Let’s start October by mixing the spooky with something truly scary: politics! Come for the Tolkien lore, stay for the cathartic auditory depiction of a homophobic governor’s bones being liquefied by a giant spider. That's the kind of biting political commentary you just can't get from traditional media!

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As Septimber comes to an end, so might you! Our first foray into musical theater leads us down to Skid Row, as we monitor the progress of a plant-based alien invasion and ask "What would happen if we invaded them right back?"

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Septimber! We're kicking off a plant-themed month with a deep dive into one of Middle-Earth's most tragic mysteries. What happened to the entwives? Are they still alive? Were the real entwives inside us all along? Make some ha-ROOM in your hard drive for this episode and find out!

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Is a hot dog a sandwich? Is cereal a soup? Could an ooze please eat me from the inside out so I don't have to worry about getting dragged into another dumb Internet food debate? Grab your whisk and take a risk with us as we prepare some slimy, acidic culinary delights! Yes, chef!

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In 1909, a zoo put a bounty on the most famous monster in New Jersey. Over a century later, we're bringing on Jake to help us find out what would happen if an enterprising resident of the Pine Barrens with a muddy truck, some bungee cords, and a dream actually tried to claim that bounty.

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We went deep into the Monster Manual for this one, gang! And we came back with a monster that wants to be our friend, or maybe our dog, or our uncle. In any case, we brought on the dynamite animator and D&D expert Crazy Boris to lend us a hand!

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Perhaps it's fate that this episode will be coming out shortly after the Fourth of July, and you will once again be listening to an episode about aliens. We expect this first contact to go a little better, but there's still a chizzance we could scrizzew sizzomething izzup.

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Perhaps it's fate that this episode will be coming out shortly before the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom.

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1. Shout Your Abortion

is a campaign to normalize abortion.

2. Don’t Ban Equality

is a campaign for companies to take a stand against abortion restrictions.

3. Abortion.cafe

has information about where to find clinics.

4. PlanCPills.org

provides early at-home abortion pills that you can keep in your medicine cabinet.

5. Choice.CRD.co

has a collection of these resources and more.

We’re back bearing a black flag, boat drinks, and a wannabe beach bum Sumatran simian! Raise your grog and toast to another year of podcasting as we set up orang pendek with a change in latitude and (hopefully) attitude.

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Oh, hi! We didn't see you there. Come on in! We were just talking about the podcast. Some stats, some revised ratings, and some constructive self-criticism.

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