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  • CWSP (#092)

    Constantly when I write I use the acronym in the title of this audiovisual, if you can't understand what the acronym is about, don't kill yourself because of it, just keep living around your Sun.  


    (c) fjgr  

    Main languages used: Portuguese, English.  

    Translated from Brazilian language (pt-BR) to English by Google Translate, proofreading and correction of translation errors by humble firstlast. 

    4 min
  • I don't believe in suicide (#091)

    Until the moment I wrote this text I never had any interest in trying the subject against my existence, honestly the time for that has passed, I also never advised a person to put that into practice against their own existence, neither in a generic way nor specifically, but whether there are or were people who put the matter into practice was their individual decision, not mine.  


    (c) fjgr  

    Main languages used: Portuguese, English.  

    Translated from Brazilian language (pt-BR) to English by Google Translate, proofreading and correction of translation errors by humble firstlast. 

    4 min
  • Signals (#090)

    Through the passage of time they are always emerging.  


    (c) fjgr  

    Main languages used: Portuguese, English.  

    Translated from Brazilian language (pt-BR) to English by Google Translate, proofreading and correction of translation errors by humble firstlast. 

    4 min
  • Co\\oR again _ever? (#089)

    From black and white to color? There are several arts that could help a human deal with this, including the reverse path from color to black and white.  


    I have never regretted having had the interest and courage to become professional in the subject in the past.  

    (c) fjgr  

    Main languages used: Portuguese, English.  

    Translated from Brazilian language (pt-BR) to English by Google Translate, proofreading and correction of translation errors by humble firstlast. 

    4 min
  • Feces is wastage (#088)

    In this brief audiovisual, once again the subject mentioned is waste, now from the organic existence of humans, for them to exist they need to be hydrated and fed, at least fifty percent of what a human eats is not used, it is expelled later or sooner, if being human is to be obsolete then new food is needed so humans don't get passed over by robots, don't be afraid to look down the latrine after using it and reflect on a part of human existence, if one day you go to the moon take along a white latrine to make a dadaist art.  


    (c) fjgr  

    Main languages used: Portuguese, English.  

    Translated from Brazilian language (pt-BR) to English by Google Translate, proofreading and correction of translation errors by humble firstlast. 

    4 min
  • Vanish and the wet mutt (#087)

    I don't know if extraterrestrial space has a smell, if I still remember I read or heard something on the subject where it is mentioned that it has a smell, and the smell is not good, but I know what a wet dog smells like that was not well washed, it doesn't smell like panettone, I don't know what the color of that earthy smell would be in the famous Pantone color catalogue.  


    This brief audiovisual mentions the increase in a person's sensitivity over the years, not just in the nose.  

    (c) fjgr  

    Main languages used: Portuguese, English.  

    Translated from Brazilian language (pt-BR) to English by Google Translate, proofreading and correction of translation errors by humble firstlast.

    4 min
  • Society and capitalist oppression (#086)

    Pay to make, pay to maintain, pay to renovate, three costs related to the progression of the demands of the unbridled procreation partisan society, Do It Yourself can be useful as a reference but not everything is possible to solve with self-management living in a concentrated city where there are buildings next to each other, to have been different the past generation had to have been more intelligent, coherent, radical, not opting for some agnosticism.  


    (c) fjgr  

    Main languages used: Portuguese, English.  

    Translated from Brazilian language (pt-BR) to English by Google Translate, proofreading and correction of translation errors by humble firstlast. 

    4 min
  • The privatization of the Armed Forces (#085)

    New technologies related to information technology, computer graphics, 3D animations, and other mixtures and advances, specifically electronic games, have turned the Armed Forces into something obsolete, new toys for war simulations have emerged with a better cost and lack of benefits ratio, then the solution to that past would be to sell it to whoever has the money and is interested in buying it. I don't know if there is any company where famous people like Stallone, Schwarzenegger, and others, including some Travolta, that ridiculous jew, with economic rearguard to buy the Army, or the Navy, or the Air Force, or even all three together in an auction in one of the few Stock Exchanges based in chaotically traditional capitalist centers, the only ethics that will probably appear in the documentation will be paying everything on time, obviously, capitalist system. New technological products will arise for normal boys to practice combat and destruction, and to this day there is no consensus among experts on the explanation of where this past came from, whether it is a consequence of the existence of humans on planet Earth or was it imported from extraterrestrial space, or both, but there is some convergence in mentioning that plant and animal life emerged from an extremely violent past full of cataclysms and catastrophes, with moments of peace, in all this the need to sleep to start a better future.  


    (c) fjgr  

    Main languages used: Portuguese, English.  

    Translated from Brazilian language (pt-BR) to English by Google Translate, proofreading and correction of translation errors by humble firstlast. 

    4 min
  • rock culture (#084)

    FiRSTLAST in defense of firstlast: "I never agreed with everything that was related to the rock culture label, something overdosed with stereotypes, these stereotypes were reinforced by artists, audience, publishers and press. In the present day tattoos is something more related to the tattoo subject, it always has been, colored short hair is more related to stories drawn in the sequence of small frames, specifically japanese comic books. A look that is suitable for one does not necessarily suit everyone. The faster a person can partially or totally get rid of the overdose of these stereotypes, the better."  


    Taking advantage of the production of this audiovisual I wrote a song lyrics from the lyrics that a friend wrote to play on the acoustic guitar, but as I considered his lyrics too submissive, in excess, I considered it a good idea to improve it, if still I remember I heard his song in the year 1996, so I named my version 1996.  

    Below is my en-US language version of the original lyrics, my version was not written to be turned into music:  

    | 1996:  

    Just to deserve it,
    Work and buy.  

    Just to deserve, ...
    I deserve not to elect you.  

    Just to deserve it,
    I deserve to live in peace.  

    Just to deserve it,
    Side by side was a pair.  

    The feces are brown in color,
    This is not racism.  

    The feces are brown in color,
    This is not xenophobia.  

    My motorcycle
    Still hasn't been returned.  

    I had a rhyme.  

    Electric guitar isn't acoustic guitar,
    No, I'm not against consumption.  

    Just to deserve it,
    No, I didn't go,
    I stayed.  

    On the electric guitar
    I played Bossa Nova,
    There was no conflict
    From generations.  

    The acronym PBM
    Sounds free of interpretations,
    I studied in private education.  

    Menstruation starts with the letter M,
    A red M inside a red circle.  

    I'm not a menshevik,
    I am not bolshevik.  

    The feces are brown in color,
    This is not racism.  

    The feces are brown in color,
    This is not xenophobia.  

    I don't know if this is a social network,
    But I want to live in peace.  

    Menstruation starts with the letter M,
    A red M inside a red circle.  

    I'm not a menshevik,
    I am not bolshevik.  

    I've had enough of this boring music,
    I haven't eaten a pamonha in decades.  

    My father had a Kombi,
    The family claimed together.  

    They're not all dead yet,
    Whoever is born in Brazil is dung.  

    And so on I went,
    I went, but I came back.  

    If you don't understand this song,
    Maybe it's because you were born
    Brainless.  

    (c) fjgr  

    Main languages used: Portuguese, English.  

    Translated from Brazilian language (pt-BR) to English by Google Translate, proofreading and correction of translation errors by humble firstlast. 

    4 min
  • Bear or hyena? (#083)

    A true carnivorous animal is not a plush animal, the christian propaganda contained in children's books is far from reality, there is no difference between a plush hyena and a real bear, I worked professionally for a catholic nuns company who publishes children's books, there was no continuity in providing services, same score, God is the leader of chaotic organized crime, and I don't have free time to put dots and create spaces, commas are still very useful, humans have survived catastrophes and cataclysms.  


    Any doubt?  

    (c) fjgr  

    Main languages used: Portuguese, English.  

    Translated from Brazilian language (pt-BR) to English by Google Translate, proofreading and correction of translation errors by humble firstlast. 

    4 min

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