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  • Earth is my car (#112)

    An episode in which I compare the Earth to an automobile, a smartphone is more than a rearview mirror.  


    (c) fjgr  

    Main languages used: pt-BR, en-GB; read below:  

    "I mentioned in some previous audiovisuals that Anchor.fm converts the audio from mono to stereo, I was wrong, the audio is heard as mono to the developer, but to the user it is heard as stereo, even so from audiovisual #127 I will separate the two languages into two audiovisuals, one for the pt-BR language and one for the en-GB language, I don't know if I will keep this in all audiovisuals from audiovisual #127 onwards, thanks for understanding."  

    Translated from pt-BR language to en-GB language by Google Translate, proofreading and correction of translation errors by humble firstlast. 

    4 min
  • Collective ditch (#111)

    He slept, did not wake up, and was taken to an almost anonymous mass grave. Was that the best end to that story?  


    (c) fjgr  

    Main languages used: pt-BR, en-GB; read below:  

    "I mentioned in some previous audiovisuals that Anchor.fm converts the audio from mono to stereo, I was wrong, the audio is heard as mono to the developer, but to the user it is heard as stereo, even so from audiovisual #127 I will separate the two languages into two audiovisuals, one for the pt-BR language and one for the en-GB language, I don't know if I will keep this in all audiovisuals from audiovisual #127 onwards, thanks for understanding."  

    Translated from pt-BR language to en-GB language by Google Translate, proofreading and correction of translation errors by humble firstlast.

    4 min
  • Knockout (#110)

    An episode that mentions a tired person who lay down somewhere on planet Earth and fell asleep exhausted, before going to sleep wished to wake up without any problem, but maybe he will never wake up from some nightmare again.  


    I wrote this episode during the materialization of the massive invasion of Ukraine by the capitalist imperialist armed forces charging the ukrainian government and the ukrainian population a gratitude to the matrix in Moscow, if not, then the eldest father punishing the rebellious younger son, if the civilian population one way or another supported that rebellious son, then also will be punished for disobedience. Is the rebellious son really to blame for being beaten up by some misunderstanding?  

    (c) fjgr  

    Main languages used: Portuguese, English; read below.  

    "As Anchor.fm when processing the sent audio is converting it from stereo to mono my panoramic audio work is being harmed, with this there is a big loss in the quality of my audio work, for example putting a language on each side to make it easier to listen in just one file, therefore from audiovisual #127 I'm making two files available, one file for the English language and one file for the Portuguese language, thanks for understanding."  

    Translated from Brazilian language (pt-BR) to English by Google Translate, proofreading and correction of translation errors by humble firstlast. 

    4 min
  • White man (#109)

    An episode that mentions a person's identity in appearance, not as they are on the inside.  


    (c) fjgr  

    Main languages used: Portuguese, English; read below.  

    "As Anchor.fm when processing the sent audio is converting it from stereo to mono my panoramic audio work is being harmed, with this there is a big loss in the quality of my audio work, for example putting a language on each side to make it easier to listen in just one file, therefore from audiovisual #127 I'm making two files available, one file for the English language and one file for the Portuguese language, thanks for understanding."  

    Translated from Brazilian language (pt-BR) to English by Google Translate, proofreading and correction of translation errors by humble firstlast. 

    4 min
  • Sea ​​is not pool (#108)

    I really don't want any of those marine microorganisms inside my body, childish and naive education is wrong, sowing the interpretation that nature is 100% good and in the invisible between the lines there is some invisible being that will protect a person from some evil coming from the future, but in the present that evil already existed in the past.  


    An episode that mentions the artistic interpretation of the sea, sooner or later present in the life of a painter, constantly ambiguously, the sea can be calm and without colored textures, or it can be with relief, with several tonal variations, and contain the presence of white to increase the contrast between light and dark, it is common for a painter to mention a boat to express the human presence on the beach and in the sea.  

    With less than three years old I realized that you have to be very careful with the sea, the sea is not a pool, from one moment to the next the beach can get further and further away.  

    (c) fjgr  

    Main languages used: Portuguese, English; read below.  

    "As Anchor.fm when processing the sent audio is converting it from stereo to mono my panoramic audio work is being harmed, with this there is a big loss in the quality of my audio work, for example putting a language on each side to make it easier to listen in just one file, therefore from audiovisual #127 I'm making two files available, one file for the English language and one file for the Portuguese language, thanks for understanding."  

    Translated from Brazilian language (pt-BR) to English by Google Translate, proofreading and correction of translation errors by humble firstlast. 

    4 min
  • Self-management x A questionable democracy (#107)

    Self-management is not having to carry the weight of all the problems of the world on your back, it is not having to manufacture problems in order to have meaning in life, it is not being oppressed by the totalitarianism of the agnostic majority, in agnosticism it is not necessary to think to know something, there is a supreme being who manages everything and everything works for him in an advertising way, not journalistic way, maybe the Sun is the great agnostic leader, self-management is knowing that the capitalist system did not arise before the Sun nor did it arise before the existence of humans on this planet, if that capitalist system is not making you rich, don't be killed by it, don't pay 9 USD for a kilo of pea even without knowing if the pea was fertilized with fertilizers brought from Russia, think about it in more this election year, ignore agnosticism, don't be oppressed by life in society, there is no neutral press.  


    Fool Jesus, he was murdered by his mother, father, family, society, government, lack and excess of humanity.  

    A hot coffee in honor of autumn, the best of seasons!  

    A hot coffee in thanks to the good developers of good apps.  

    You're on your side, and I'm on mine.  

    (c) fjgr  

    Main languages used: Portuguese, English; read below.  

    "As Anchor.fm when processing the sent audio is converting it from stereo to mono my panoramic audio work is being harmed, with this there is a big loss in the quality of my audio work, for example putting a language on each side to make it easier to listen in just one file, therefore from audiovisual #127 I'm making two files available, one file for the English language and one file for the Portuguese language, thanks for understanding."  

    Translated from Brazilian language (pt-BR) to English by Google Translate, proofreading and correction of translation errors by humble firstlast. 

    4 min
  • Body count (#106)

    Since high school I knew that the place where I am based, a place with several embassies, consulates, Army military base, farther Air Force, and several offices of major international companies in the west, would be a target for me to be cursed with an atomic bomb in a dispute between capitalist imperialist armed forces, if necessary the capitalist imperialist military would override any diplomacy administered by political civilians, without any remorse related to losses, material and human losses, but so far this has not happened, but as the worst of the cold war years has returned to the failure parade in the news, the unfortunate subject has returned to join and accumulate with other unfortunate subjects that have not disappeared, it does not take any great intellectual effort to understand the progression of concentration of this brand new old order of values of the new human being who in order to continue to exist has to compete with the new technologies emerging from the Exact Sciences commanded by an elite of humans, this helps to explain the setbacks in collective relationships between humans, well explained in the people lying in Ukrainian territory never to wake up, victims of the atrocities of war fabricated by the capitalist imperialist Tsar Führer Putin bin Assad & his military strategists, what happened in Syria and Ukraine could happen anywhere on planet Earth, I owe him no ideological loyalty, he is none of my, never was and never will be, same goes for other imperialists capitalists in favor of unbridled procreation, every offspring that is manufactured is good versus evil, not on the moon, not on Mars, maybe on the International Space Station, but who rules the planet Earth is the Sun, the moon, Venus, and other huge ore balls.


    (c) fjgr  

    Main languages used: Portuguese, English.  

    Translated from Brazilian language (pt-BR) to English by Google Translate, proofreading and correction of translation errors by humble firstlast. 

    4 min
  • The first menstruation (#105)

    I wasn't born a female, so I don't really know anything about it, but when I have some free time I might think about it.  


    How can something as simple and anti-religion as avoiding pregnancy turn into a religious curse?  

    I believe that there will be people who felt uncomfortable when they read this text.  

    (c) fjgr  

    Main languages used: Portuguese, English.  

    Translated from Brazilian language (pt-BR) to English by Google Translate, proofreading and correction of translation errors by humble firstlast. 

    4 min
  • Flight simulator (#104)

    Certainly a simulation is useful to try to prevent problems from appearing before the definitive one, useful to try to avoid any damage.  


    An episode that mentions intelligence, and simulation.  

    Testimonials:  

    "Content with packaging." FIRSTLAST.
    "Expressive art, artistic expression." firstlast.  

    (c) fjgr  

    Main languages used: Portuguese, English.  

    Translated from Brazilian language (pt-BR) to English by Google Translate, proofreading and correction of translation errors by humble firstlast. 

    4 min
  • Mom, is Russia a virus? (Ask your father!) (#103)

    Impossible to watch and listen to TV news related to the destruction of civilian areas in Ukraine and be indifferent, if civilians in Ukraine are treated by the russian government & its military in that way, the russian government & its militates would do the same atrocities against other cities in other countries, even worse and in a faster military manner. Even if this is a basic and not complex interpretation, it is coherent to compare the country Ukraine to a rebellious son who does not obey the orders of authoritarian and totalitarian parents, it is also coherent to compare the russian government & its military with a virus that will generate an epidemic that will turn a pandemic. The title of this episode is accurate and comprehensive, it could be related to other countries.  


    (c) fjgr  

    Main languages used: Portuguese, English.  

    Translated from Brazilian language (pt-BR) to English by Google Translate, proofreading and correction of translation errors by humble firstlast. 

    4 min

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