52 Mic (Wand) Drop

01:57:42 Wizards of Baking Recap ~ Spoilers!

02:15:12 Side Quests

02:19:10 Outro

Prepare your finest (and frilliest) dress robes and join Adrienne and Annamarie as they conjure up some magical mischief with their special guest, Laura, and cover Chapters 11-19 of “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire”! News of the Triwizard Tournament is officially announced and spread throughout the Wizarding World and Hogwarts, where Mad Eye Moody's got his eye on you, and the Goblet of Fire is full of surprises. Brace yourself for a "yo momma-off" showdown and a crash course in the Unforgivable Curses. With Beauxbatons and Durmstrangs in the mix, the three -- I mean, four -- champions are chosen while Ron's green with envy and Rita Skeeter's got her quill at the ready. And just when you think it can't get any more chaotic, Annamarie swoops in and decides to stirs the pot. So sit back, relax, and tune in for a spellbinding adventure!

Thanks again to our lovely guest Laura, for joining us!

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

01:53 Guest Intro: Laura

05:56 Mad Eye Moody 

07:49 Hidden Wizard Schools

09:22 Malfoy Meanie

10:24 ANOTHER Creevey!

12:01 Hermione - Elf Activist

13:42 A Troll, A Hag, A Leprechaun

14:39 The Triwizard Tournament

18:06 Not A Sports Girl

19:04 Coincidence or Not?

20:59 Back To School

21:43 The Planet Uranus

23:40 YO MOMMA-OFF

25:22 The Ferret

27:09 DADA Teachers

27:43 The Unforgivable Curses

35:31 Harry's Hyper Independence

37:21 Imperio For You! And You! And You!

40:00 Harry Fights Off The Imperius Curse

43:30 Beauxbatons and Durmstrang

50:30 Inter House and School Rivalry

53:48 The Goblet of Fire Chooses!

55:22 The Four Champions

01:02:35 Ron's Jealousy and Hermione's Loyalty

01:08:04 Harry's Frustration 

01:11:32 Grow Up Snape

01:12:28 The Weighing of the Wands

01:16:17 Rita Skeeter - The Role of Media

01:23:15 S.P.E.W.

01:28:52 DRAGONS!

01:32:14 Mrs. Weasley Needs To Verify

01:34:42 Harry and Sirius Fire Facetime

01:36:05 Mad Eye's Eye and Invisiblity

01:37:33 Final Thoughts

01:38:03 OKAY ANNAMARIE STIRRING THE POT

01:40:44 Back To Our Regularly Scheduled Programming

01:42:16 Character Awards

01:49:53 Lightning Bolt Moments

01:52:33 Muggle Wishes

01:54:23 Wand (Mic) Drop

01:58:01 Side Quests

02:02:28 Thank You Laura

02:05:49 Outro

Join Adrienne and Annamarie as they dive into the magical mayhem of the first 10 chapters of "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire"! From the eerie whispers at the Riddle House to the Weasleys' delightful chaos, this episode is packed with wizarding wonders — setting the stage for the thrilling and seemingly ominous adventures that lie ahead. Feel the thrill of the Quidditch World Cup and the chilling moment when the Dark Mark is cast. #houseelvesmatter. Grab your wands, broomsticks, ominoculars, and let's unravel the magic together! 🧹✨

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

02:43 Initial Thoughts

04:10 FS x True Crime: The Riddle House Murder

08:33 Voldemort and Wormtail

14:11 Scars Hurting? No Biggie

18:20 The Dursleys

22:42 Hedwig v Pig

24:26 My Godfather Will Hear About This

26:20 Dudley Gets Treats

34:13 Bill and Charlie (And Lucien?)

39:06 Weasleys Wizard Wheezes

42:33 Percy

44:51 Corporate (Wizard's Version) and Sports

50:14 Magical Transportation

52:42 Quidditch World Cup Logistics

55:34 The Diggories

57:56 Muggles and Wizards Co-Existing

01:04:11 Witches and Wizards From All Around

01:11:45 Ludo Bagman and Barty Crouch

01:17:15 The Quidditch World Cup

01:26:17 The Dark Mark

01:34:51 Sensationalist Journalism

01:37:46 Post World Cup

01:40:20 Final Thoughts

01:41:57 Character Awards

01:46:55 Lightning Bolt Momments

01:50:05 Muggle Wishes

01:52:45 Wand (Mic) Drop

01:54:51 Side Quests

01:58:41 Outro

Grab your wands and join Adrienne and Annamarie for the tail-end of their adventures in “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban” as they navigate the chaos of final exams at Hogwarts, where Crookshanks is seemingly up to mischief and Sirius Black's midnight appearance sends shockwaves. Discover the hidden truths and histories behind the Marauders' map, glimpse the chill of the Dementor's kiss, and witness the power of Harry's Patronus. With Hermione's time-turner spinning through time, this episode promises a thrilling adventure of magic and mystery — culminating the final chapters of the third installment of the HP series! Tune in for an unforgettable journey! 🧙‍♂️✨

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

02:26 Initial Thoughts

04:18 Hermione's Having a Monday

13:44 The Quidditch Final

19:58 Lupin, Trelawney, Hagrid

23:12 Harry and Hermione's Deepest Fears

27:26 The Second Prophecy

30:37 The Execution

34:15 Cat, Rat, and Dog

44:15 The Marauders

50:35 Snape Has Joined The Island

55:08 Detective Crookshanks

59:34 Wormy!

01:00:45 Humanity and Innocence

01:04:48 CONFESS!

01:09:08 Almost Kisses

01:14:42 Rewind and Remix

01:23:21 Only You Can Save Yourself

01:29:41 Snape, Gaslighted

01:30:46 DADA Teacher Out....Again

01:32:02 Dumbledore's Wisdom Wednesday

01:34:08 Siriusly Cool Godfather

01:37:05 Closing Thoughts

01:41:56 Ratings

01:44:24 Character Awards

01:50:58 Lightning Bolt Moments

01:53:02 Muggle Wishes

01:55:05 Wand (Mic) Drop

01:57:09 Swift Corner

02:05:45 Side Quests

02:09:12 Wizards of Baking S2 Ep1

02:16:19 Outro

In this magical episode, the stakes are high as Quidditch season kicks off, but not without a hitch—Ron and Hermione's epic spat over Crookshanks and Scabbers adds fuel to the fire. Meanwhile, Sirius Black's shadow looms large, and Harry's mastery of the Patronus Charm becomes crucial. Amidst the chaos, friendships are tested, secrets are unveiled, and the Gryffindor team aims for glory with the help of Harry's new state-of-the-art Firebolt! Will they catch the snitch or be caught in the drama? Sit down, crack open a cold (preferably frozen) butterbeer, and accompany Adrienne and Annamarie as they indulge in latest Hogwarts tea sesh whilst also dishing some of their own hot takes and secrets - such as revealing their Patronus charms and more!

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

03:07 Get Your Head In The Game

10:35 The Real Pets of Hogwarts

16:24 Hogsmeade FOMO

22:20 Sirius Break In

26:14 Calm Down Oliver!

28:59 DADA with Snape

32:37 The Grim Defeat

40:04 Therapy Session with Lupin

46:36 The Marauders Map

52:06 Piping Hot Tea Sesh At The Three Broomsticks

01:04:13 Hagrid and Buckbeak

01:07:15 Christmas, The Firebolt, and Derek

01:16:04 The Patronus

01:26:42 A Fate Worse Than Death

01:29:34 Ron and Hermione Fight (Again)

01:33:48 Gryffindor v Ravenclaw

01:40:40 Sirius Breaks In (V2)

01:42:54 Hagrid Being An Adult

01:45:11 Careless & Caught!

01:52:15 Character Awards

01:58:37 Muggle Wishes

01:59:55 Wand (Mic) Drop

02:01:29 Side Quests

02:06:32 Outro

BREAKING NEWS: Adrienne and Annamarie escape from a two week hiatus to bring you Chapters 1-7 of 'Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban'! Back for Harry's third year at Hogwarts, your favorite bookish besties delve into Wizarding World where the air has shifted... and an infamous murderer is on the loose! From late Knight drives to day trips to Diagon Alley and our gang's first weeks back at school, listen as our hosts dive into the rare glimpse of the day to day life of a student at Hogwarts -- bewitched by the whimsy, the magic, and teenage angst of it all.

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

02:43 Overall Thoughts

05:44 Harry's Birthday Gifts

19:09 Aunt Marge Goes Poof

25:50 The Knight Bus Zooms

31:27 Wanted: Sirius Black

36:31 A Day In The Life: At Diagon Alley

45:09 Reunited with Hermione and The Weasleys

46:35 A New Diva Joins The House: Crookshanks

51:20 Sirius Black: Its Serious

56:41 Tea Sesh On The Hogwarts Express

01:05:22 Dementors: Its (Actually) Serious

01:14:16 Home At Last

01:18:30 Divination: Hogwash or Divine?

01:28:13 Care of Magical Creatures: Shut Up Malfoy

01:35:23 Potions: Nevile Faces His Fears

01:38:50 Defense Against the Dark Arts: Neville Conquers His Fears

01:44:42 What's Your Boggart?

01:47:19 Final Thoughts

01:48:12 Character Awards

01:53:33 Lightning Bolt Moments

01:54:47 Muggle Wishes

01:56:38 Wand (Mic) Drop

01:58:08 Side Quests

02:03:47 Outro

Enemies of the Heir Beware... THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS HAS BEEN OPENED! Follow Adrienne and Annamarie as they dodge rogue bludgers, perfect the Polyjuice potion, save petrified homies, and react to the unveiling of the secrets that lie within Hogwarts Halls the latter chapters of 'Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets'!

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

02:49 The Rogue Bludger

09:08 Dobby Returns

14:44 The Dueling Club

20:23 Parseltongue

24:53 The Polyjuice Potion

36:18 Diaries and Valentines

46:49 A Blast From The Past

51:28 Hermione, Petrified

01:00:49 Aragog

01:05:43 The Chamber of Secrets

01:13:18 The Truth About Lockhart

01:18:09 The Heir of Slytherin and Invisible Strangers

01:24:48 Love vs. Dark Magic

01:27:31 The Founders and Hogwarts Fight Back

01:37:27 Dobby Is A Free Elf

01:40:34 Final Thoughts and Rating

01:43:49 Character Awards

01:47:57 Lightning Bolt Moments

01:49:18 Muggle Wishes

01:51:00 Wand (Mic) Drop

01:53:06 Swift Corner

02:02:24 Side Quests

02:08:00 Outro