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  • Lula never again! (#052)

    I am not a squid. I didn't write Moby Dick. Big waves? Big adventures, big falls. I never lived in Hawaii, I never wanted to live in Brasília. If he was not elected to the presidency, there would be no impeachment. How many people won and didn't live long? How many famous people died before Queen Elizabeth? Losing is winning.  


    An episode where the difference between distortion effects on the sound of the electric guitar is mentioned, not in the sound of the guitar.  

    (c) fjgr  

    Main languages used: Portuguese, English.  

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    3 min
  • Area 151 (#051)

    In this area a person will find almost everything to look for, maybe even find a cemetery, and if he finds one, maybe he can see a panoramic view of a big city in it, but it wasn't based on that I wanted to build a home, I went and came back, it's a dynamic area, the pandemic and the beginning of the "stay at home" transformed the "Area 151" into an urbanized desert, with less movement than in the last week of the year, a time when many people travel and the flow of people becomes smaller, unrecognizable, pedestrian theft also increased, specifically the use of bicycles to steal smartphones from pedestrians, also the increased presence of the new police to respond to new thefts, but it was the advance of information technology that accelerated the changes between work and worker, the party of computer technology is the convergence device that a person uses to access the computer network, if a crook politician says I am obsolete technology then I will definitely not vote for him, the answer in the demonstrations in 2016/03 it was expressive, it was given by people who in daily life are not even interested in any polarization between some right and some left, another time, other people, "Area 151" is always appearing as a meeting point for demonstrations in the news on TV, since the time that the office boys had not been replaced by Microsoft Office, and everything related to the computer revolution, everything is ready, just look at the admirable new world, but if you can't use this reality, in the domain of our gravity avoid pregnancy because to expel intestinal gas it is not necessary to ask or pay something to someone, including in "Area 151", and the alphabet is not only made up of the letter "G", when being pushed to the sidelines in a civilized and polite way through new technologies, stay lucid and coherent. Regards? No.  


    (c) fjgr  

    Main languages used: Portuguese, English.  

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    3 min
  • Rhythmic Gymnastics (#050)

    You won't find a rhythmic gymnastics dynamic in the daily work of individual or team work, maybe you'll find something equivalent in a factory where series production is carried out by robots, wanting human beings to be perfect machines that always make everything better is something for the machines to do, but not wanting to do the best is putting yourself in an inferior condition in relation to yourself, it's curious to watch the simulations of synchronism between people, but I've never liked musical films, therefore, with or without water, rhythmic gymnastics is just another subject, a little more interesting than musical movies, superfluous, but living with music in your head is not superfluous, it's still human and interesting.  


    In this episode this was mentioned, the simulation of synchronism between people.  

    (c) fjgr  

    Main languages used: Portuguese, English.  

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    3 min
  • Browser x Lite (#049)

    Here the universe of the capitalist system does not expand at the speed of sound or at the speed of light, saving is a virtue, it is not a mental illness, in this episode it is mentioned that the cost-benefit ratio is present in everyday life: Install a Lite version or use a browser shortcut? The browser takes precedence on the internet road. {[(I don't intend to go live on the moon or Mars, $pace for the rich.)]}  


    (c) fjgr  

    Main languages used: Portuguese, English.  

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    3 min
  • Code W. (#048)

    How is it possible for a person I don't know to be something of my person? The Facebook friend scam? Really?  


    An episode where the polarization between the differences between people is mentioned.  

    Is the use of non-English characters a handicap that needs remediation, Grand Master?  

    (c) fjgr  

    Main languages used: Portuguese, English.  

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    3 min
  • Block-chain (#047)

    A program where the past is progressively purified so that the new human is rapidly enriched without obstacles? Then he's going to live in a housing project in Hollywood?  


    What is it for a money that I won't be able to buy or have a place to spend?  

    (c) fjgr  

    Main languages used: Portuguese, English.  

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    3 min
  • Journalistic theater (#046)

    Journalists work with the brain manipulation of information, between what these humans decide will be published, advertisements are added. Which is the theater? The persistence in the use of the expressions "political right" and "political left" at election time where in reality the "ghost" of the "expanded center of the capitalist rotary" prevails: The next one! Next! Next! Why hurry?  


    (c) fjgr  

    Main languages used: Portuguese, English.  

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    3 min
  • My chaos is organized (#045)

    FiRSTLAST, the persevering one, reinforces what he mentioned in audiovisual #043 (#044, ...).  


    (c) fjgr  

    Main languages used: Portuguese, English.  

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    3 min
  • Down or up? (#044)

    It is common for the opposition that is no longer in the situation occupying well-paid positions to choose the first semester of the year 1964 in Brazil with "s" or with "z" as the historical mark of everything that happened badly in that immense territory on planet Earth, but the military in central command did not prevent unbridled procreation, it was under the eyes of the military that the opposition was fabricated, a woman, a man, and at least "half a dozen" of toy soldiers of the State-father ("accelerator") and of the Church-mother ("brake"), when the two are pressed ...

    In 1989 the electorate opted and decided to fabricate a new "daring" course for the above story, the juvenile privatization of the capitalist State would be the new economic miracle for a new robotic era, only the human elite would "play" with the robots of production in series, lubricated with some labour, in practice a mixture of neoliberalism with neocolonialism, miracle, the opposition was extinguished.
    For the center-right social democracy, the center-left social democracy is a pun', but the center-right social democracy likes to eat stinky cheeses, apparently this ridiculous political situation is not nearing an end.  

    In this episode is mentioned that biased and deceitful political propaganda is still used, and the electorate likes it, that is: women who have never been well paid, browns who have never had a middle-class life, jews who have never held senior positions in large companies, south american japanese who walk almost without clothes on the West side of the Western while the real japanese from the East side of the Orient only think about capitalism, chinese who are worried every day of the year about the extinction of life in China, sexual mutations that never had a voice in the film industry US imperialist capitalist, ... the list is not that long, but it is widely known.  

    (c) fjgr  

    Main languages used: Portuguese, English.  

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    4 min
  • Order and Progress? (#043)

    FiRSTLAST, the analyst, analyzes the phrase that is in the sky of a country's flag and goes beyond analysis, systematically puts it into practice in the serial production of these short audiovisuals, and if there is any chaos, it is well organized asymmetrically, or symmetrical to please the very being who is also naturally polite and conservative, also spiteful, specifically towards adults who try to make fools of themselves.


    (c) fjgr  

    Main languages used: Portuguese, English.  

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    4 min

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