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  • Latin soap opera (#122)

    "Heaven's mother, Hell's father, I don't have to like bat dung, nor do I want to wake up with a holy one of them staring at my aggrieved face, I don't want to join your goddamn religion from goddamn hell, a religion where the bell kitchen is ringing all day every day of the year, year after year, no, no, no, no, no, no, ..."


    (c) fjgr

    Main languages used: pt-BR, en-GB; read below:

    "I mentioned in some previous audiovisuals that Anchor.fm converts the audio from mono to stereo, I was wrong, the audio is heard as mono to the developer, but to the user it is heard as stereo, even so from audiovisual #127 I will separate the two languages into two audiovisuals, one for the pt-BR language and one for the en-GB language, I don't know if I will keep this in all audiovisuals from audiovisual #127 onwards, thanks for understanding."

    Translated from pt-BR language to en-GB language by Google Translate, proofreading and correction of translation errors by humble firstlast.

    4 min
  • This track is not available in your country (#121)

    "I don't know if the phrase in the title is related to the location of some server on the network or if it is related to the device being used to access the service that would provide the audio that cannot be heard, but it suggests that a country will not be able to hear that audio, ..."


    (c) fjgr

    Main languages used: pt-BR, en-GB; read below:

    "I mentioned in some previous audiovisuals that Anchor.fm converts the audio from mono to stereo, I was wrong, the audio is heard as mono to the developer, but to the user it is heard as stereo, even so from audiovisual #127 I will separate the two languages into two audiovisuals, one for the pt-BR language and one for the en-GB language, I don't know if I will keep this in all audiovisuals from audiovisual #127 onwards, thanks for understanding."

    Translated from pt-BR language to en-GB language by Google Translate, proofreading and correction of translation errors by humble firstlast.

    4 min
  • Above average (#120)

    "The content was not average, the content was above average, even if it was not gift-wrapped, but a package can be better than a product, journalism is not advertising, but advertising can be journalistic, if the advertising information is true it's a journalist, ..."


    (c) fjgr

    Main languages used: pt-BR, en-GB; read below:

    "I mentioned in some previous audiovisuals that Anchor.fm converts the audio from mono to stereo, I was wrong, the audio is heard as mono to the developer, but to the user it is heard as stereo, even so from audiovisual #127 I will separate the two languages into two audiovisuals, one for the pt-BR language and one for the en-GB language, I don't know if I will keep this in all audiovisuals from audiovisual #127 onwards, thanks for understanding."

    Translated from pt-BR language to en-GB language by Google Translate, proofreading and correction of translation errors by humble firstlast.

    4 min
  • There will be no happy ending (#119)

    "The movie entertainment industry of the capitalist imperialists no longer cares if there will be a happy ending to the products they dump in the landfill of those who stayed at the underside of the planet Earth, ..."


    (c) fjgr

    Main languages used: pt-BR, en-GB; read below:

    "I mentioned in some previous audiovisuals that Anchor.fm converts the audio from mono to stereo, I was wrong, the audio is heard as mono to the developer, but to the user it is heard as stereo, even so from audiovisual #127 I will separate the two languages into two audiovisuals, one for the pt-BR language and one for the en-GB language, I don't know if I will keep this in all audiovisuals from audiovisual #127 onwards, thanks for understanding."

    Translated from pt-BR language to en-GB language by Google Translate, proofreading and correction of translation errors by humble firstlast.

    4 min
  • I am my daughter, I am my son, end, ... (#118)

    An episode from a reality that may seem normal, and maybe it really is, a couple led by a masculine who even had a pet kitten, but did not manufacture his own pet, ... You have to live before there is no more water on planet Earth.


    (c) fjgr

    Main languages used: pt-BR, en-GB; read below:

    "I mentioned in some previous audiovisuals that Anchor.fm converts the audio from mono to stereo, I was wrong, the audio is heard as mono to the developer, but to the user it is heard as stereo, even so from audiovisual #127 I will separate the two languages into two audiovisuals, one for the pt-BR language and one for the en-GB language, I don't know if I will keep this in all audiovisuals from audiovisual #127 onwards, thanks for understanding."

    Translated from pt-BR language to en-GB language by Google Translate, proofreading and correction of translation errors by humble firstlast.

    4 min
  • The chronology of the facts (#117)

    A child is not born before the father and mother, it's a waste of time to keep inventing stories based on some "sacred" book of some sect or religion to try to justify rampant procreation, trying to transform abstractions into a new religious and lying science. None of that stopped me from moving forward and getting here, but not without obstacles, obviously: How many will live a new life that hasn't been lived before? For better or for worse?


    (c) fjgr

    Main languages used: pt-BR, en-GB; read below:

    "I mentioned in some previous audiovisuals that Anchor.fm converts the audio from mono to stereo, I was wrong, the audio is heard as mono to the developer, but to the user it is heard as stereo, even so from audiovisual #127 I will separate the two languages into two audiovisuals, one for the pt-BR language and one for the en-GB language, I don't know if I will keep this in all audiovisuals from audiovisual #127 onwards, thanks for understanding."

    Translated from pt-BR language to en-GB language by Google Translate, proofreading and correction of translation errors by humble firstlast.

    4 min
  • A lyric without music (#116)

    Now go, an audiovisual and episode with the lyrics of the song 1996 that is in the description of the audiovisual rock culture (#084) and was also mentioned in the title and description of the audiovisual 1996 (#113).


    (c) fjgr

    Main languages used: pt-BR, en-GB; read below:

    "I mentioned in some previous audiovisuals that Anchor.fm converts the audio from mono to stereo, I was wrong, the audio is heard as mono to the developer, but to the user it is heard as stereo, even so from audiovisual #127 I will separate the two languages into two audiovisuals, one for the pt-BR language and one for the en-GB language, I don't know if I will keep this in all audiovisuals from audiovisual #127 onwards, thanks for understanding."

    Translated from pt-BR language to en-GB language by Google Translate, proofreading and correction of translation errors by humble firstlast. 

    4 min
  • The eternal suicide of pop music (#115)

    In this short audiovisual I mention the lyrics of songs that predominated in pop music in the US-GB language after the 1990s, eternally introspective existential song lyrics full of mismatches, consistent with the daily life of the rotating capitalism, but apparently the musical actors of the beige human race they couldn't or wanted to get out of that eternal suicide, wailing, wailing, wailing, I don't believe it's the fault of the Sun or some black hole, meanwhile the vocalists and dancers of the brown human race if they didn't go inside some evangelical church continued boasting ostentatiously suggesting that they are the new emerging middle class and that the means justify the end, all very boring indeed, but the most interesting thing about it all is the public support, apparently enjoying it and even going to public events of those actors musicians after 9/11 it became not only nationalistic but also patriotic, apparently it will not be an epidemic nor a pandemic would put an end to that capitalist imperialism. In the midst of all that eternally boring existential whining there are musical actresses, and also musical actors, who managed to put some major chords, colors, and super productions for yet another new standard of visual quality unattainable for the most disadvantaged artists, antidepressant musical actresses and actors like P!nk, Kate Perry, Coldplay, even skinny Dua Lipa, ... historic, remembering and inserting Billy Idol and his faithful guitarist into the good part of it, but most of the public likes what's on top of the evidence, and the press can maneuver or not for that to happen. Honestly? I still prefer Iggy Pop singing songs from The Stooges and Iggy and The Stooges era, also that huge list of songs and bands that knew how to make the most of their time when they were young musicians, not actors.  


    FiRSTLAST by firstlast: "Artists were mentioned in the text above, specifically in the most recent chronology, because in some visual way they manifested generically and specifically pro and con for I-don't-know-who and I-don't-know-where, this may seem abstract or not."  

    (c) fjgr  

    Main languages used: pt-BR, en-GB; read below:  

    "I mentioned in some previous audiovisuals that Anchor.fm converts the audio from mono to stereo, I was wrong, the audio is heard as mono to the developer, but to the user it is heard as stereo, even so from audiovisual #127 I will separate the two languages into two audiovisuals, one for the pt-BR language and one for the en-GB language, I don't know if I will keep this in all audiovisuals from audiovisual #127 onwards, thanks for understanding."  

    Translated from pt-BR language to en-GB language by Google Translate, proofreading and correction of translation errors by humble firstlast. 

    4 min
  • Living the relationship between time and space (#114)

    At that time, in that space, in another space and time, similarities. What is the human meaning of those equations?  


    (c) fjgr  

    Main languages used: pt-BR, en-GB; read below:  

    "I mentioned in some previous audiovisuals that Anchor.fm converts the audio from mono to stereo, I was wrong, the audio is heard as mono to the developer, but to the user it is heard as stereo, even so from audiovisual #127 I will separate the two languages into two audiovisuals, one for the pt-BR language and one for the en-GB language, I don't know if I will keep this in all audiovisuals from audiovisual #127 onwards, thanks for understanding."  

    Translated from pt-BR language to en-GB language by Google Translate, proofreading and correction of translation errors by humble firstlast. 

    4 min
  • 1996 (#113)

    "An episode that mentions the year 1996, not the year 1969, in this audiovisual I use a song lyrics written by a friend from the distant time when I was skateboarding, first half of the seventies, but as the lyrics of his song it was too silly for my experience I made an update and brought the lyrics of his song to the present day of the big city, also useful to mention that I didnt ask him for permission nor inform him about my version, I could easily inform him, a surprise for him, my version is just the written part, for now without music, maybe later I'll give her a melody in my current style that is an accumulation of my experiences specifically related to Art. The lyrics of the song are in the audiovisual rock culture (#084)."


    "I changed my mind, I didn't want to use that lyrics without music to make this episode, later."

    (c) fjgr  

    Main languages used: pt-BR, en-GB; read below:  

    "I mentioned in some previous audiovisuals that Anchor.fm converts the audio from mono to stereo, I was wrong, the audio is heard as mono to the developer, but to the user it is heard as stereo, even so from audiovisual #127 I will separate the two languages into two audiovisuals, one for the pt-BR language and one for the en-GB language, I don't know if I will keep this in all audiovisuals from audiovisual #127 onwards, thanks for understanding."  

    Translated from pt-BR language to en-GB language by Google Translate, proofreading and correction of translation errors by humble firstlast.

    4 min

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