Fight Me!

Hey. We release on Fridays now. Surprise. 

Welcome to Season 2 Episode 1 of Fight Me, it's exactly like season 1, except this time with worse internet connection. In this episode we fight about the usefulness of ASMR videos, special guest Katie Noble challenges us to a fight about learning a second language, and our hypothetical deathmatch features a clown and a mime in the most nightmarish possible birthday party scenario. But on the plus side, Rob is struck with inspiration for what is sure to be a hit new youtube series.

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Big things in store for our 10th episode! First Beau and Rob fight about what makes a super hero super, then things get serious with special guest Michelle and a debate about separating the art from the artist, finally we conclude with a hypothetical deathmatch so epic, it needed it's own score. We're 10 episodes deep y'all, this is when shit gets real. 

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In episode 9 it's raining cats and dogs! And by "raining" I mean "arguing about". Then special guest Miguel get's us talking about cultural appropriation/appreciation/representation in one of our more thoughtful guest segments. Finally we close things out with a perfectly reasonable fight to the death between 2 of our nations most important historical figures- The Ancient One vs The Town Destroyer.

We were pretty tired when we recorded this one. Shit gets weird.  

Episode eight hits all the right spots. 

In the host fight Rob presents a formal thesis in defense of Nickelback, and they invent the only natural evolution of the rick roll- the Nick-Kroll. Then special guest Casey Shuler addresses all sorts of issues with an extended analogy about carrot cake. Or maybe she was just talking about actual cake, it's hard to tell. Finally two half man, half beasts square off in this weeks hypothetical deathmatch- Centaur v Minotaur.

WHAT'S IN THE BOX?! get it? cause this is episode Seven. 

This episode is full of jokes of equal (or greater) quality. And almost zero disembodied heads. 

We tackle another hot button issue, finally getting to the bottom of pineapple pizza. Then special guest Patrick Garr joins us for a truly legendary guest fight, and finally we have the softest, kindest, and arguably most upsetting hypothetical deathmatch to date- Paddington v Pooh: Battle of the Bears. 

Let's get weird. 

We've now officially referenced a Sprouse in 2 out of 6 Episodes. Let's try to maintain a perfect 33.333% Sprouse rate. 

This week Rob leads Beau on a mental Bigfoot hunt, Micala Stone stops by the studio because she's mad about a plot point from a 1994 sitcom, roaches take on fire ants in a full scale insect war, and we push really hard to get Beau's cousin a dog. 

NOTHING IS REAL EVERYTHING IS SANDWICH. 

Also special guest Alexis Slocum educates us on Disney culture, and our childhood dreams come true in the form of a giant robot battle. 

Also also, the National Hotdog and Sausage Council is a thing that exists. 

Episode 4 y'all! Keeping our promise of new episodes every Thursday forever, bet ya thought we wouldn't deliver huh? Proved you wrong again. 
Seriously though, we almost didn't land this one, we were betrayed by technology, but saved in the nick of time by our guest and savior Tori "WorldWideBlonde" Smith! Topics this week include the eternal rivalry of film vs theatre, Zoos: Are They Chill?, and a star-studded death match guaranteed to make us best friends with at least one celebrity. Settle in folks, shits about to get hypthetical. 

This one's for Harapan. 

Three is the magic number! When the Rob is the seventh house, and Jupiter aligns with Beau, then zodiac will guide the debate, and love will steer the stars. Then guest Tennessee will bring us the dawning of the age of gentrification, and two wizards will fight to the death for the honor of their fandoms. 

P.S. apparently we have Thomas Jefferson to thank for mac and cheese?

Episode two, we've come so far. This time around, Rob rambles about the fourth dimension, and Beau won't let him play with alternate timelines. Guest Michaela sheds some light on the Miss/Mr/Mrs/Captain America Pageant, and they wrap things up with a rumble down under. Sorry about the bad Australian voice.