Fingering the Pulse

The one in which we drop the dirt on every politician that the FAKE NEWS MEDIA doesn't want you to hear. For legal reasons, I feel like I have to remind everyone that this is satire. Also, Trump lost today which is pretty funny. Enjoy the episode!

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The 20 minute 20th episode of our podcast on the first day of 2020, starring 20 year old jackasses. Follow us on Twitter @fingeringthepod, Instagram @fingeringthepulse, and send us mail at [email protected]!

Dev's Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. The jokes and opinions presented do not reflect the views of the groups or the institutions with which we are affiliated. Our intent is to be facetious, not malicious or offensive. Thank you for joining our crusade to inform and maybe squash some inequity along the way.

Fingering the Pulse: Two Fingers Deeper is a new conspiracy theory and true crime focused spinoff of the regular podcast. In this episode, Ryan and Twitter personality @SAMOYEDCORE (aka August) talk about hedonism, the rise of QAnon, and the upcoming presidential election. Portions of this interview will be re-released in a later episode, but I wanted to make sure the full, unedited cut was heard while this is all timely and relevant. Enjoy!

You can follow August on Twitter, check out their blog at https://samoyedco.re/ and monetarily support them at https://ko-fi.com/doggeaux.

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Lyin' Ryan and Deceptive Dev are back at it again with a "brand new" installment of FtP. This is a good episode. Is that just another lie? You decide! Follow us on Twitter @fingeringthepod, Instagram @fingeringthepulse, and send us mail at [email protected]!

Dev's Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. The jokes and opinions presented do not reflect the views of the groups or the institutions with which we are affiliated. Our intent is to be facetious, not malicious or offensive. Thank you for joining our crusade to inform and maybe squash some inequity along the way.

They call us the dumbfucks of Wall Street. Start buying and selling stocks today with Robinhood, use Ryan's referral code to sign up and get a FREE STOCK! https://join.robinhood.com/ryanm9727 

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Dev's Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. The jokes and opinions presented do not reflect the views of our employers or the institutions with which we are affiliated. Our intent is to be facetious, not malicious or offensive. Thank you for joining our crusade to inform and maybe squash some inequity along the way.

We revisit some of our initial takes on the Coronavirus from all the way back in February, what felt like a literal eternity ago. Big surprise: we were wrong about MANY things. Follow us on Twitter @fingeringthepod, Instagram @fingeringthepulse, and send us mail at [email protected]!

Dev's Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. The jokes and opinions presented do not reflect the views of our employers or the institutions with which we are affiliated. Our intent is to be facetious, not malicious or offensive. Thank you for joining our crusade to inform and maybe squash some inequity along the way.

The one in which we make our grand return to the airwaves after a deadly virus swept the world. Follow us on Twitter @fingeringthepod, Instagram @fingeringthepulse, and send us mail at [email protected]!

Dev's Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. The jokes and opinions presented do not reflect the views of our employers or the institutions with which we are affiliated. Our intent is to be facetious, not malicious or offensive. Thank you for joining our crusade to inform and maybe squash some inequity along the way.

Remember when we used to be able to upload 3 episodes per week? Good times. Anyway, here's the second part of the last episode where we continue to not know a damn thing about movies. Follow us on Twitter @fingeringthepod, Instagram @fingeringthepulse, and send us mail at [email protected]!

Dev's Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. The jokes and opinions presented do not reflect the views of our employers or the institutions with which we are affiliated. Our intent is to be facetious, not malicious or offensive. Thank you for joining our crusade to inform and maybe squash some inequity along the way.

Two idiots get publicly humiliated trying to guess the titles of movies from their description. I was originally gonna put this out tomorrow to make a Jesus resurrection joke but it's been long enough since I put out the previous episode already. Hopefully everyone's enjoying their quarantines and haven't fed their significant other to a tiger yet. Follow us on Twitter @fingeringthepod, Instagram @fingeringthepulse, and send us mail at [email protected]!

Dev's Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. The jokes and opinions presented do not reflect the views of our employers or the institutions with which we are affiliated. Our intent is to be facetious, not malicious or offensive. Thank you for joining our crusade to inform and maybe squash some inequity along the way.