Slap-happy from a cool front, Josh and Autumn kick off this week's episode mid-snort laugh. They should have known a scream from upstairs would derail them mid-pod, which actually introduced this week's theme quite well. How can parents survive bedtime? Why is it a marathon every single night? Josh shares some perspective from a *dramatic music* parenting book the two actually don't hate. Autumn reveals her talent you've most definitely never heard of, and of course it's Christmas themed.

Welcome the first-ever guest on the First Time Listeners podcast - Ava James! The oldest of the Lockett kiddos, Ava joins the pod armed with questions for Josh and Autumn. Learn more about the family and hear tales from the inside, including how baby sister was locked in a bathroom over the weekend. You won't want to miss this special episode!

Autumn shares two of her very own Granny Linda stories while Josh speculates why no Granny Lindas ever accost him. (Spoiler, it's RBF y'all.) Later, the two share successes from intentional emotional coaching. It's hard work but so so worth it! You'll leave the pod-side feeling empowered and encouraged, and maybe a little ooged-out about Josh's Halloween costume suggestion.

How long does mom guilt last? Is dad guilt even a thing? Real listeners want to know and Josh and Autumn are here to tell all. Life isn't always sunshine, daisies, and lollypops. What can you do when meltdowns are ruling your family? How can you ask for help? Even though they recently ranked #152 on the comedy parenting podcast charts (hold the applause, folks), the Locketts get a little serious this episode. Trigger warning: miscarriage.

Swat away biting bugs with Josh and Autumn as they recount the tale of their first family "hike." Learn the little stories behind the podcast intro clips, and follow Josh through the generational journeys of child behaviorism. Turns out our theme of "Do what works for you and your family," isn't an original concept. A new Granny Linda story will make you want to actually slap a granny.

Clink your martini glasses with Josh and Autumn as they reveal the secrets and struggles of building a village, nay, willage.

What's the worst thing you've ever been asked in an interview? Josh definitely has you beat. Discover two deep dark family secret stories and learn more about the high-maintenance bath requirements of the little Locketts.

Josh tells about his recent trip to Aggieland - Whoop! Autumn hikes to the top of her soap box to preach the importance of gender-neutral play spaces for children. What do journalists in Liberia, sex workers in India, and 7th grade girls shame-smuggling tampons all have in common? Tune in to find out. Make sure to email your feedback to [email protected]!

Do you know a nose picker or ball juggler? Are you too polite to say so? This episode is for you. Josh makes dreams come true at his first boy-band concert! Autumn discusses self-awareness, from children exploring their own to adults who really need to find some. And, is it possible to extract a baby via centrifugal force? We'll get all up into it!

Josh breaks down mansplaining and a history of swaddling. It's just as terrifying as it sounds. John Locke features prominently. Granny Linda goes to law school and Hugo and Ava make their first appearances live on the pod.