(A Ben and Fiona episode - prepare for an Irish potty mouth and bullshit trivia)

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This Elektra leading Fantasy Romantic Comedy is abit of a dud in my eyes with a few cheap thrills thrown in to warm the heart - If watching a 30-year-old man fall in love with a 13-year-old girl is your sort of thing, then warm away. 

As I am still in the recovery phase of Fiona's 'lit' 30th birthday bash - You should have seen it (we had homemade chocolate orange cheesecakes, it went off!), don't expect too much from our latest film offering, hmm- that's what the bloke says in our intro, he's hilarious. 

We're flipping the script this week and going with 30 going on 13 to best honour Fiona's lofty new age and general day-to-day teen attitude. 

"Do whatever you want, Matt. It's not like I need a play-by-play." 

No, but we do need a play-by-play on how to improve that rancid attitude! Considering this is the same person who inspires me to be part of the aptly named six dicks, led by someone called Tom-Tom? Well, you're pretty doomed before 14, let alone 30!

You'll find anything from a pre-hulk smashing Mark Ruffalo, a post 'my precious " Andy Serkis and a foul shade of green leather sporting 'Halloween came early' Judy Greer. If Myers had seen you parading around wearing that, you wouldn't have made it past Halloween 04. 

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The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:

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Half-arsed film reviews.
The exploitation of children.
True Crime recommendations.
Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipes
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Howdy,

I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.

I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.

Ok, that was lame!

How about this...

"You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."

You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.

Nah, cake for everyone!

Just not Dan Machholz.

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Tom's back...

Who (allegedly) lives in a pineapple under the sea?... STEVEN SEAGAL
Well, he should do anyway.

Under Siege gives you some 90s Seagal (remember when he could fit on the screen?) battling against a cross-dressing GARY Busey and the leather sporting rock star Tommy Lee Jones. Lee's having bundles of fun before his cat and mouse run around with Harrison Ford the following year, and Busey puts Playboy Playmate Erika Elenaki to shame.

I'd take some dress sporting Busey in my birthday cake any day (Hint, Hint)

While Andrew Davis tries his best to keep the Under Siege ship steady and above water,  Mr Square Pants is primed and ready to karate chop the boat off course and into the nearest iceberg.

I'm sure Steven would try and spin you some yarn about being a survivor of The Titanic and how he swam to the mainland. "Save the lifeboat for woman and children, I'll see you on dry land" 'Steven Seagal - 1912, excerpt taken from an interview on dry land.'

Give Under Siege its due; it does present one of life's great conundrums - Do you fight the terrorists, save the girl or mourn the burnt pies and start afresh, knowing it's what the captain would want you to do?

Get those pies in the oven!

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With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'

Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.

The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:

Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.
Half-arsed film reviews.
The exploitation of children.
True Crime recommendations.
Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipes
Narcissistic wisdom.

Howdy,

I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.

I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.

Ok, that was lame!

How about this...

"You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."

You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.

Nah, cake for everyone!

Just not Dan Machholz.

Fulfil Your Health Destiny.

There's something for everyone, and no one
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(A Ben and Fiona episode - prepare for an Irish potty mouth and bullshit trivia)

More of an open letter to Warner Bros in this week's episode notes 

What sort of reaction did you expect after pressuring Superman to get botched botox?

Who are the zoom-in camera shots of Gal Gadot's Butt hole for exactly? (Joss, from one reported feminist to another, great work) 

Why couldn't you have digitally altered Jason Momoa's face to look less obnoxiously attractive? Maybe.. stick a present-day Johnny Depp's face on, warts and all (cig and bottle of wine) 

Is there really an Anti-life equation? And if so, how would one use it to destroy their very own Rodecaster Mother Box? 

What was the thinking behind the hideous saturated suit Henry is sporting when opening this turd fest? If the Lip fillers don't get you, then Superman's suit saturated to the bluest of blues will Indiana Jones and The Raiders of the Lost Ark your face right off?

Why make Cyborg look as helpful as a chocolate toaster? 

THE RUSSIAN FAMILY... ????????

Fiona

When saving Superman, why did they forget about the mother box?? (Miles Dyson to the rescue) 

Why is Aquaman so gorgeous - I'd tap that over and over. (How vulgar)

Why did Steppenwolf's outfit change at the end? 

What was Joss Whedon thinking? And why did you allow this to be released? #restorethejossverse

My Mum

1. Where did Superman's suit disappear during his resurrection? ….why did the top blow off but not the bottoms? (Slightly disappointed) 
2. Why did you have to play some ear-cringing annoying music every time Wonder Woman showed up? 
3. Why did you choose an actor with the most annoying childlike/squeaky/nose bunged up voice to play The flash?

P.S Zack Synder cut, we have questions 

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The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTH

With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'

Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.

The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:

Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.
Half-arsed film reviews.
The exploitation of children.
True Crime recommendations.
Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipes
Narcissistic wisdom.

Howdy,

I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.

I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.

Ok, that was lame!

How about this...

"You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."

You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.

Nah, cake for everyone!

Just not Dan Machholz.

Fulfil Your Health Destiny.

There's something for everyone, and no one
Youtube
Instagram
...

(A Ben and Fiona episode - prepare for an Irish potty mouth and bullshit trivia)

Are you a Tight Arse?

"You're dead, Willy."

There's nothing that keeps my Willy more alive than watching two topless men, sledgehammers in hand, knock through a wall!

Ghost finds Patrick Swayze shifting gears from high kicking dancing enforcer to pottery sculptor and fake psychic exposer. A once-in-a-generation talent.

Demi Moore pops in with a short back and sides to force out some occasional tears. Could that hair get any shorter...?

Mere mortal men would have harnessed that statue up, oh not Patrick. His MO is to swing out the window and roadhouse that thing straight into the living room! Old habits die hard, right, Demi? She gets it.

Also, imagine coughing in a lift now? Sam and Carl could have no complaints about being slung down that elevator shaft. Wear a mask. Saves lives! (shouted in their direction as they plummet)

I feel Patrick did well to remain a part of the living as long as he did!

We could have been out of this pandemic sooner if we'd had Vincent Schiavelli's subway ghost marshalling the tubes 'this is my train! Stay home. Saves lives!   

Listen out for Fiona's impression of Whoopi Goldberg, who quite literally whoops and shouts her way to an Oscar. That's my 'view' anyway...

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With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'

Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.

The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:

Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.
Half-arsed film reviews.
The exploitation of children.
True Crime recommendations.
Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipes
Narcissistic wisdom.

Howdy,

I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.

I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.

Ok, that was lame!

How about this...

"You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."

You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.

Nah, cake for everyone!

Just not Dan Machholz.

Fulfil Your Health Destiny.

There's something for everyone, and no one
Youtube
Instagram
...

(A Ben and Fiona episode - prepare for an Irish potty mouth and bullshit trivia)

Are you a Tight Arse?

"I need to tell you about your future! You'll be sitting indoors, staring at your laptop, not seeing anyone and fearing for your life whenever you go to the shop.

Me: "The Future seems bright!"  (I'll send Fiona out to the shop)

So, with reluctantly being ordered to stay indoors, we found time to stick on a beloved time travel classic - one that has never quite won me over and what, surprisingly, was a first-time viewing for my co-host.

Watching the escapades of Marty Mcfly and Doc Brown got us thinking about what we would do in their position?

While many of you may choose to go back to December 2019 (or earlier), I've heard Wuhan is lovely that time of year. I would (not) recommend the Batsu Curry.

I, on the other hand, have bigger plans.

I hear you ask, where or when would you go back to?... Easy, I would go back to September 2020 and cancel a purchase that has shaped my whole existence. ( And pre-order a PS5, but that story is for another time)

So, all that's left to do is build a flux capacitor and figure out how much road I will need to get my Ford Fiesta to 88mph!

"Where we're going, we don't need The Rodecaster Pro!"


Books discussed (We're book reviewers now)   

Stephen King - '11.22.63' -  https://tinyurl.com/ccuj9mym

Ray Bradbury - 'The Sound of Thunder' - https://tinyurl.com/u36f4h4w

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Support the show

The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTH

With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'

Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.

The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:

Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.
Half-arsed film reviews.
The exploitation of children.
True Crime recommendations.
Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipes
Narcissistic wisdom.

Howdy,

I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.

I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.

Ok, that was lame!

How about this...

"You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."

You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.

Nah, cake for everyone!

Just not Dan Machholz.

Fulfil Your Health Destiny.

There's something for everyone, and no one
Youtube
Instagram
...

(A Ben and Fiona episode - prepare for an Irish potty mouth and bullshit trivia)

Are you a Tight Arse?

Any Dads out there looking to connect more with their daughter?.... Have no fear; we have the solution! Hop in your car, drive around LA dodging CGI fireballs, and send them off with a stranger at the first chance you get so you can flirt with the local geologist.

This top tip also doubles up as a plot summary for Volcano.

From chasing Harrison Ford all the way to the Oscar stage to being chased around LA by CGI lava and Anne Heche (I'd take the lava any day), Tommy Lee Jones's career was on the verge of eruption... But lucky for him, the lava flowed in the right direction and, lucky for us, Anne Heche's big-screen appearances post-eruption became mostly dormant.

You can rest easy, as our resident, Seisgeovolcologist Fiona, is on hand to give the warning sign checklist to help spot an impending national disaster, quite the step up from the self-proclaimed 'Trivia Queen'.

If you thought Arnie's slow descent into the melting pot at the climax of T2 (spoiler alert) pulled at your heartstrings, then brace yourself, as one scene, in particular, will have you reaching for the Kleenex... or the remote to turn off the tv, whatever's closer.

"The coast is toast, and I died a little inside!"

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With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'

Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.

The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:

Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.
Half-arsed film reviews.
The exploitation of children.
True Crime recommendations.
Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipes
Narcissistic wisdom.

Howdy,

I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.

I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.

Ok, that was lame!

How about this...

"You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."

You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.

Nah, cake for everyone!

Just not Dan Machholz.

Fulfil Your Health Destiny.

There's something for everyone, and no one
Youtube
Instagram
...

(A Ben & Tom episode - prepare for bone dry humour and challenges to the absurd.)

Are you a Tight Arse?

I want my family back; give me back my family! 

A quintessential 90s action-thriller: The Fugitive finds Richard Kimble running, jumping and cleaning his way through Chicago, desperately trying to clear his name whilst wiping every speck of dust off the office blinds. 

At least I know if I'm ever in a jam, I need look no further than Richard Kimble's defence team! The prosecutors won the case feet up with 'one arm' tied behind their back... 

Tommy Lee Jones, aka the big dog, spends all his time smugly not caring; his rather nonchalant attitude is probably the only antidote to listening to Joe 'Cypther' Pantioliane squeaking in your ear every day.

Are all doctors this well equipped? Whilst finding themselves on the run, they can awake their inner Jason Rambo Chuck Norris Bourne at the drop of a hat and start living off the land. I guess five years of medical school really does prepare you for anything. 

Ford does have a habit of doing this; just ask Dr Jones. And, if you want to swerve into the political field - President Marshall made mincemeat of those Russian terrorists.

(No dummies were hurt in the making of this - apart from the half dozen slung off the dam to mimic a falling Harrison Ford.)

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With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'

Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.

The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:

Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.
Half-arsed film reviews.
The exploitation of children.
True Crime recommendations.
Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipes
Narcissistic wisdom.

Howdy,

I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.

I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.

Ok, that was lame!

How about this...

"You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."

You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.

Nah, cake for everyone!

Just not Dan Machholz.

Fulfil Your Health Destiny.

There's something for everyone, and no one
Youtube
Instagram
...

(A Ben and Fiona episode - prepare for an Irish potty mouth and bullshit trivia)

"Strap on your balls, Fiona; we're off to record an episode on Willy's Wonderland", were the words lovingly scribbled into Fiona's Valentine's card. And, as luck would have it, this episode was recorded on the big day and thus could double up as Fiona's Valentine's day gift, phew!

 We find Nic cage silently making his way through an array of chatty satanic-possessed cuddly animatronics, which are definitely not found in Five Nights at Freddy's, The Banana Splits Movie or Child's Play. 

The young cast, YouTubers, and all could have done with following Cage's lead and remaining mute throughout.

Mercifully, a beret sporting Alligator finally puts pay to Bob and his Harley Quinn GF; I had a super happy fun time watching the couple get slaughtered. Maybe popping on to youtube and looking up 80's slasher teen deaths may have helped Bob and co avoid becoming a cliché

 "Pass me a sick bucket as that acting be wicked!"

If I could ask G.O. Parsons, the creator of this carnage, one thing, it would be the following: Where could a man procure himself a beret similar to the one so elegantly sported by Arty Alligator? 

Oh, and to explain to Fiona why he made Nic Cage's character 'The Janitor' mute, she couldn't get past it. So, two questions, please, G.O.! 

(We had a great time with the film btw G.O. Parsons, but we also like to have fun over here at FilmFloggers episode notes)

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The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTH

With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'

Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.

The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:

Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.
Half-arsed film reviews.
The exploitation of children.
True Crime recommendations.
Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipes
Narcissistic wisdom.

Howdy,

I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.

I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.

Ok, that was lame!

How about this...

"You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."

You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.

Nah, cake for everyone!

Just not Dan Machholz.

Fulfil Your Health Destiny.

There's something for everyone, and no one
Youtube
Instagram
...

(A Ben and Fiona episode - prepare for an Irish potty mouth and bullshit trivia)

 Are you a Tight Arse?

"To be, or not be, that is the question". Is that right?

10 Things I Hate About You is not quite a blow-for-blow adaptation of Shakespeare's classic 'film' (according to Fiona) 'The Taming of The shrew.' But it is one of the last hurrahs of the seminal 90s high school coming-of-age teen romantic comedy sex slasher musicals. You know the ones.!

So, apparently, all it takes to get cast for a dance film is to get up on the table at a party and start wiggling your hips to Biggie; who knew.?! And here's me - struggling my way through some episode notes when I could have had several sequels to Save The Last Dance in the bag and the Oscars on the shelf to prove it. ( I do need to work on my slut drop, though)

We find Chasity smugly strutting around, peacock feathers in full effect, boasting that she's someone's sloppy seconds -  a stellar performance from Gabrielle Union, considering I was gagging from the whiff of her characters foulness throughout.

I 'hate' many things about 10 Things but seeing a fresh-faced Heath ledger was not one of them. And by the sounds of it, sweet Heath gives Julia Stiles' Kat a much easier time compared to what her counterpart endured in Will's original 'film.'

Man crush for Patrick Verona? Affirmative.

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The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTH

With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'

Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.

The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:

Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.
Half-arsed film reviews.
The exploitation of children.
True Crime recommendations.
Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipes
Narcissistic wisdom.

Howdy,

I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.

I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.

Ok, that was lame!

How about this...

"You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."

You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.

Nah, cake for everyone!

Just not Dan Machholz.

Fulfil Your Health Destiny.

There's something for everyone, and no one
Youtube
Instagram
...

(A Ben and Fiona episode - prepare for an Irish potty mouth and bullshit trivia)

Are you a Tight Arse?

"Can I keep you"? How would you feel if you heard a potential friend/partner to your child drop that?

Are you hearing this, Bill Paxman? Well, Bill's too busy getting pissed with Casper's rather obnoxious uncles (also ghosts) while waiting to hear from his dead wife -  poor Kat didn't stand a chance.

See, we could have let this one slide - the kid's a ghost who wants to enjoy the company of a young impressionable Christina Ricci and hey; maybe cop a feel in the process - for we were all jacked-up hormonal teenager ghosts once!

But no, young Casper doesn't know when to quit. Maybe human Casper will fare better? Up steps a fresh-faced Devon Sawa who, quite inexplicable but rather seductively, dumps out that very same pick-up line! And in the process, brings a whole room of guppy partygoers to a standstill.

Quickly followed by a stampede of screaming kids, literally backflipping away from Whipstaff manor; good going Idle Hands.!

The only spooky thing about Casper is witnessing the array of ghastly cameos unfolding; having a snarling Clint Eastwood and a pre-anti-Semitic basher Mel Gibson being a cheeky chappie in the mirror...is genuinely haunting!

Childhood ruined.

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The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTH

With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'

Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.

The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:

Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.
Half-arsed film reviews.
The exploitation of children.
True Crime recommendations.
Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipes
Narcissistic wisdom.

Howdy,

I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.

I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.

Ok, that was lame!

How about this...

"You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."

You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.

Nah, cake for everyone!

Just not Dan Machholz.

Fulfil Your Health Destiny.

There's something for everyone, and no one
Youtube
Instagram
...