IT’S LETTER TIME BISSSSHHHHESSSS! From husband hunching to (weird) rappers in DMs, the girls dish out advice to all! Mel’s mom has hidden the first string deodorant, Talley is afraid of having a rice kid in a potato household, WHAT YOU MEAN YOU AINT NASTY, WHY TF YOU CAME???

HIIIIYYYYYYEEEEEE!!! This week, the girls welcome (for the second time) KevOnStage! (Go buy his book, it’s good. We promise!). From Michelle’s Army to the Husband Store, the girls (and Kev) get into it all. Talley’s rigging was askew, Mel is taking old lady liquid , Kev wants to reserve a pickleball court in heaven and WHY WOULD THAT PASTOR SAY WE CANT GO TO THE MOVIES????

HEYYYYOOOOOOOO! We back with laughs and LOOKS (both of our hair looks really cute, it’s important to acknowledge that.) This week, the girls get into a SHMORGASBOARD (is that spelled right?) of topics. From defining political violence to soliciting etsy witches, the dolls unpack it all. Talley learned that the youth hate crunchy peanut butter, Mel discovered that ThatBoy (according to an adorable little child) is her brother, and WHY WOULD YOU PUT THAT ICE CREAM ON THAT BISCUIT?

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WE GROWN YALL! This week the girls are unpacking adultier adulthood and it’s absolutely hilarious. From insane baby fever to big kids at baby showers, the girls discuss it all! Talley swallows gum like a maniac. Mel has multiple categories of draws, and WHY DO MONISTAT ONE DAY FEEL LIKE THAT???

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Happy Pod Day, Y’all! We missed each other bad so we kinda just yapping, not gonna lie! From policing p*ssy gumbo to defining “punching down,” the girls are chatting it tf up! Talley is investigating flatulence at Jeju, Mel got her brows done at Burps & Brows, and STOP SENDING OUR MOMS OUR VIDEOS!

Hiiiiiiiyyyyeeeee! We are getting your letters and we READING THEM! From corporate godparents to masc-presenting tricking, the girls are handing out advice left and mf right! Talley met a lunatic at Rock Steady, Mel went to religious wrestlemania, AND MEL AND TALLEY FINNA START A CHURCH GRIFT, YOU COMIMG?!

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