Film Critters Processes

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VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/ViuO6qRp7Go

We went mildly off-brand to discuss something very important to us: cartoons! Join us as we take you back to the far-flung era of 90 and reminisce on getting older family members to buy you comics by "the Invader Zim guy" sight unseen.

TIMECODES

Rocko's Modern Life: Static Cling 1:25

Invader Zim: Enter The Florpus 17:07

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We watched universally likable family dramedy The Farewell and middling Del Toro side project Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark. "Tune in" to figure out what the hell (fuck? can you say fuck in PG13 movies?) we thought!

The Farewell: 0:49

Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark: 19:27

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[[ cw: trauma, dead parents, racism, ableism, violence, sexual violence, suicide, literally the whole entire 9 yards of rough shit ]]

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VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/NH_h8yKvv4A

From the far-flung mountains of Hårga, Ari Aster brings us a fanciful storybook fable about....codependency, coping mechanisms, and how you should probably look into CBT (the brain one not the sex one). Join us as we traipse this beautiful landscape and witness classical tales woven of heterosexuality and y'know maybe you should stop reading this and work on your fucking thesis, Chris.

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This week on our (usually) Patreon-exclusive throwback film review series Film Critters Throws It Back, we were joined by comics luminary Cate Wurtz to talk shop on the lasting influence and filmmaking quality of found footage cult hit The Blair Witch Project. Is it, as they say in the biz, good actually? #FuckTheRazzies

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[[ CW: we talk about Pokémon's weird psychosexual history a lot in this episode. also, dad stuff ]]

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VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/qDYOCBbc-gI

FOR THE ALGORITHM......we snacked on some junk-food movies and it turns out....they weren't very filling! :) Listen to us goss about Godzilla: King of the Monsters and Pokémon: Detective Pikachu in this two-fer episode!

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[[ CW: discussions of sexual violence, body horror ]]

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Video version: https://youtu.be/u8TYe_GzK1U

Art. Is it good? Does it exist? Are these movies that? We think so. Join us for a chat about some of the more interesting film contenders to come out this year!

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[[ CW: discussions of racism, ableism, classism and trauma ]]

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Video version: https://youtu.be/rbn06RMyL5Y

Sigh....hunky dad Winston Duke....

We were joined by our friend Greg to talk about the new hit horror sensation sophomore success from Jordan Peele, Us! We bicker over theories, we get Serious, and then we get not so serious. And perhaps along the way we find out....who Us really was all along....

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[[ CW: Discussions of rape, violence, incest, drugs, queerphobia, racism, xenophobia, etc...........fuck you Noé ]]

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Today, we regret to inform you that we watched Greta and Climax. Listen in to see what we thought!

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Wow! Another three-fer! Sorry if you liked any of the movies we talked a buncha crap about in this episode! We love and appreciate you!

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We're back in 2019 with a doozy of an episode! We dish on family visits, the Sopranos, and, as always, the stars. Featuring a guest, our friend Mia Schwartz!

This week, we reviewed prerolls from Malverde. You can find them over at malverde.com !!

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