Well we've reach day 9, which is a number you get from multiply 3 by 3, which if you're into numerology, I'm sure means something. We talk about why Andy is wearing an eye-patch, sprained dog tails, and how to avoid being taken over by pantry raiders. NOT panty raiders, which we welcome. Happy Saturday, it mean nothing.

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Day 8 Beeches! This is very real.... the police are looking for the mother of the baby in a box and we don’t want anyone to be alarmed. We called them. The mom will get the baby back when she sends us gold. Also, we talk new religions popping up in pandemic times. We might start one. People are getting weird, and their feeble minds are vulnerable to suggestion. So here’s one: become a member of our Patreon!

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New theme music by the amazing...

Kenny Hopkins @heyyayhi

Day 8 Beeches! This is very real.... the police are looking for the mother of the baby in a box and we don’t want anyone to be alarmed. We called them. The mom will get the baby back when she sends us gold. Also, we talk new religions popping up in pandemic times. We might start one. People are getting weird, and their feeble minds are vulnerable to suggestion. So here’s one: become a member of our Patreon!

www.patreon.com/findyourbeach

New theme music by the amazing...

Kenny Hopkins @heyyayhi

Hey Beeches, we've officially been quarantined for a week, and that's either one third of the time, or one eight, but maybe one fifty-secondth. We have no idea, but what we do know is that Love Is Blind is the virus and we've reached the puzzle portion of our boredom. Support the patreon; Andy gets a PS4 when we reach a grand!

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Also tonight we're watching Bird Box on Netflix Party at 7pm pt. Link to join will be in both our twitters and on the patreon page. Mazel Tov.

Today we talk global economic collapse, anal, and how Andy plans to trick a group of marauders into a hatchet fight. Stay at home, wash your hands, and don't lick your lover's eyeballs. For exclusive content, discounted merch, and more, support the patreon:

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Welp, it's been five days and Andy proposed. He fashioned a 1920's ring out of scrap metal, diamonds and a big ol' ruby he found in the yard while digging a hole to hide the quiet box. The baby is fine and will still be returned to its mother once this all blows over. In the meantime, the baby is in the yard hole, where the engagement ring materials were found. Turns out we're gonna have to guard a lot more than a lemon tree if anybody steps foot in our yard, which we own, according to our sublease agreement.