Figure(d) It Out

On the first day of Christmas, Em & Tash gave to me a playlist of music for me.

Our recommendations for figuring out DC: watch National Treasure before coming out, have friends who will smuggle you into the Capitol without asking questions, and make sure your Uber has enough leg space

This episode includes hot takes on daylight savings, the importance of registering to vote, and a quick lecture on the dangers of social media.

Also, should Emma shoot her shot on Instagram??

Welcome to basically every phone conversation between Emma and Natasha, where we discuss whether or not we should be having kids right now and if we’re holding each other back from adulthood.

Three things to know: reels are the mature but subpar version of tik tok; Squid Games may have a good storyline, but we don't know; Emma is now the Marvel expert and Natasha is now the bachelorette super-fan. Also, this episode is similar to Dune because it's way too long. 

Finding a place to live is kind of like finding someone to date--know what your non-negotiables are before you get too attached. Also, pro-tip: don’t try to coordinate buying a couch off of FB marketplace for your roommates from another state.

In the past 44 days, Emma and Natasha have been apart for 42 of them and honestly, this episode was mainly recorded to reassure us that we'll make it through to December. 

PSA: Bachelorette comes out tonight!

We thought this was going to be the most basic, white girl episode ever. But instead it was the most basic Em & Tash episode ever. Tune into learn if cockroaches can fly, whether avocados belong in soup, and why we really should stick to more of a script. 

Now presenting Em & Tash's 5 Tips to Make Friends!

**Disclaimer** This podcast cannot guarantee automatic friendship and has not been properly or scientifically tested. 

Our best advice for starting a new job: don’t throw out your social security card, ask a lot of questions, and don’t be afraid to leave early.