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  • The Abominable Transparent House (#072)

    FiRSTLAST, the one who waits, when he thought he'd be without subject for an upcoming episode, by a fluke of fate was spurred on by a TV documentary about State terrorism. After watching the documentary long enough, he named this episode: The Abominable Transparent House.

    What is this episode about? Please don't be an imbecile your whole life.  

    (c) fjgr  

    Main languages used: Portuguese, English.  

    Translated from Brazilian language (pt-BR) to English by Google Translate, proofreading and correction of translation errors by humble firstlast. 

    4 min
  • Obese skinny, rich poor, ... (#071)

    Imbalance. At what point does a richer person feel envious of a poorer person? How many superfluous questions does a person have to answer in life? No, it wasn't easy, but with the invention of the "Pre-answered Questions and Answers" feature it will be easier for well meaning people to stay away from the pandemic darkness of the Middle Ages and not be seduced by obscure scripts that try to convince the layperson that the Middle Ages was the best time of human existence.  


    (c) fjgr  

    Main languages used: Portuguese, English.  

    Translated from Brazilian language (pt-BR) to English by Google Translate, proofreading and correction of translation errors by humble firstlast. 

    4 min
  • Mycow ou Myox? (#070)

    Once you've decided to make or not make a person, the second choice is less difficult than the first, but neither is it an easy choice: What will the newborn's name be before it's even made? If born a boy will be Myox and if born a girl will be Mycow? Which father and mother would do this against a newborn even before it was made? Why is Google Translate afraid to do the right translation?

    I mentioned this topic previously on Spreaker.com in audiovisual (#036), MyCowow Jack Ass, title difficult to translate, difficult to understand, but after re-editing easily translated, even without knowing exactly what the true meaning, apparently it is something related to the history of the independence of the United States of America and all the countries that were influenced by that "old revolutionary wave" from Europe, the musical background is exciting, I dedicate that audiovisual to the world famous Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), they were obsessive, and they succeeded, row is not the same thing as column: https://www.spreaker.com/user/firstlast/mycowow-jack-ass-036

    (c) fjgr  

    Main languages used: Portuguese, English.  

    Translated from Brazilian language (pt-BR) to English by Google Translate, proofreading and correction of translation errors by humble firstlast. 

    4 min
  • Bomb woman (#069)

    I really don't know why there are women who are supporters of unbridled procreation, but I know why after the event they become false moralists, and even go to party politics from the propaganda of mutual aid, entrepreneurship, from free enterprise whatever it may be, legal or illegal, in this eternal quest to find out where ignorance came from, they will find immense mineral spheres, big, really very, very large, immense, they will also discover that the Sun has no mother.  


    (c) fjgr  

    Main languages used: Portuguese, English.  

    Translated from Brazilian language (pt-BR) to English by Google Translate, proofreading and correction of translation errors by humble firstlast. 

    4 min
  • Mick J. is not Jihad J., ... (#068)

    Between what I-don't-know-who and I-don't-know-where wish it were the truth and what really is the truth, there can be such a great distance that nothing is true, everything is lie. Artificial Intelligence aimed at a humble audience is going through this through its programmers, if the audience puts more money into the system, maybe Artificial Intelligence will become more intelligent, maybe it will even say that it loves you with a beautiful voice.  


    (c) fjgr  

    Main languages used: Portuguese, English.  

    Translated from Brazilian language (pt-BR) to English by Google Translate, proofreading and correction of translation errors by humble firstlast. 

    4 min
  • OxTag? (#067)

    FiRSTLAST has some healthy obsessions with apps, and since he was a kid he's always wanted everything that belongs to him to be kept and well organized by himself, but this audiovisual isn't about a closet or a bookcase. From an internet search about a subject, other interesting subjects may arise, and it's useful to mention that it's a real demagogy to place children's drawings of happy animals in products and services related to food for carnivores, a real human falsehood, animals never would be happy to be raised to be killed. What about humans? Would be they happy to be created to be killed? Sorry I'm no longer an abolitionist in relation to cows and chickens, maybe later I'll radicalize again on the sad subject.  


    (c) fjgr  

    Main languages used: Portuguese, English.  

    Translated from Brazilian language (pt-BR) to English by Google Translate, proofreading and correction of translation errors by humble firstlast.

    4 min
  • Missing (#066)

    The disappearance of people is one of the subjects mentioned in TV times dedicated to talking about crimes, some of these people after some time are found, killed and violently, others have not yet been found, perhaps never are, the motives of the crimes that are shown in those documentaries are basic issues related to life in society in a capitalist system, generally related to urban life and its periphery, could easily be avoided with the habit of thinking, but periodically they are repeated and the imperialist capitalist film industry apparently they have no interest in taking a different path to history, they constantly sow ultraviolence, reap the violence they sowed.

    This very short audiovisual mentions people who are missing because they are no longer alive.
    If the subject were women, women only speak well of beautiful and rich men, and even then not a lifetime, the explanation for this female characteristic is basic, it is not necessary to waste precious time of life to talk about this subject, that female characteristic is related to the larger diameter of the head of a person just born from natural childbirth, the search will be eternal, it will never find, it is also useful to mention that the human being is not the center of the universe, if the universe has a center.  

    i'll be back søøn, i'll be right b(A)ck:  

    There can be danger in silence,
    Noise can be harmful,
    Where there are no corners bodies are forgotten,
    There's no way to defend yourself
    When you're dead,
    I don't eat meat or carrion,
    A cemetery is a late trench
    Against the verticalization of a city,
    Woman, just let the sun give the light,
    Let me live in peace on this planet,
    I never wanted to step on the moon,
    I don't want to jump to Mars,
    There are no corners there,
    Who robot who is no longer the question
    For those who are no longer alive,
    Minerals will have eternal life,
    Pretentious humans,
    It's expensive to live on this planet.  

    (C) FJGR  

    Main languages used: Portuguese, English.  

    Translated from Brazilian language (pt-BR) to English by Google Translate, proofreading and correction of translation errors by humble firstlast.

    4 min
  • Dust (#065)

    The subject clouds of dust is in evidence in the news, also other natural phenomena that did not occur in the places where they are occurring, or if they did they were not in the news.

    For an air conditioner to function properly, it is necessary that the windows of the air conditioned place are closed. Does an air conditioner prevent dust from entering? ... Will planet Earth be turned into a maximum security prison? What will it cost?
    This episode mentions the dust, and maybe the rubble.  

    (c) fjgr  

    Main languages used: Portuguese, English.  

    Translated from Brazilian language (pt-BR) to English by Google Translate, proofreading and correction of translation errors by humble firstlast. 

    4 min
  • Tourist (#064)

    It is easy for a person who is native to a place to realize that another person is a tourist. What to do with the tourist person? Tell that person to go publish somewhere else? Tell that person to go publish it on another planet?

    This episode mentions tourism.  

    (c) fjgr  

    Main languages used: Portuguese, English.  

    Translated from Brazilian language (pt-BR) to English by Google Translate, proofreading and correction of translation errors by humble firstlast. 

    4 min
  • You are the man? (#063)

    FiRSTLAST, the self-manager, a keen observer and analyst of life in society and the various consequences of this existential human condition, dedicates special attention to some momentary feeling of inferiority and its persistence in a time when a newborn human is new and obsolete and will have to run a lot to understand the past until is not in the future to try to get second place in some human competition for immortality because in that the first place on the podium is for the minerals that reign supreme.


    In this episode there is a new synthetic human voice to do the opening, in the next episode she also will do the closing.

    (c) fjgr  

    Main languages used: Portuguese, English.  

    Translated from Brazilian language (pt-BR) to English by Google Translate, proofreading and correction of translation errors by humble firstlast. 

    4 min

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