Fish With Friends

Today's #Secret question didn't exactly go how we thought it would, but that wasn't a bad thing. The question was "What's the most common negative thought you have?" We thought people would be making jokes about other people, politics, the state of the world, etc. But instead, we got a lot of answers that were directed inwards. Bad thoughts people had about themselves. We hope after reading these that people will see that everyone thinks negatively about themselves and hopefully this helped some people. Also on the show, Connie reviews the movie Joker, Steve has some interesting Daddy Tips, and we play another round of Name That Sound. All of that and much more on today's show!

Hi, I’m Steve and I’m a new Dad who has learned a lot of things over the last several months and I want to pass along some knowledge to you!

Each week I will be giving you some new tips for first-time parents and one spectacular Dad joke! So let's get to the tips!

If your significant other cheated on you with someone from their same sex, would it be any different than if they cheated on you with someone from the opposite sex? That's the question we addressed on the show today and our answers might surprise you. Also on the show, we found out the funniest things your Alexa ever heard you say, Tim Tebow is officially married and that means he is no longer a virgin, and what would you do if your SO told you that they treated their ex better than you? All of that and much more on today's show!

Today we got a Rando Texto from a guy who said that his dad told him that wind turbines are not used to generate power, but instead are used as fans to cool down the earth. Well, we all know that isn't true, so we asked you to share little white lies your parents may have told you when you were a kid. Also on the show, we heard some of the funniest excuses for calling into work, we learned that today is the most miserable day of the year, and we got some backstage audio from the SAG Awards that proves that Jen and Brad are getting back together. All of that and much more on today's show!

A few times each year, tipping gets brought up on the show and every time it does, Fish and Steve get into it. Everyone agrees about certain people deserving tips like waiters and hair stylists, but when we start talking about hotel maids, carwash employees, and the guy working the register when you pick up food, things get heated. We asked you to weigh in on who and when you should be tipping and we got a wide variety of opinions. Also on the show, Steve reviews the new Bad Boys For Life Movie, we reported some very distressing news about Valentine's Day Candy Hearts, and Connie's husband finally gets Facebook. All of that and much more on today's show!

Today's Text Question of the Day was quite the hilarious topic. We asked what your significant other would smell like if they were a scratch and sniff sticker. Well, you gave us a bunch of hilarious smells and justifications for those smells. Some of you even went above and beyond and told us what your ex would smell like if they were a scratch and sniff sticker. Also on the show, we learned that 47 is the most depressing age to be, we discovered that flirting at work might be good for your health, and Connie and Fish share stories about times they farted infront of one another. All of that and much more on today's show!

No Christmas Bonus for you! Today we got a rando texto from a small business owner who was disappointed that almost none of their employees thanked them for their Christmas bonuses. Now, just to put things in perspective, the business owner not only gave cash but also personalized gifts for every employee. The two newest employees were the only ones who thanked the owners. What do you think? Is that rude? Also on the show, we play the shortest version of Name that Sound ever, we found out the most trusted and untrusted entities in America, and we all had a good laugh at a toddler farting. All of that and much more on today's show!

Hi, I’m Steve and I’m a new Dad who has learned a lot of things over the last several months and I want to pass along some knowledge to you!

Each week I will be giving you some new tips for first-time parents and one spectacular Dad joke! So let's get to the tips!

Today on the show we got a Rando Texto where a mom decided that her son needed help dating. She got on his phone and started a conversation with a girl in his class and got him a date. Now we want to know if she went too far, or if she actually helped out her son. Also on the show, we asked how many fights you and your SO get into every year, we learned that Will Smith and Tupac didn't get along, and Connie shared some things that she learned in the last 10 minutes. All of that and much more on today's show!

Fish's fun games are back and this time it is getting a little naughty. It's "Name That Sound!" and Fish found a sound that actually requires the adult content warning pig. Also on the show, we dove into a debate that reddit was having about buying your spouse tampons, we figured out what to do when your drunk boss tells you too much, and are you participating in Dry January? We figured out what that was and asked why people did it. All of that and much more on today's show!