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VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/VwaqV4t-bao

HARK!!! Ye merry sailors, sailettes, and theylors. We saw The Lighthouse and had a proper rollick. Why the FUCK did people in the past talk like that. If I lived in the past, I would simply talk normal, and not like an idiot.

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[[ cw: literally this whole shit is about the debilitating effects of poverty and nobody can blame u if u don't wanna hear that shit right now ]]

VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/0SSPnhEaZaY

What's our one word review of Parasite? Yes. What's our two word review of Parasite? Yes It'sareallygoodmovie. What's our 1 hour 36 minute conversational kneejerk reactions to the 2019 Palme D'Or winning breakout hit Parasite directed by Bong Joon-Ho? Scroll up, pal. The show's up there. Don't make me say it twice.

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[[ cw: yes we talk about John Lasseter ]]

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VIDEO VERSION: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSv4scZJIRw

Our Small Soldiers special! We don't know who these movies were for but they weren't for us! With all due respect to Aubrey Plaza and Brian Tyree Henry.

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[[cw: discussions about pedophilia, classism, racism, poverty, disability, suicide, police violence, mass shootings, mass murder, several real life violent events....... having a normal one over here in America ]]

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VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/rzssefbKSQQ

We sat down to talk about a film that portrayed a really heartfelt dialogue about class solidarity, access to healthcare resources, protest, and family. Oh, yeah, and we also watched Joker, I fuckin guess.

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[[cw: discussions of family trauma, mental illness, pedophilia, nazism ]]

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VIDEO VERSION: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZT_UhoO_mE

Jae and Barroo had the privilege to check out the extended Director's Cut of Midsommar. How was it? How does it compare to the theatrical cut? Just how many more frames of a caved in skull are there? All these questions and more answered on this episode of Film Critters Processes!

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[[cw: discussions of homophobic violence, racism, classism, violence against children]]

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VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/_4eIngIIJ94

We simply MUST address the clown. In this episode, we tackle the Stranger-Things-ification of big media and how that affects your neighbor's favorite million dollar intellectual property! How does a new interpretation of an old not-so-classic stand up? Find out! Here! Now!

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VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/ViuO6qRp7Go

We went mildly off-brand to discuss something very important to us: cartoons! Join us as we take you back to the far-flung era of 90 and reminisce on getting older family members to buy you comics by "the Invader Zim guy" sight unseen.

TIMECODES

Rocko's Modern Life: Static Cling 1:25

Invader Zim: Enter The Florpus 17:07

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VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/jqom6yiC_kA

We watched universally likable family dramedy The Farewell and middling Del Toro side project Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark. "Tune in" to figure out what the hell (fuck? can you say fuck in PG13 movies?) we thought!

The Farewell: 0:49

Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark: 19:27

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[[ cw: trauma, dead parents, racism, ableism, violence, sexual violence, suicide, literally the whole entire 9 yards of rough shit ]]

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VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/NH_h8yKvv4A

From the far-flung mountains of Hårga, Ari Aster brings us a fanciful storybook fable about....codependency, coping mechanisms, and how you should probably look into CBT (the brain one not the sex one). Join us as we traipse this beautiful landscape and witness classical tales woven of heterosexuality and y'know maybe you should stop reading this and work on your fucking thesis, Chris.

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VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/KZXKAaBgpr0

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This week on our (usually) Patreon-exclusive throwback film review series Film Critters Throws It Back, we were joined by comics luminary Cate Wurtz to talk shop on the lasting influence and filmmaking quality of found footage cult hit The Blair Witch Project. Is it, as they say in the biz, good actually? #FuckTheRazzies

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