Film Critters Processes

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Sometimes, the movies are all about having fun, and what's more fun than a road-tripping video game protag buddy cop jaunt and a coke-snorting clown breakup comedy? Can you truly say you have had more fun in your life than Jim Carrey wildly gesticulating obsessiveness over a mythical blue hedgehog? Have you fulfilled yourself as wholly and completely as Mary Elizabeth Winstead revenge-stabbing a mobster in a tube slide?

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Star Wars! Chewbacca, right? Lando, haha hell yeah Lando! Ok enough. ENOUGH. Now we must talk about the Rum Tum Tugger. I implore you to consider the Magical Mister Mistoffelees. It is absolutely imperative that you take some time in your day to spare a thought for Skimbleshanks, the Railway Cat.

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1 star. Who even thought of this movie. What a waste of my freakin time. I brought my children Tadler and Breerbford to see it and they did not laugh ONCE. Adam Sandler has really fallen off since Jack & Jill.

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After eating that movie theater popcorn checking out those blockbuster hits, why don't you stop in with your microwave popcorn to listen to us chat about Doctor Sleep and Charlie's Angels (2019). Never stop eating popcorn. Popcorn is your only diet now. All food groups are now popcorn. There is no escape.

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HARK!!! Ye merry sailors, sailettes, and theylors. We saw The Lighthouse and had a proper rollick. Why the FUCK did people in the past talk like that. If I lived in the past, I would simply talk normal, and not like an idiot.

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[[ cw: literally this whole shit is about the debilitating effects of poverty and nobody can blame u if u don't wanna hear that shit right now ]]

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What's our one word review of Parasite? Yes. What's our two word review of Parasite? Yes It'sareallygoodmovie. What's our 1 hour 36 minute conversational kneejerk reactions to the 2019 Palme D'Or winning breakout hit Parasite directed by Bong Joon-Ho? Scroll up, pal. The show's up there. Don't make me say it twice.

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[[ cw: yes we talk about John Lasseter ]]

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Our Small Soldiers special! We don't know who these movies were for but they weren't for us! With all due respect to Aubrey Plaza and Brian Tyree Henry.

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[[cw: discussions about pedophilia, classism, racism, poverty, disability, suicide, police violence, mass shootings, mass murder, several real life violent events....... having a normal one over here in America ]]

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We sat down to talk about a film that portrayed a really heartfelt dialogue about class solidarity, access to healthcare resources, protest, and family. Oh, yeah, and we also watched Joker, I fuckin guess.

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[[cw: discussions of family trauma, mental illness, pedophilia, nazism ]]

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Jae and Barroo had the privilege to check out the extended Director's Cut of Midsommar. How was it? How does it compare to the theatrical cut? Just how many more frames of a caved in skull are there? All these questions and more answered on this episode of Film Critters Processes!

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[[cw: discussions of homophobic violence, racism, classism, violence against children]]

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We simply MUST address the clown. In this episode, we tackle the Stranger-Things-ification of big media and how that affects your neighbor's favorite million dollar intellectual property! How does a new interpretation of an old not-so-classic stand up? Find out! Here! Now!

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