Howdy damn doody!

This weeks episode features more of my coveted rhyming abilities to start with and fun facts about mustache rides(?) Also also, dO yOu ReMeMbEr the FROG!!??? Backyardigans? Thick of it??? Just know if you got ass to put on the sink, then you got OPTIONS hunny!! Neva 4get. Kinda like 9/11. 

Hey there you lovely peoples!! (my attempt at buttering you up) Dandy here to say I am NOT a hater!!! No hate no shade only criticisms lol. There is a difference!

Things to consider:  pRiDe MoNtH! Are memes ever dead? Are fans a part of the team?? What even is fluidity? Being watched is a perk of the new millennium! Have you attempted to become Captiain Planet with your collection of adopted children??

Hiya friends!

Hope you've had a wonderful week and lucky for you it just got better with our newest problematic rants! Have you ever wondered why Japan doesn't use green(allegedly)? Have you ever thought of how movie commercials suck? Have you ever considered who I smoke????!

In any case, we are on our Tim Allen shit and we want free sponsorships. Also Steve Harvey with some spaghetti. Beware of the asshole man. 

That is all. 

Hiya folks!

This week your earholes will be subject to the pleasuring sound of my voice randomly going through puberty. In addition to that, we have the discussion of original vs clones, fake meats vs sanity, making adult decisions vs f*cking up!?!?

Its quite riveting, actually.

Also, what is the maximum amount of appendages you think one could have?

Let us know in the comments after you like share and subscribe and pledge allegiance. 

Hiya pals here is thee 2nd installment to season 6 b!tch! 

Have you ever heard of a Chinese "Howdy" ?

Do ya'll like biscuits and chickens? Also, who you think wins in a VS The Impaler, or Alex Jones?? Is it possible that Biden just might have saved the blacks?(ik we touched on this last week but it was brought up again for your entertainment and information thank you very much)

Real trap shit but fake cash money... who's heard of it??? Who's heard of Bill Gates in footies??

Just make sure to share your titty milk(please) and circle alt delete your racism.

Thank. 

Annnnnd Howdy! 

Its official we are biggity back with szn six of your favorite fiendish banter! It's been a nice, long interesting break and we hope you have prepared your bodies. Speaking of being prepared, are you ever prepared to find a snek in your bathroom?  Have you ever literally forgotten what you were saying while you were saying it? Do you wanna lick my ass? Have you seen Monster hunter? Don't. Have you seen Mortal Kombat? Don't...you dare not watch it! Mark Wahlburg. Suicide Squad Still Sucks #SSSS.

That is all.

Well hi there friends and fiends! 

Its that time again to listen to us rant and I know you're excited :)

Sport vs Game, Split vs Foot, Kevin Samuels vs Assholes...its all here! 

It has definitely been a minute but we r back baby so please enjoy this *soft* open into season six with tha fiends :D

Well Folx!

Here tit tis! Last Episode of this very special season! The Hammiest Ham of Hamtown estates has joined us once again for discussions in debauchery, and what a lovely time indeed- also also, we have special guest Alex from way back in season 2? 3? here again to join in on all the fiend fun! Please ask yourself, does black character = "black story" ? Do you take charge of your life? Do you text with kids? Do you believe in black white Batman?? Either way somebody going to jail or hell but I hope you at least bust a black history nut for the one time.

Thanks for listening and until next time, take care, brush ALLL da hairs, and wear the cleanest, tightest of underwears!

Kluvubye!!!

Hi Hello friends, fiends, allllll dem people in between!

So very sorry for the delay here is the much awaited next episode to the fiend saga season finale pt 1 aka "what we're not gonna do pt. 2"!  Do you have Grande hands? Do you wear cowboy boots? Have you tried not being poor? Did you know Mrs. Pacman has beef curtains? Probably not but also maybe yes? Anywhos have a good listen here to these words we say and also also, there was like a whole 40 minutes that had to be cut cause they was just tooo spicy lol but nevermind that put your mind on this nut blunt!

Kluvubyeeeee      

Literal Toilet humor at its finest!

Its a wild ride tonight as we navigate through the proper etiquette and circumstances in which to waffle stomp!(gag) Additional to that please keep in mind everything needs to be clockwise dammit dont argue with me on this!! Also stop questioning my vegetable intake and I wont question Black Mitch's refusal to eat long noodles!! Jean jackets are FOCKIN LYFE M8; however jean shorts(men's) are TRASH!! Again, DO NOT ARGUE WITH ME. Anyways hope you enjoy the shit show :)