If you steal my bucket or shoot my pig you better believe the army is getting involved.
Sources:
https://www.warhistoryonline.com/instant-articles/bloodiest-medieval-war-fought-bucket.html (https://www.warhistoryonline.com/instant-articles/bloodiest-medieval-war-fought-bucket.html)
https://militaryhistorynow.com/2012/06/26/beyond-the-pail-the-unbelievable-war-for-the-oaken-bucket/ (https://militaryhistorynow.com/2012/06/26/beyond-the-pail-the-unbelievable-war-for-the-oaken-bucket/)
http://www.thathistorynerd.com/2017/03/the-war-of-oaken-bucket.html (http://www.thathistorynerd.com/2017/03/the-war-of-oaken-bucket.html)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig_War_(1859) (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig_War_(1859))
https://www.cracked.com/article_17123_the-5-most-retarded-wars-ever-fought.html (https://www.cracked.com/article_17123_the-5-most-retarded-wars-ever-fought.html)