HEY HEY HEY, IT’S FAAAAATPHOBIA! This week the girls are getting into their big back bags! From eating disorders to Kardashian implant removals, The Jokes On You gworls are digging deep! Mel wants justice for the OG sundress, Talley wants y’all to retire the “big back” campaign, and WHAT EXACTLY IS WRONG WITH BRIAN MCKNIGHT??????

WE BACK WITH PART TWO! The girls are carrying on with the same carrying on from last week, chopping it up with our esteemed guest & resident sexpert, Samia Burton! From putting the coochie in the crockpot, to exploring a myriad of daddy issues, we’re unpacking it ALL. Mel wants the bwoys to be comfortable with their cakes, Talley keeps running into demon d*ck, and HOW LONG ARE WE ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO WARM THE KEWNCHIE UP, SAMIA????? (1:00) Discussing women not having orgasms. (12:00) Being a freak and having pussy patience (14:26) The science behind hating men (17:30) Inspiration for sex (20:23) Slut shaming while having a platform, healing and haters (29:00) Post-hunch regret (33:35) Congratulatory Coochie (35:00) Three Laws of Threesomes Follow everything from Samia here: https://linktr.ee/SamiaBurton Discount code: NJASP IG: @Miabuggzy       @notjustanothersexpod   Mel’s Merch: itsmelmitch.com

WE GOT COMPANY Y’ALL. This week we’re showing out in front of our esteemed guest, Samia Burton! From young men with old names, to saying no to sweaty outside dates, the girls (and our guest, omg!!!) tackle it all! Talley doesn’t want to go on outside dates, Mel is two-handing wine coolers, and WHY ARE MEN SO INTENT ON SCARING THE H*ES??? (5:00) Bootyhole Segment (12:20) Breaking Up To Making Up (19:25) Crazy Dates & Meet Cutes (30:30) Jokes of the Week (35:25) Samia’s Journey (39:10) Dick Sucking Class (41:30) Man-Hating (47:00) Men in Coochie Classes (50:00) Being Dissatisfied Follow everything from Samia here: https://linktr.ee/SamiaBurton IG: @Miabuggzy       @notjustanothersexpod   Mel’s Merch: itsmelmitch.com

THE GIRLS ARE DRINKING AND HATING! This week, the Jokes On You girls are all hopped up on liquid courage. Mel gets intimate about her holes, Talley's gonna need to see it, and the girls are SO disgusted by a former heartthrob. Talley gets drunk & starts saying names, Mel wants y'all to stop collaborating posts with men who hate y'all, and WE FINALLY FREED PATRICK!

HAPPY HEALING Y'ALL! This week, the Jokes On You girls are getting a wee bit vulnerable(and also we talking about coochies.)From being walked by your wig like a puppy to super dark mental health jokes, Mel & Talley catch up on it all. Mel wants the ASMR dolls in prison, Talley will call you ugly in an argument, and SUKI, GIRL YOU NEED SOME NEW MATERIAL!

MEET US AT THE ALTAR IN OUR WHITE DRESSES! This week, The Jokes On You crew is making PLANS. From Bridal Bootcamp Binders to Buffed Up Baby Showers, Mel and Talley have it all vision-boarded out! Talley wants to be planted as a tree when she passes away, Mel is turning her wedding reception into a club, and AINT NOBODY GOING TO THE TAXIDERMY FUNERAL.

BYE WIG! This week the Jokes On You dolls are snatching edges! That's right, we're talking all things HAIR. From lace frontals to french rolls, we're unpacking it all. Talley is sick of showing up washed and blow dried, Mel is "singing" again, and WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WHAT LACE?..." THAT LACE RIGHT THERE! WE CAN SEE IT!

This week the Jokes On You Girls are screaming “IF I WERE A BOYYYY” (we still got some Bey on our spirit, sorry.) From taking over the job market, to hollering at b*tches, they girls navigate Peen-land. Talley almost drowned, Mel is selling BucketHat’s bucket hats, and WHATS GOING ON WITH THE BROTHER HUSBANDS????

This week the Jokes On You girls are talking BEY(hope y'all got y'all tickets, may the odds be ever in your favor!) From the baldheaded Bey Barbie, to the iconic "Now everyone can sing lead," we touch on all of Big Bey's best moments. Talley has reservations about desegregating her box, Mel thinks it's time for Blue Ivy to take the baton, and WE FINALLY FIGURED OUT WHY MEN DON'T THINK WOMEN ARE FUNNY!

The Jokes On You dolls are kicking a** and taking names in 2023! This week we're REAL HOUSEWIVES...so grab your popcorn and kickback, because we're escaping reality by discussing reality TV! From American Idol pipe dreams to Nene and Tiffany, we discuss our favorites, our disappointments, and everything in between. Mel is doing drugs (jk, she was under anesthesia,) Talley finna run for office, and THE GIRLS WANT JONATHAN MAJORS (on the podcast, amongst other things)