The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University!

Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make!

This week's assignment: KILL CHAIN!

What can be said about this movie that hasn't already been said before? I mean, c'mon... everybody always talks about this movie that follows a chain of kills. Wait, what's that? You've never heard of this one before? Paint me surprised...

After receiving thousands and thousands of emails, tweets, and DM's, the Film School Janitors finally give in to all your begging... they weren't going to, but because soooooo many of you asked, they watched THE BATMAN, and this is their review!

(If you believe any of the above, might I interest you in some FSJ NFT's?)

What begins as a review of season two of SPACE FORCE descends into a terrible game of recall by the Film School Janitors about all things Star Trek.

Come for the review - stay for the noticeable decay of the aging human mind.

Apparently, kids these days have no idea about the old show SMALLVILLE.

Apparently, the Film School Janitors didn't realize it went off the air in 2011!

Apparently, there's a lot of dumb things they can talk about!

After the Film School Janitors watched and reviewed THE KING'S MAN, a sequel/prequel to the two other KINGSMAN films, there are two lingering questions:

1) Is this a better history lesson than a prequel/sequel?

...or...

2) Is this a good history lesson at all?

Listen to hear the answers!

The Film School Janitors might not be the best janitors, but at least they're better janitors than detectives.

After watching MURDERVILLE on Netflix, in which celebrities try to solve fictitious crimes, they realize they should not quit their day job. Or night job either.

Hey Pepsi! How about you throw the Film School Janitors a little love after talking about Mountain Dew! Actually, after re-listening to this -scratch that.

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University!

Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make!

This week's assignment: the film adaptation of an HP Lovecraft classic, COLOR OUT OF SPACE. This is one trippy, effed-up movie, and for it being a Nicolas Cage film, that's saying a lot!

Now that the Olympics are all over, perhaps the Film School Janitors have a movie that can scratch that itch... or at the very least make you feel "itchy."

THE BRONZE stars Melissa Rauch (who also co-wrote the film with her husband and Sebastian Stan, and if anybody knows anything about this movie at all, it's the craziest sex scene ever committed to film. Well it might not be the craziest, but it is the most gymnastic.

What did the Janitors think of the rest of the film? Listen to find out!

Can you believe the Film School Janitors actually watched MARRY ME, the romantic comedy starring Jennifer Lopez and Owen Wilson?

Can you believe at least two of the Janitors watched it?

Well, two of them did, and these are their thoughts on J-Lo's big return to rom-coms. And I sort of guess O-Wil's return as well...